she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays

See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".

Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.

Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl

I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort

We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters

See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer

Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense

When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.

Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.

Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..

Imagine the love child
Of Kurt Russell and John Thaw.
Scary, isn't it?

Why do you love the
Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Hand-jiving buffoon.

I explained my name
Two site redesigns ago;
It's European.

notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love

control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--

how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?

ash:

such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes

ATT: "scrunty"

ignorance is miss
is that a local slang term?
or just made up, hmm?

pluggers ain't funny
it is for stupid people
may they rot in hell

It is annoying
When people write haiku us-
Ing run-on phrases..

"CAUTION - WET PAINT", but
Dogs can't read; behold my
Go-faster Spaniel.

If we had some ham
We could have some ham and eggs
But I don't eat meat.

I'm kinda scrunty
And I have a hard body
Hence the name, Sheena.

should you make it rhyme
you will note from time to time
it can be sublime

interlocutor
sly modus operandi
feigning poetry

fuck the wit shit and
take hold of the wrong end of
poetry shit stick

not just BAD haiku
it's HORRIBLE poetry
for digital age

havn't you looked?
we are all coprologists
it's so personal

artistic merit
is such a personal thing
it makes me wonder

to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred

those who judge are not
bad haukuists those who judge
suck ass hair and more

limber and nubile
somethings wrong about watching
womens gymnastics

immature postings
really suck the joy out of
clever bad haiku

this site has lots of
references to ass-hair
(how is that witty?)

While he is in class
I wish for some company
I sit on my ass

Micah misses her....
Janis is Micah's sister...
They all miss her too!

when you go away
i want to go to l. a.
canada 3K

please send grandpa's ghost
extricate my shitty self
this overdue mess

all the 'windows' of
my mind are fighting to be
'always on top' !crash!

ROADKILL:

hear aged moose is good
at least compared to raccoon
skunk is the best though

janis, didn't know
about your expedition
eat any roadkill?

(sorry, but it does have 5...couldn't think of anything else to put)

some are clear as day
some are like teenage acne
really who cares though

what does scrunty mean?
just wondering about some
of the tags found here

a nosebleed at work?
bleed all over toilet, scram
world-class comedy

Did Janis survive
a weekend in Toronto
drugs, booze and Canuks

woman's Olympic
vollyball, wow! Cuba gets
gold metal for ass!

pull my finger lad
and you will get a surprize!
child nasel assault