Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Simply wet,
Swish Swash
What have you got?
Nothin but mutts.
Good for nuttin
He sucks a duck.
Haiku # 4554, September 30, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly abduct
In a house called hut
Haiku # 4553, September 30, 2000 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfectly good,
cruel temptation
Haiku # 4552, September 30, 2000 10:20 pm ET
by House of Gold
damn world
aint got farther
Haiku # 4551, September 30, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
you lost your prime minister
hey ! you can take ours
Haiku # 4550, September 30, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by ash
submission goes weird
making commiserations
too repreatedly
Haiku # 4549, September 30, 2000 7:23 pm ET
by ash
She was good, REAL good
but her sweater was better
more!!..flutter..flutter
Haiku # 4548, September 30, 2000 11:19 am ET
by The Moths
Please call 911,
I am afraid that the moths
have gotten Sheena.
Haiku # 4547, September 30, 2000 10:55 am ET
by frenchy
The farmer was known
to be the best, he was out
standing in his field.
Haiku # 4546, September 30, 2000 10:53 am ET
by frenchy
Who commiserates
five times, anonymously?
We are all with you.
Haiku # 4545, September 30, 2000 10:18 am ET
by frenchy
commiserations
Haiku # 4544, September 30, 2000 5:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4543, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4542, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
Haiku # 4541, September 30, 2000 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why is it my fault?
you think we mean to do harm?
it's your plum wine girl.
Haiku # 4540, September 30, 2000 4:46 am ET
by devil's lettuce
they're some good ol' boys
those folk singers and the like
make a jolly bunch
Haiku # 4539, September 30, 2000 4:43 am ET
by scottish Crap
bacon sandwiches
with tomatoes and mayo
a right good bite mate!
Haiku # 4538, September 30, 2000 4:39 am ET
by oldnasty
it's the wierdest night
nobody bought any fucking wine
nachos barrachos
Haiku # 4537, September 30, 2000 4:37 am ET
by strecth of ucaca
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
Haiku # 4536, September 29, 2000 10:33 pm ET
by frenchy
Oh Mister Trudeau
All of Canada does mourn
Eccentric Leader
Haiku # 4535, September 29, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica, CA, USA
My friend's dead father
Will never get his ass kicked.
I hid him too well.
Haiku # 4534, September 29, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by frenchy
Fist fights are easy
when its your friends dead father
he won't defend well
Haiku # 4533, September 29, 2000 12:31 pm ET
by Kackarott
Superman likes men
that is why Aquaman loves
to fuck his face hard!
Haiku # 4532, September 29, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
Jesus should polevault
and when he wins a medal
shove it up his ass!
Haiku # 4531, September 29, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Kackarott
the future scares me
i fear advancing armies
of killer robots
Haiku # 4530, September 29, 2000 11:34 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I hate parasites
Almost as much as I hate
Internet Websites
Haiku # 4529, September 29, 2000 7:17 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
The time goes so fast
When you're having fun, she sang
With her co-Bangles
Haiku # 4528, September 29, 2000 6:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
My Haiku ka choo
Sang Alvin Stardust in an
Alternative world
Haiku # 4527, September 29, 2000 6:54 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
we don't mind dying
for our glorious cause
give us your clothing!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4526, September 28, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by The Moths
beautiful colors
SPLAT! pink SPLAT! green SPLAT! yellow
moths on my windshield
Haiku # 4525, September 28, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Like moths we flutter
But instead of wings, with arms
And no antennae
Haiku # 4524, September 28, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
All hair should be washed
At least every other day
Greasiness is ick
Haiku # 4523, September 28, 2000 9:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Fat technology
Bursting at the seams with stuff
None of it working
Haiku # 4522, September 28, 2000 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small painful swelling
When squeezed almost too hard, burst
Satisfyingly
Haiku # 4521, September 28, 2000 9:24 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Mom and Dad's lessons
are nothing a few years of
therapy can't fix.
Haiku # 4520, September 28, 2000 8:03 am ET
by frenchy
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
Haiku # 4519, September 28, 2000 8:00 am ET
by frenchy
Don't you realize
drooling on the computer
makes the hard drive soft?
Haiku # 4518, September 28, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?
Haiku # 4517, September 28, 2000 7:52 am ET
by frenchy
Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?
Haiku # 4516, September 28, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.
Haiku # 4515, September 28, 2000 7:09 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.
Haiku # 4514, September 28, 2000 6:42 am ET
by frenchy
But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!
Haiku # 4513, September 28, 2000 6:27 am ET
by frenchy
my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.
Haiku # 4512, September 28, 2000 6:25 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.
Haiku # 4511, September 28, 2000 6:22 am ET
by frenchy
Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?
Haiku # 4510, September 28, 2000 12:09 am ET
by serranian of AR
Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?
Haiku # 4509, September 28, 2000 12:07 am ET
by serranian of AR
Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast
Haiku # 4508, September 28, 2000 12:04 am ET
by serranian of AR
indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements
Haiku # 4507, September 27, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by ash
lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping
Haiku # 4506, September 27, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by disqualified walker
Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today
Haiku # 4505, September 27, 2000 7:43 pm ET
by pigdog
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