Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

what was it that I ate?
caused me to get the slip shits?
Montezuma wins!
Haiku # 4471, September 26, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by frenchy
Paul Bearer, what a
great name for an evil dude.
Send you straight to Hell!
Haiku # 4470, September 26, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by frenchy
Cravin Moorehead is
a great name for me right now.
Down girl, get that bone!
Haiku # 4469, September 26, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by frenchy
Harry Ballsanya
Embarrasing name for sure.
Mean Mother and Dad
Haiku # 4468, September 26, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by frenchy
grabbing my glue stick
with both hands, I try to stick
both my eyelids shut
Haiku # 4467, September 26, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by frenchy
evangelinsts get
fucked a lot, all that hellfire
gets the ladies hot
Haiku # 4466, September 26, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by should have played along
Error 404
The webpage cannot be found
Check out this porn site
Haiku # 4465, September 26, 2000 11:33 am ET
by Dave of San Diego
I have just been spammed
by a "net evangelist".
Well, hallelujah.
Haiku # 4464, September 26, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four cocks shooting jism
All over Britney Spears' mouth.
This isn't Yahoo..
Haiku # 4463, September 26, 2000 10:21 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Okay, that's a lie.
I'm not really a real fridge.
More of a toaster.
Haiku # 4462, September 26, 2000 10:16 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheena, I am the
Epitome of chilledness.
In fact, I'm a fridge.
Haiku # 4461, September 26, 2000 10:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
charcoal grey ocean
oblique silver shafts of light
broken cumuli
Haiku # 4460, September 25, 2000 8:36 pm ET
by ash
the art of haiku
requires much contemplation
and numeracy
Haiku # 4459, September 25, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 4458, September 25, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
single male haiku
looking for female haiku
object good syntax
Haiku # 4457, September 25, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by homage
i am double spaced

floating in my own bell jar

like a demon bird.
Haiku # 4456, September 25, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by sheena
distinctions are blurred
horizon surrounds me now
earth and sky are one.
Haiku # 4455, September 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by sheena
rain's duality
suits my personality
wow, tacky rhyming.
Haiku # 4454, September 25, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by sheena
i walk in the rain
dreamy with melancholy
feelin' poetic
Haiku # 4453, September 25, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by sheena
why not shave back, ash?
'most as good as belly lint
for stuff pillow with
Haiku # 4452, September 25, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by sheena
scrunty, take a chilllll
whate'r, tis of small import
no questions, no lies.
Haiku # 4451, September 25, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by sheena
damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic,
then I could just smoke.
Haiku # 4450, September 25, 2000 11:48 am ET
by frenchy
silence is golden
but then again so is piss
slience is not wet
Haiku # 4449, September 25, 2000 7:47 am ET
by frenchy
ha ha ha ha ha

hee hee hee ha hee hee

ho ho ha fuck you
Haiku # 4448, September 25, 2000 7:46 am ET
by frenchy
douche dripping down on
my head, freshness from the bag
cool summers eve soothes
Haiku # 4447, September 25, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
new and improved site
does this mean less bad haiku ?
perhaps it means more ....
Haiku # 4446, September 25, 2000 4:37 am ET
by ash
upon reflection
this eclectic collection
deserves inspection
Haiku # 4445, September 25, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
DROP OFF THE EXTRA
SYLLABLES, PLACE THE HAIKU
ON THE GROUND, FUCKA
Haiku # 4444, September 24, 2000 5:55 pm ET
by Guy Montag
my conscience is clear
as is my (unshaven) back
i have no regret
Haiku # 4443, September 24, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by ash
not law enforcement
i am merely a minder
regarding haiku
Haiku # 4442, September 24, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by ash
ash are you a man
or woman haiku cop? now
we know you are shaved
Haiku # 4441, September 23, 2000 11:14 am ET
by Homage
schlong scha schlong schlong schlong
sisqo's newest release: the
schlong song. i am bored
Haiku # 4440, September 23, 2000 5:09 am ET
by Guy Montag
i have no back hair
wanted to clarify that
in case you thought so
Haiku # 4439, September 22, 2000 9:46 pm ET
by ash
my back hair rising
you can count, but why are you
ignoring syntax ?
Haiku # 4438, September 22, 2000 9:44 pm ET
by ash
His soft mouth against
the back of my neck, fingers
achingly gentle

contrast the fierceness
of my heartbeat. How I love
to feel in extremes!
Haiku # 4437, September 22, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Cordial, imploring, asks:
"G.I. Joe! Want suck?
Haiku # 4436, September 22, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cordial, imploring, says:
Haiku # 4435, September 22, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vietnamese hooker
Haiku # 4434, September 22, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by shel baker
in my secret world
i can stay up far too late
i will sleep till noon
Haiku # 4433, September 22, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
for maturity
you'll be waiting a long time
and for sanity ?

Haiku # 4432, September 22, 2000 4:08 am ET
by ash
Drugs are lots of fun
Crystal methamphetamine
Is easy to make
Haiku # 4431, September 21, 2000 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if a Touretter
curses in the empty woods
does he/she make a sound?
Haiku # 4430, September 21, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Homage
when in doubt, says dad
take a shit in your own hand
dad is quite senile
Haiku # 4429, September 21, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
she says, can you hold?
no, stupid bitch, I can't hold
fucking music plays
Haiku # 4428, September 21, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
See the sleepy man,
There, in front of the TV.
Just "resting his eyes".
Haiku # 4427, September 21, 2000 8:57 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Two men paint my wall.
One sneaks looks at the other.
Paint roller envy.
Haiku # 4426, September 21, 2000 8:55 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Behold Leatherman
Like Excalibur, glinting
In my toilet bowl
Haiku # 4425, September 21, 2000 8:49 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I farted so hard
That my buttocks vibrated
Causing discomfort
Haiku # 4424, September 21, 2000 8:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
We need more cheesecloth
To fuel a revolution
and to make dusters
Haiku # 4423, September 21, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
See the geeky girl
See the geeky girl compute
With her computer
Haiku # 4422, September 21, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
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