Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

hairless or bushy
as lovely as a flower
vagina is good
Haiku # 4325, September 13, 2000 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunken haikuist
went to the tatooist, now
haiku is tatoo
Haiku # 4324, September 13, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by Homage
Gently I remove
finger from bellybutton
what is that foul stench?
Haiku # 4323, September 13, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
guess she's not so weird
i psychologically
prepare for phone call
Haiku # 4322, September 13, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Guy Montag
life really sucks hard
alternatives suck too, though
bang head on wall now.
Haiku # 4321, September 13, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena of hell
bubblegum movies
so they have no point who cares
perfect for two blondes
Haiku # 4320, September 13, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by toodumblonds
haiku-limerick
tradition can suck my dick
rising sun stiff mick
Haiku # 4319, September 13, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Homage
not reliable
your love does not pass muster
but so effective
Haiku # 4318, September 13, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Homage
love scorched my feathers
alone again I worry
ohh to fly again
Haiku # 4317, September 13, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by Homage
sorry we missed you
we are back from Toronto
call us again soon
Haiku # 4316, September 13, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Monty of Venice
DSN is hard
to work with in a haiku
syllable hogging!

Haiku # 4315, September 13, 2000 12:42 pm ET
by Homage
it's cool as a moose
eating a watermellon
on a rainy day
Haiku # 4314, September 13, 2000 12:27 pm ET
by Homage
Another change has
Caused the site to crash and burn
I need DSN
Haiku # 4313, September 13, 2000 11:48 am ET
by Janis of Century City
the grass is greener
but gardener is meaner
loose goose gets the blame
Haiku # 4312, September 12, 2000 5:56 pm ET
by Homage huh?!
yes paxil was good
but serezone was better
erections like stone
Haiku # 4311, September 12, 2000 5:53 pm ET
by Homage to seratonin
The scent of sawdust
and dandelion paint, a
fresh, sharpened pencil.

Haiku # 4310, September 12, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The rainbow halo
around a lit wick, candle
wax on naked skin.

Haiku # 4309, September 12, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I'm round like the moon,
but I don't see monsters now.
Mixed blessing: Paxil.

Haiku # 4308, September 12, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Artistic, but fat,
intensely creative, but
torture to look at.
Haiku # 4307, September 12, 2000 2:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
the city limits
our capabilities
thwarting dialogue
Haiku # 4306, September 12, 2000 11:51 am ET
by Homage
the automobile
destroying the public space
democracy dies
Haiku # 4305, September 12, 2000 11:44 am ET
by Homage
two girly bunnies
always humping each other
are they doing E?
Haiku # 4304, September 12, 2000 11:06 am ET
by Homage to opps!
rabbit gazes through me
unnerving this look she has
ancient yet patient
Haiku # 4303, September 12, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Homage
iridescent duck
beautiful and unknowing
swiming through oil slick
Haiku # 4302, September 12, 2000 10:55 am ET
by Homage
sing with me machines
we here in this hot basement
are aluminum
Haiku # 4301, September 11, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my buzz wearing off
i hug my robot butler
'sir please' he buzzes
Haiku # 4300, September 11, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
put down for the count
merely seeking perfection
with my correction
Haiku # 4299, September 11, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by ash
set the records straight :
i am no haiku nazi
blame the japanese
Haiku # 4298, September 11, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by ash
i love it! i do!
my profile is a mass of
haiku!! i am free!!
Haiku # 4297, September 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by Guy Montag
i am inspired
haiku is me, and i it
telescope to soul
Haiku # 4296, September 11, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by Guy Montag
The moment has passed;
The wind still blows, rain still falls
Hell still reigns O'er earth
Haiku # 4295, September 11, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
"Squirming Like a Toad"
I adjust apprehensive
to the new Haiku
Haiku # 4294, September 11, 2000 4:53 pm ET
by Scott of Alton
Far too hot today.
My moodring changes colors
Without my finger.
Haiku # 4293, September 11, 2000 4:42 pm ET
by Crime Against Poetry of SoCal
let your feelings out
to complete strangers; that is
bad haiku for you
Haiku # 4292, September 11, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by Guy Montag
if not insight on
my being, haiku does give
me an outlet... ha ,'/
Haiku # 4291, September 11, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Guy Montag
argh... am I trying
to be something im not? screw
it all. what am i?
Haiku # 4290, September 11, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Jennifer I said,
"comparing is odious."
lovely illusions
Haiku # 4289, September 11, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by scorpionova9
what's my problem? can't
i relate? my looks? what gives?
not sociopath!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4288, September 11, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by Guy Montag
ash i must relent
it works this five seven five!
leaves begin to fall
Haiku # 4287, September 11, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
our society
male violence glorified
testosterone rules
Haiku # 4286, September 11, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by Homage to change
if i repeat "ash"
countless times and even more
ringing in ears stops
Muahahahaha!
Haiku # 4285, September 11, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by Homage to Anthony Hopkins
the mountain rises
endlessly before us all
ash counts step by step
Haiku # 4284, September 11, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
Ash calls my haiku
too bad to be bad haiku
happy? sad? I type on
Haiku # 4283, September 11, 2000 1:18 pm ET
by Homage to Ash
do not worry if
bad haikuist cannot count
assholes suck ass hair
Haiku # 4282, September 11, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Homage to all
it looks like ice-cream
and it tastes like ice-cream
but no Ash says shit
Haiku # 4281, September 11, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by Homage to Ash, wholly
ok ok we did not
know that even bad haiku
must kiss ass suck rules
Haiku # 4280, September 11, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Homage to holy Ash
too true, too true! five
i think they just guess! seven
meaningful, though. five
Haiku # 4279, September 11, 2000 4:47 am ET
by Guy Montag
read the title dudes
unless it's 5 7 5
it's bad something else
Haiku # 4278, September 11, 2000 4:45 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the current crop of poets
cannot hold a count
Haiku # 4277, September 11, 2000 4:43 am ET
by ash
the rain keeps falling
even in dreams
the skull leaks badly
Haiku # 4276, September 11, 2000 12:47 am ET
by Shinkechi
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