Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

His soft mouth against
the back of my neck, fingers
achingly gentle

contrast the fierceness
of my heartbeat. How I love
to feel in extremes!
Haiku # 4437, September 22, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cordial, imploring, asks:
"G.I. Joe! Want suck?
Haiku # 4436, September 22, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cordial, imploring, says:
Haiku # 4435, September 22, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vietnamese hooker
Haiku # 4434, September 22, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by shel baker
in my secret world
i can stay up far too late
i will sleep till noon
Haiku # 4433, September 22, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
for maturity
you'll be waiting a long time
and for sanity ?

Haiku # 4432, September 22, 2000 4:08 am ET
by ash
Drugs are lots of fun
Crystal methamphetamine
Is easy to make
Haiku # 4431, September 21, 2000 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if a Touretter
curses in the empty woods
does he/she make a sound?
Haiku # 4430, September 21, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Homage
when in doubt, says dad
take a shit in your own hand
dad is quite senile
Haiku # 4429, September 21, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays
Haiku # 4428, September 21, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".
Haiku # 4427, September 21, 2000 8:57 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
Haiku # 4426, September 21, 2000 8:55 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
Haiku # 4425, September 21, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
Haiku # 4424, September 21, 2000 8:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
Haiku # 4423, September 21, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
Haiku # 4422, September 21, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense
Haiku # 4421, September 21, 2000 8:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.
Haiku # 4420, September 21, 2000 8:40 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.
Haiku # 4419, September 21, 2000 8:28 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..
Haiku # 4418, September 21, 2000 8:13 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Imagine the love child
Of Kurt Russell and John Thaw.
Scary, isn't it?
Haiku # 4417, September 21, 2000 7:39 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why do you love the
Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Hand-jiving buffoon.
Haiku # 4416, September 21, 2000 7:36 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I explained my name
Two site redesigns ago;
It's European.
Haiku # 4415, September 21, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Haiku # 4414, September 20, 2000 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love
Haiku # 4413, September 20, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by eddie haskell
control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--
Haiku # 4412, September 20, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by halverson
how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?
Haiku # 4411, September 20, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by Homage
ash:

such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes
Haiku # 4410, September 20, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: "scrunty"

ignorance is miss
is that a local slang term?
or just made up, hmm?
Haiku # 4409, September 20, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by sheena
pluggers ain't funny
it is for stupid people
may they rot in hell
Haiku # 4408, September 20, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by haakenzoob
It is annoying
When people write haiku us-
Ing run-on phrases..
Haiku # 4407, September 20, 2000 8:51 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
"CAUTION - WET PAINT", but
Dogs can't read; behold my
Go-faster Spaniel.
Haiku # 4406, September 20, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
If we had some ham
We could have some ham and eggs
But I don't eat meat.
Haiku # 4405, September 20, 2000 8:41 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I'm kinda scrunty
And I have a hard body
Hence the name, Sheena.
Haiku # 4404, September 20, 2000 8:35 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
should you make it rhyme
you will note from time to time
it can be sublime
Haiku # 4403, September 20, 2000 6:57 am ET
by ash
interlocutor
sly modus operandi
feigning poetry
Haiku # 4402, September 20, 2000 6:44 am ET
by ash
fuck the wit shit and
take hold of the wrong end of
poetry shit stick
Haiku # 4401, September 19, 2000 10:06 pm ET
by La Dee Daa
not just BAD haiku
it's HORRIBLE poetry
for digital age
Haiku # 4400, September 19, 2000 10:03 pm ET
by La Dee Daa
havn't you looked?
we are all coprologists
it's so personal
Haiku # 4399, September 19, 2000 9:17 pm ET
by La Dee Daa
artistic merit
is such a personal thing
it makes me wonder
Haiku # 4398, September 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by ash
to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred
Haiku # 4397, September 19, 2000 8:12 pm ET
by ash
those who judge are not
bad haukuists those who judge
suck ass hair and more
Haiku # 4396, September 19, 2000 4:59 pm ET
by La Dee Dah
Haiku # 4395, September 19, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by La Dee Dah
limber and nubile
somethings wrong about watching
womens gymnastics
Haiku # 4394, September 19, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
immature postings
really suck the joy out of
clever bad haiku
Haiku # 4393, September 19, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by submit2haiku
this site has lots of
references to ass-hair
(how is that witty?)
Haiku # 4392, September 19, 2000 1:24 pm ET
by submit2haiku
While he is in class
I wish for some company
I sit on my ass
Haiku # 4391, September 19, 2000 11:53 am ET
by Princess
Micah misses her....
Janis is Micah's sister...
They all miss her too!
Haiku # 4390, September 19, 2000 11:50 am ET
by Heather of London,ON
when you go away
i want to go to l. a.
canada 3K
Haiku # 4389, September 18, 2000 9:06 pm ET
by diane of toronto
please send grandpa's ghost
extricate my shitty self
this overdue mess
Haiku # 4388, September 18, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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