Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese
Haiku # 4298, September 11, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by ash
i love it! i do!
my profile is a mass of
haiku!! i am free!!
Haiku # 4297, September 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by Guy Montag
i am inspired
haiku is me, and i it
telescope to soul
Haiku # 4296, September 11, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by Guy Montag
The moment has passed;
The wind still blows, rain still falls
Hell still reigns O'er earth
Haiku # 4295, September 11, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
"Squirming Like a Toad"
I adjust apprehensive
to the new Haiku
Haiku # 4294, September 11, 2000 4:53 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Far too hot today.
My moodring changes colors
Without my finger.
Haiku # 4293, September 11, 2000 4:42 pm ET
by Crime Against Poetry of SoCal
let your feelings out
to complete strangers; that is
bad haiku for you
Haiku # 4292, September 11, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by Guy Montag
if not insight on
my being, haiku does give
me an outlet... ha ,'/
Haiku # 4291, September 11, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Guy Montag
argh... am I trying
to be something im not? screw
it all. what am i?
Haiku # 4290, September 11, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Jennifer I said,
"comparing is odious."
lovely illusions
Haiku # 4289, September 11, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by scorpionova9
what's my problem? can't
i relate? my looks? what gives?
not sociopath!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4288, September 11, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Guy Montag
ash i must relent
it works this five seven five!
leaves begin to fall
Haiku # 4287, September 11, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
our society
male violence glorified
testosterone rules
Haiku # 4286, September 11, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by Homage to change
if i repeat "ash"
countless times and even more
ringing in ears stops
Muahahahaha!
Haiku # 4285, September 11, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by Homage to Anthony Hopkins
the mountain rises
endlessly before us all
ash counts step by step
Haiku # 4284, September 11, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
Ash calls my haiku
too bad to be bad haiku
happy? sad? I type on
Haiku # 4283, September 11, 2000 1:18 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
do not worry if
bad haikuist cannot count
assholes suck ass hair
Haiku # 4282, September 11, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Homage to all
it looks like ice-cream
and it tastes like ice-cream
but no Ash says shit
Haiku # 4281, September 11, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by Homage to Ash, wholly
ok ok we did not
know that even bad haiku
must kiss ass suck rules
Haiku # 4280, September 11, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Homage to holy Ash
too true, too true! five
i think they just guess! seven
meaningful, though. five
Haiku # 4279, September 11, 2000 4:47 am ET
by Guy Montag
read the title dudes
unless it's 5 7 5
it's bad something else
Haiku # 4278, September 11, 2000 4:45 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the current crop of poets
cannot hold a count
Haiku # 4277, September 11, 2000 4:43 am ET
by ash
the rain keeps falling
even in dreams
the skull leaks badly
Haiku # 4276, September 11, 2000 12:47 am ET
by Shinkechi
imaginary metal baseball bats
launch skateboards
into orbit
Haiku # 4275, September 10, 2000 11:20 pm ET
by Homage
middle of the night
skateboarders on baker street
clatter clatter clatter
Haiku # 4274, September 10, 2000 11:15 pm ET
by Homage
Baboons are interesting
coming,
or going
Haiku # 4273, September 10, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Homage
we would touch you
through and through
us bad haiku people
Haiku # 4272, September 10, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
here in Nelson
our tiny imperfect mayor
kills cypress trees at will
Haiku # 4271, September 10, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
to love and mean it
beyond words
fathomless unknown
Haiku # 4270, September 10, 2000 8:26 pm ET
by Homage to Kimberly
He would not touch me.
He left me trembling, begging,
offering myself.
Haiku # 4269, September 10, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Nine and twenty-one:
landmark years for cypress trees.
graveyard green, a loss.
Haiku # 4268, September 10, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Hello begins in
Hell. There is no good in bye.
Do not wave to me.
Haiku # 4267, September 10, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Joe, your promises
are icing. Sugar roses
hiding ruined cake.
Haiku # 4266, September 10, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Overused language:
I love. What if I mean it?
What words exist, then?
Haiku # 4265, September 10, 2000 6:12 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Your smile hurts me more
than honesty. You don't feel.
My words are useless.
Haiku # 4264, September 10, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cold metal around
the wrists, naked flesh touching
naked flesh, trembling.
Haiku # 4263, September 10, 2000 6:01 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
You're lazy, says Ken.
Now, help me lift this, and please
get out of my way.
Haiku # 4262, September 10, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Priscilla looks down.
No solution. Nothing goes.
The cards do not match.
Haiku # 4261, September 10, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
a... a.... a..... haiku !
poetry pours from within
bless you for this site
Haiku # 4260, September 10, 2000 5:46 pm ET
by ash
hypomania
verbose as a thesaurus
subtle as nosebleeds
Haiku # 4259, September 10, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by ash
I'm big in Japan
I'm sold out in Singapore
Y'all come on backstage
Haiku # 4258, September 10, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
the cornflakes crackled
mom was scraping charcoal toast
Dad ran over Spot
Haiku # 4257, September 10, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
art art art art art art art
yes but is it
fondling?
Haiku # 4256, September 10, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by Homage
FONDLE FONDLE FON-
DLE FONDLE FONDLE FONDLE
Yes, but is it art?
Haiku # 4255, September 10, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the subtle art of
conversation; i suck at
it. I NEED CULTURE!
Haiku # 4254, September 10, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by Guy Montag
the worst
vice
is advice
Haiku # 4253, September 10, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by Homage
these small things
this letting go
may feed a lifetime
Haiku # 4252, September 10, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by Homage
one brief hour
of fullnes and freedom
of madness and joy
Haiku # 4251, September 10, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Homage
driving free loving free
courting distruction
with taunts
Haiku # 4250, September 10, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Homage
sigh... shes on. do i
have the confidence? or will
i stay up all night?
Haiku # 4249, September 10, 2000 2:45 pm ET
by Guy Montag
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