Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
by Kenneth Extension
Creative spacing
Is the future of writing
You know it makess ense
by Kenneth Extension
When the oil run sout
There shall be no more plastic
Worth thinking about.
by Kenneth Extension
Part-man, part-feline,
And armed with just a hammer,
He imparts justice.
by Scrunty Device
Give me back my feet
I find them very useful
Unlike these maracas..
by Scrunty Device
Imagine the love child
Of Kurt Russell and John Thaw.
Scary, isn't it?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why do you love the
Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Hand-jiving buffoon.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I explained my name
Two site redesigns ago;
It's European.
by Scrunty Hardbody
notes exchanged in class
miss landers and the beaver
hearts aching with love
by eddie haskell
control is an illusion,
order our comforting lie,
from chaos, through chaos,
into chaos we fly--
by halverson
how about 'pluggers'
maybe they 'ain't' funny
but what are they, hmm?
by Homage
ash:
such is humankind
sneaky 'thout even trying
low-down coyotes
by sheena
ATT: "scrunty"
ignorance is miss
is that a local slang term?
or just made up, hmm?
by sheena
pluggers ain't funny
it is for stupid people
may they rot in hell
by haakenzoob
It is annoying
When people write haiku us-
Ing run-on phrases..
by Scrunty Hardbody
"CAUTION - WET PAINT", but
Dogs can't read; behold my
Go-faster Spaniel.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If we had some ham
We could have some ham and eggs
But I don't eat meat.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I'm kinda scrunty
And I have a hard body
Hence the name, Sheena.
by Scrunty Hardbody
should you make it rhyme
you will note from time to time
it can be sublime
by ash
interlocutor
sly modus operandi
feigning poetry
by ash
fuck the wit shit and
take hold of the wrong end of
poetry shit stick
by La Dee Daa
not just BAD haiku
it's HORRIBLE poetry
for digital age
by La Dee Daa
havn't you looked?
we are all coprologists
it's so personal
by La Dee Daa
artistic merit
is such a personal thing
it makes me wonder
by ash
to the coprophile
there's poetry in motions
which won't be deterred
by ash
those who judge are not
bad haukuists those who judge
suck ass hair and more
by La Dee Dah
limber and nubile
somethings wrong about watching
womens gymnastics
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
immature postings
really suck the joy out of
clever bad haiku
by submit2haiku
this site has lots of
references to ass-hair
(how is that witty?)
by submit2haiku
While he is in class
I wish for some company
I sit on my ass
by Princess
Micah misses her....
Janis is Micah's sister...
They all miss her too!
by Heather of London,ON
when you go away
i want to go to l. a.
canada 3K
by diane of toronto
please send grandpa's ghost
extricate my shitty self
this overdue mess
by Hollywood Bonfire
all the 'windows' of
my mind are fighting to be
'always on top' !crash!
by Homage
ROADKILL:
hear aged moose is good
at least compared to raccoon
skunk is the best though
by sheena yeah of up
janis, didn't know
about your expedition
eat any roadkill?
(sorry, but it does have 5...couldn't think of anything else to put)
by sheena yeah of up
some are clear as day
some are like teenage acne
really who cares though
by sheena yeah of up
what does scrunty mean?
just wondering about some
of the tags found here
by sheena yeah of up
a nosebleed at work?
bleed all over toilet, scram
world-class comedy
by Hollywood Bonfire
Did Janis survive
a weekend in Toronto
drugs, booze and Canuks
by Monty Hall of Venice Beach
woman's Olympic
vollyball, wow! Cuba gets
gold metal for ass!
by pigdog
pull my finger lad
and you will get a surprize!
child nasel assault
by Sudsy
whimper like your dog
as you take the first icy beer
out of the freezer
by Sudsy
beer is golden
beer more than being golden
It Froths! beer is gold
by Sudsy
