Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

bitter, bitter, i
am... sleep deprived, sex deprived
need to love again
Haiku # 4358, September 15, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Guy Montag
haiku rejected
by one of my closest friends
dont care anymore...
Haiku # 4357, September 15, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Lo! the Big Day nears
A farewell to youth, Janis
Embrace this milestone
Haiku # 4356, September 15, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Toronto
let the games begin !
and before it's all over
you can kiss my rings....
Haiku # 4355, September 15, 2000 6:13 am ET
by ash
between arguments
despite volatility
we love each other
Haiku # 4354, September 15, 2000 6:12 am ET
by ash
a "feel good oldie"?
jose feliciano
reading braille i guess
Haiku # 4353, September 15, 2000 5:58 am ET
by ash
hallucinogens
psychotic ideation
colours and trismus
Haiku # 4352, September 15, 2000 5:56 am ET
by ash
"Hee haw club?" Where you
eat "this thing" every week? sounds
damn bizarre to me
Haiku # 4351, September 15, 2000 4:46 am ET
by Guy Montag
Spitermonkey. He
is a grumpy old man. That's
why I love him so.
Haiku # 4350, September 15, 2000 4:45 am ET
by Guy Montag
its just wrong to call
take a letter maria
a "feel good oldie"
Haiku # 4349, September 14, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by come on get happy
wrapped tight in my sheet
safe from swarming cockroaches
but needing a drink
Haiku # 4348, September 14, 2000 9:55 pm ET
by come on get happy
tequila haiku
linger on to embarrass
need archive cleaner
Haiku # 4347, September 14, 2000 8:04 pm ET
by Homage
Lofty, pungent stench
Eyes burn, stomach turns, gagging
Who took off their shoes?
Haiku # 4346, September 14, 2000 6:16 pm ET
by Butch
A door closes. The
weight of sunlight compresses
the breath in my chest.
Haiku # 4345, September 14, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Fadette, my pet rat,
is a hairless beauty, soft
with lovely pink skin.
Haiku # 4344, September 14, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
On the internet,
you, too, can become a slim,
green-eyed young vixen.
Haiku # 4343, September 14, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Your suggestions are
Soon to be implemented
A work in progress
Haiku # 4342, September 14, 2000 12:24 pm ET
by Janis of Centruy City, CA
A good search engine
Is currently being made
To make it all good
Haiku # 4341, September 14, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Janis of Centruy City, CA
Or how about dates?
Drop-down windows by the 1st
of every month...
Haiku # 4340, September 14, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
A drop-down window
Could solve problem by "jumping"
by the 500s...
Haiku # 4339, September 14, 2000 12:18 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Older system was
Quicker to go far back in
Archive database
Haiku # 4338, September 14, 2000 12:13 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Older system was
Quicker to go far back in
Archive database
We need a !
Haiku # 4337, September 14, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
Miss that mile-long scroll
Much faster search older poems
Bring some compromise!
Haiku # 4336, September 14, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by Erik of Paris
A drivers permit
beer and wings and a few friends
and a weird space bag.
Haiku # 4335, September 14, 2000 8:32 am ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
What will tonight bring
maybe our waitress will know
or perhaps Neil Young.
Haiku # 4334, September 14, 2000 8:30 am ET
by Monty of Venice
she grows lovelier
every time I gaze at her
one more beer should do
Haiku # 4333, September 14, 2000 6:08 am ET
by Butch
An ode to Joe, my
precious scout, killed by a zerg
drone. poor little probe
Haiku # 4332, September 14, 2000 4:34 am ET
by Guy Montag
To John! In biding
his time, he finds strength to build
a Sea Colony.
Haiku # 4331, September 14, 2000 2:51 am ET
by Alex Trebek of Santa Monica, CA
Ode to our friend John
whos mother just passed away
have another beer
Haiku # 4330, September 13, 2000 11:13 pm ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
the one line haiku
Haiku # 4329, September 13, 2000 6:33 pm ET
by haikuin racoon
nothing is finer
than a lovely vagina
hope we can meet soon
Haiku # 4328, September 13, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by Homage
vagina is good!
though chubby pussy is best
but any will do
Haiku # 4327, September 13, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by Homage
foul stench? no well aged
you have finally found that
cheese, lost long ago
Haiku # 4326, September 13, 2000 5:32 pm ET
by Homage
hairless or bushy
as lovely as a flower
vagina is good
Haiku # 4325, September 13, 2000 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drunken haikuist
went to the tatooist, now
haiku is tatoo
Haiku # 4324, September 13, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by Homage
Gently I remove
finger from bellybutton
what is that foul stench?
Haiku # 4323, September 13, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
guess she's not so weird
i psychologically
prepare for phone call
Haiku # 4322, September 13, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Guy Montag
life really sucks hard
alternatives suck too, though
bang head on wall now.
Haiku # 4321, September 13, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena of hell
bubblegum movies
so they have no point who cares
perfect for two blondes
Haiku # 4320, September 13, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by toodumblonds
haiku-limerick
tradition can suck my dick
rising sun stiff mick
Haiku # 4319, September 13, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by Homage
not reliable
your love does not pass muster
but so effective
Haiku # 4318, September 13, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Homage
love scorched my feathers
alone again I worry
ohh to fly again
Haiku # 4317, September 13, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by Homage
sorry we missed you
we are back from Toronto
call us again soon
Haiku # 4316, September 13, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Monty of Venice
DSN is hard
to work with in a haiku
syllable hogging!

Haiku # 4315, September 13, 2000 12:42 pm ET
by Homage
it's cool as a moose
eating a watermellon
on a rainy day
Haiku # 4314, September 13, 2000 12:27 pm ET
by Homage
Another change has
Caused the site to crash and burn
I need DSN
Haiku # 4313, September 13, 2000 11:48 am ET
by Janis of Century City
the grass is greener
but gardener is meaner
loose goose gets the blame
Haiku # 4312, September 12, 2000 5:56 pm ET
by Homage huh?!
yes paxil was good
but serezone was better
erections like stone
Haiku # 4311, September 12, 2000 5:53 pm ET
by Homage to seratonin
The scent of sawdust
and dandelion paint, a
fresh, sharpened pencil.

Haiku # 4310, September 12, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The rainbow halo
around a lit wick, candle
wax on naked skin.

Haiku # 4309, September 12, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
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