sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass

all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)

EVERYBODY CAN
GO TO HELL AND ROT IN THERE
LIKE I EVEN CARE?

dave and vinnie, please,
shut the fuck up! shut the fuck
up! shut the fuck up!

high speed sidewalking
it takes effort not to stare
at nice panty lines

middle east crisis ?
thousands of years of conflict
isn't a crisis

equinox is passed
jasmine and frangipani
afternoons stretching

two weeks of muscle
showers of gold descending
the party's over

How to Have your Danish & Eat it Too
would anyone like
a virtual cheese danish?
i don't mind sharing.

computer class sux
why do i have to take this?
i could teach this course.

maybe a danish
which, hurrah! i have in bag
when will break time come?

alternatively
maple walnut and cookies
still with hot fudge though

mocha caramel
almond-laden fudge-covered
whipped-cream topped sundae

I must be famous!
cop asked for my autograph
handed it to me

i'm really hungry
anyone got chocolate?
ev'n sprouts'd be good.

att: frenchy

je ne me mort pas
not to worry bout them moths
les reves mal c'est mort

you've fluttered your last
ha ha! my shoe meets your spine
wings become powder

ATT: MOTHS

it is so much fun
to crunch fragile carapace
listen to you squeak

I am so tired.
Nothing creative to say.
Eyes are made of stone.

A rose and a grin
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Just watch me", indeed.

She called me "Scruntster"
And she said I was kinky.
I am *such* a stud.

This mouse is more like
An electronic cockroach
With a turny-dial.

canada sent more
"broadcasters" down under than
athelets, strange, strange

had to watch the French
Channel to see the games in
a dignified way

olympic TV
Canadian style brian
Williams fools fool

Olympic Fever
Tempered by US broadcast
Arrogant Country

Ohhhhhh,! I am soooo drunk!
Beeeer is soooo good! but can't this
'Amazing One' count?
'Amasing One' count?

dities,
carefree,
sings aloud,
blasted all along,
aint a party,
aint a song
drumrolls deafening
screams in silent shores.

Simply wet,
Swish Swash
What have you got?
Nothin but mutts.
Good for nuttin
He sucks a duck.

Clearly abduct
In a house called hut

Perfectly good,
cruel temptation

damn world
aint got farther

commiserations
you lost your prime minister
hey ! you can take ours

submission goes weird
making commiserations
too repreatedly

She was good, REAL good
but her sweater was better
more!!..flutter..flutter

Please call 911,
I am afraid that the moths
have gotten Sheena.

The farmer was known
to be the best, he was out
standing in his field.

Who commiserates
five times, anonymously?
We are all with you.

commiserations

commiserations

commiserations

commiserations

why is it my fault?
you think we mean to do harm?
it's your plum wine girl.

they're some good ol' boys
those folk singers and the like
make a jolly bunch

bacon sandwiches
with tomatoes and mayo
a right good bite mate!

it's the wierdest night
nobody bought any fucking wine
nachos barrachos

A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.

Oh Mister Trudeau
All of Canada does mourn
Eccentric Leader

My friend's dead father
Will never get his ass kicked.
I hid him too well.

Fist fights are easy
when its your friends dead father
he won't defend well