Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Superman likes men
that is why Aquaman loves
to fuck his face hard!
Haiku # 4532, September 29, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
Jesus should polevault
and when he wins a medal
shove it up his ass!
Haiku # 4531, September 29, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Kackarott
the future scares me
i fear advancing armies
of killer robots
Haiku # 4530, September 29, 2000 11:34 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I hate parasites
Almost as much as I hate
Internet Websites
Haiku # 4529, September 29, 2000 7:17 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
The time goes so fast
When you're having fun, she sang
With her co-Bangles
Haiku # 4528, September 29, 2000 6:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
My Haiku ka choo
Sang Alvin Stardust in an
Alternative world
Haiku # 4527, September 29, 2000 6:54 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
we don't mind dying
for our glorious cause
give us your clothing!!!!!!!
Haiku # 4526, September 28, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by The Moths
beautiful colors
SPLAT! pink SPLAT! green SPLAT! yellow
moths on my windshield
Haiku # 4525, September 28, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Like moths we flutter
But instead of wings, with arms
And no antennae
Haiku # 4524, September 28, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
All hair should be washed
At least every other day
Greasiness is ick
Haiku # 4523, September 28, 2000 9:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Fat technology
Bursting at the seams with stuff
None of it working
Haiku # 4522, September 28, 2000 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small painful swelling
When squeezed almost too hard, burst
Satisfyingly
Haiku # 4521, September 28, 2000 9:24 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Mom and Dad's lessons
are nothing a few years of
therapy can't fix.
Haiku # 4520, September 28, 2000 8:03 am ET
by frenchy
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
Haiku # 4519, September 28, 2000 8:00 am ET
by frenchy
Don't you realize
drooling on the computer
makes the hard drive soft?
Haiku # 4518, September 28, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?
Haiku # 4517, September 28, 2000 7:52 am ET
by frenchy
Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?
Haiku # 4516, September 28, 2000 7:45 am ET
by frenchy
I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.
Haiku # 4515, September 28, 2000 7:09 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.
Haiku # 4514, September 28, 2000 6:42 am ET
by frenchy
But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!
Haiku # 4513, September 28, 2000 6:27 am ET
by frenchy
my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.
Haiku # 4512, September 28, 2000 6:25 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.
Haiku # 4511, September 28, 2000 6:22 am ET
by frenchy
Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?
Haiku # 4510, September 28, 2000 12:09 am ET
by serranian of AR
Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?
Haiku # 4509, September 28, 2000 12:07 am ET
by serranian of AR
Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast
Haiku # 4508, September 28, 2000 12:04 am ET
by serranian of AR
indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements
Haiku # 4507, September 27, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by ash
lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping
Haiku # 4506, September 27, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by disqualified walker
Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today
Haiku # 4505, September 27, 2000 7:43 pm ET
by pigdog
when I see a man
driving a woman, i take
out my point and laugh
Haiku # 4504, September 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by pigdog
when i see a man
driving a womanly car
i laugh and i point
Haiku # 4503, September 27, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i'll come back a bug
i'll work one summer away
then i'll die again
Haiku # 4502, September 27, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!
Haiku # 4501, September 27, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by The Moths
the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk
Haiku # 4500, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!
Haiku # 4499, September 27, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by The Moths
one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!
Haiku # 4498, September 27, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by sheena
My Moth Phobia

moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit
Haiku # 4497, September 27, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by sheena
my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough
Haiku # 4496, September 27, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by sheena
the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning
Haiku # 4495, September 27, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck
Haiku # 4494, September 27, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: scruntster

intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky
Haiku # 4493, September 27, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by sheena....hmmmmmmmmmmmm
but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.
Haiku # 4492, September 27, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?
Haiku # 4491, September 27, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by frenchy
the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.
Haiku # 4490, September 27, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by frenchy
My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.
Haiku # 4489, September 27, 2000 3:35 pm ET
by frenchy
give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing
Haiku # 4488, September 27, 2000 11:48 am ET
by frenchy
Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?
Haiku # 4487, September 27, 2000 10:02 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.
Haiku # 4486, September 27, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.
Haiku # 4485, September 27, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 4484, September 27, 2000 9:32 am ET
by frenchy
Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!
Haiku # 4483, September 27, 2000 9:23 am ET
by frenchy
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