the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.
by frenchy
My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.
by frenchy
give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing
by frenchy
Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.
by frenchy
Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!
by frenchy
I pulled my finger,
Just to see what would happen.
Doesn't work like Dad's does.
by frenchy
its a good! becuase
I liked dee on-YON! schlong schlong
I do geerontee
by Guy Montag
the sweat of Venus
descends to bathe ebony
nipples, down-under
by pigdog
keep the classroom cold
helping to keep you awake
counting the nipples
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it is an art form
ball adjusting in public
nevermind the stares
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Flatulence, Butane
a deadly combination.
Blue flame from my bum.
by frenchy
glad I found this site.
hope I didn't offend you.
Fuck You if I did.
by frenchy
Depends are my friend
Best product since the remote!
I never get up.
by frenchy
Burning and churning,
my intestines now empty
Parasites all gone!
by frenchy
it's not funny, my
ASS is on FIRE, flames shooting.
Diarrhea flows!
by frenchy
Roaring asshole spews
chunks of sewerage into
my nice, clean Depends.
by frenchy
what was it that I ate?
caused me to get the slip shits?
Montezuma wins!
by frenchy
Paul Bearer, what a
great name for an evil dude.
Send you straight to Hell!
by frenchy
Cravin Moorehead is
a great name for me right now.
Down girl, get that bone!
by frenchy
Harry Ballsanya
Embarrasing name for sure.
Mean Mother and Dad
by frenchy
grabbing my glue stick
with both hands, I try to stick
both my eyelids shut
by frenchy
evangelinsts get
fucked a lot, all that hellfire
gets the ladies hot
by should have played along
Error 404
The webpage cannot be found
Check out this porn site
by Dave of San Diego
I have just been spammed
by a "net evangelist".
Well, hallelujah.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Four cocks shooting jism
All over Britney Spears' mouth.
This isn't Yahoo..
by Scrunty Hardbody
Okay, that's a lie.
I'm not really a real fridge.
More of a toaster.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheena, I am the
Epitome of chilledness.
In fact, I'm a fridge.
by Scrunty Hardbody
charcoal grey ocean
oblique silver shafts of light
broken cumuli
by ash
the art of haiku
requires much contemplation
and numeracy
by ash
single male haiku
looking for female haiku
object good syntax
by homage
i am double spaced
floating in my own bell jar
like a demon bird.
by sheena
distinctions are blurred
horizon surrounds me now
earth and sky are one.
by sheena
rain's duality
suits my personality
wow, tacky rhyming.
by sheena
i walk in the rain
dreamy with melancholy
feelin' poetic
by sheena
why not shave back, ash?
'most as good as belly lint
for stuff pillow with
by sheena
scrunty, take a chilllll
whate'r, tis of small import
no questions, no lies.
by sheena
damn seeds in my pot!
I wish they were magnetic,
then I could just smoke.
by frenchy
silence is golden
but then again so is piss
slience is not wet
by frenchy
ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee hee ha hee hee
ho ho ha fuck you
by frenchy
douche dripping down on
my head, freshness from the bag
cool summers eve soothes
by frenchy
new and improved site
does this mean less bad haiku ?
perhaps it means more ....
by ash
upon reflection
this eclectic collection
deserves inspection
by ash
DROP OFF THE EXTRA
SYLLABLES, PLACE THE HAIKU
ON THE GROUND, FUCKA
by Guy Montag
my conscience is clear
as is my (unshaven) back
i have no regret
by ash
not law enforcement
i am merely a minder
regarding haiku
by ash
ash are you a man
or woman haiku cop? now
we know you are shaved
by Homage
