beautiful colors
SPLAT! pink SPLAT! green SPLAT! yellow
moths on my windshield

Like moths we flutter
But instead of wings, with arms
And no antennae

All hair should be washed
At least every other day
Greasiness is ick

Fat technology
Bursting at the seams with stuff
None of it working

Small painful swelling
When squeezed almost too hard, burst
Satisfyingly

Mom and Dad's lessons
are nothing a few years of
therapy can't fix.

Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.

Don't you realize
drooling on the computer
makes the hard drive soft?

And on that subject,
why do you play more with the
box the toy came in?

Why is it, Baby
that you wait for a clean diaper
to take a huge dump?

I sit back and grin.
The boredom has left for now.
Smug satisfaction.

Sheena, I want to know
if there's any other way
to make you scream quick.

But do not despair,
For there's more where that came from.
At least I hope so!

my eyelids are shut.
now I can finally sleep.
I ran out of glue.

Sheena, my gluestick
could fix your holy sweater,
but I can't let go.

Horrible haiku
What infinite joy you give
Why can I not write?

Trailerpark white trash
Living across the highway
Why do you smell so?

Crunchy taco shells
Brimming with meaty goodness
Such a sinful feast

indigenous snacks
bogong moth infestation
protein supplements

lee ping wang lee ping
wang lee ping wang lee ping wang
lee ping wang lee ping

Leaping Wang is a
chinese lady race-walker
she won gold today

when I see a man
driving a woman, i take
out my point and laugh

when i see a man
driving a womanly car
i laugh and i point

i'll come back a bug
i'll work one summer away
then i'll die again

We Vogen Moths of
Australia would destroy
you toughen up girl!

the devil has tits
he shakes them in our faces
spewing hot black milk

Mothhhhhh, Motthhhhhh!Moth Moth
MOTHHHHHHHHHHHMOTTHHHHMOTHMOTH
Flutter flutter flut!!!!!

one quick way i'll scream
get me near some kind of moth
yee-aaAAaaAA!!!!

My Moth Phobia

moths: hell incarnate
some say i freak too easy
but moths are bad shit

my sweater's been bit
evil demon moth munchers
did not kill enough

the wind's cool sharp breath
needs no tic-tacs to fresh up
is best in morning

frenchy for godsake
quit grabbin on your glue stick
you might come unstuck

ATT: scruntster

intriguing......toaster?
wow i must be really sick
that's kind of kinky

but wait a minute
frogs are all green and slimy
maybe flies aren't good.

Flies are a good source
of vitamins and minerals.
Ever see a sick frog?

the gold skinned savage
was way too smart to fall for
cheap cybersex ploys.

My pants are shrinking
They get tighter and tighter
I should drink lite beer.

give you new purpose
it certainly doesn't use
word processing

Word processing class
at community college.
Is this my purpose?

Meaningless presence:
A man standing on the side
of a spinning ball.

I am bored even
of the doodles I create
inside my notebook.

She said she loved me,
would always be there for me,
My wife won't like that.

Airplane toilets flush
Frozen chunks of blue water
Hooray! It's raining!

I pulled my finger,
Just to see what would happen.
Doesn't work like Dad's does.

its a good! becuase
I liked dee on-YON! schlong schlong
I do geerontee

the sweat of Venus
descends to bathe ebony
nipples, down-under

keep the classroom cold
helping to keep you awake
counting the nipples

it is an art form
ball adjusting in public
nevermind the stares

Flatulence, Butane
a deadly combination.
Blue flame from my bum.

glad I found this site.
hope I didn't offend you.
Fuck You if I did.