A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
by frenchy
Oh Mister Trudeau
All of Canada does mourn
Eccentric Leader
by Janis of Santa Monica, CA, USA
My friend's dead father
Will never get his ass kicked.
I hid him too well.
by frenchy
Fist fights are easy
when its your friends dead father
he won't defend well
by Kackarott
Superman likes men
that is why Aquaman loves
to fuck his face hard!
by Kackarott
Jesus should polevault
and when he wins a medal
shove it up his ass!
by Kackarott
the future scares me
i fear advancing armies
of killer robots
by Hollywood Bonfire
I hate parasites
Almost as much as I hate
Internet Websites
by Kenneth Extension
The time goes so fast
When you're having fun, she sang
With her co-Bangles
by Kenneth Extension
My Haiku ka choo
Sang Alvin Stardust in an
Alternative world
by Kenneth Extension
we don't mind dying
for our glorious cause
give us your clothing!!!!!!!
by The Moths
beautiful colors
SPLAT! pink SPLAT! green SPLAT! yellow
moths on my windshield
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Like moths we flutter
But instead of wings, with arms
And no antennae
by Kenneth Extension
All hair should be washed
At least every other day
Greasiness is ick
by Kenneth Extension
Fat technology
Bursting at the seams with stuff
None of it working
by Kenneth Extension
Small painful swelling
When squeezed almost too hard, burst
Satisfyingly
by Kenneth Extension
Mom and Dad's lessons
are nothing a few years of
therapy can't fix.
by frenchy
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
by frenchy
Don't you realize
drooling on the computer
makes the hard drive soft?
by frenchy
And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?
by frenchy
Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?
by frenchy
I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.
by frenchy
Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.
by frenchy
But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!
by frenchy
my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.
by frenchy
Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.
by frenchy
Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?
by serranian of AR
Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?
by serranian of AR
Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast
by serranian of AR
indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements
by ash
lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping
by disqualified walker
Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today
by pigdog
when I see a man
driving a woman, i take
out my point and laugh
by pigdog
when i see a man
driving a womanly car
i laugh and i point
by Hollywood Bonfire
i'll come back a bug
i'll work one summer away
then i'll die again
by Hollywood Bonfire
We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!
by The Moths
the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk
by Hollywood Bonfire
Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!
by The Moths
one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!
by sheena
My Moth Phobia
moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit
by sheena
my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough
by sheena
the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning
by sheena
frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck
by sheena
ATT: scruntster
intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky
by sheena....hmmmmmmmmmmmm
but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.
by frenchy
Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?
by frenchy
the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.
by frenchy
My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.
by frenchy
give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing
by frenchy
Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
