Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection
Haiku # 4611, October 5, 2000 8:20 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Tronna
some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself
Haiku # 4610, October 5, 2000 5:30 am ET
by ash
lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs
Haiku # 4609, October 4, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by sound familiar?
brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies
Haiku # 4607, October 4, 2000 11:30 pm ET
by sound familiar?
Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.
Haiku # 4606, October 4, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Big Alfonso
my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance
Haiku # 4605, October 4, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by ash
frenzy of bogongs
the beating of dusted wings
high on pheremones
Haiku # 4604, October 4, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by ash
i'm so eloquent
eruditer than others
neologistic
Haiku # 4603, October 4, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by ash
reviewing my life
unable to count properly
overwhelmed by angst
Haiku # 4602, October 4, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by ash
mid-career zeitgeist
wasted in my profession ?
or just wasted ?
Haiku # 4601, October 4, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by ash
frenchy:re:part-french haiku
wanted to tell you
that i conquered moth brigade
you expressed worry.
Haiku # 4600, October 4, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
kimber:
you give new meaning
overused term "sick puppy"
now refers to you
Haiku # 4599, October 4, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy:
it was high-school french
sorry, thought you'd understand
you being "frenchy"
Haiku # 4598, October 4, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash: in re: "crisis"
political pop
yabber that means belly lint
not as much, even.
Haiku # 4597, October 4, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by sheena
aint nuttin' fine-ah
than having some vagina
at 2 in the morn'
Haiku # 4596, October 4, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
penile enlargement
advertised in sports section
sports = penis?
Haiku # 4595, October 4, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here
Haiku # 4594, October 4, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape
Haiku # 4593, October 4, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.
Haiku # 4592, October 4, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch
Haiku # 4591, October 4, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window
Haiku # 4590, October 4, 2000 9:54 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.
Haiku # 4589, October 4, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.
Haiku # 4588, October 4, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear
Haiku # 4587, October 4, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Kackarott
Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.
Haiku # 4586, October 4, 2000 6:18 am ET
by frenchy
if u bite and tear
head away real fast then blood
no problem, try it!!!!
Haiku # 4585, October 3, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by grrls
it is So easy
to bite rite through a knob but
don't like the blood, yuck!!!!
Haiku # 4584, October 3, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by grrls
careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!
Haiku # 4583, October 3, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by pigdog
sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass
Haiku # 4582, October 3, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)
Haiku # 4581, October 3, 2000 11:09 am ET
by burby
EVERYBODY CAN
GO TO HELL AND ROT IN THERE
LIKE I EVEN CARE?
Haiku # 4580, October 3, 2000 11:07 am ET
by burby
dave and vinnie, please,
shut the fuck up! shut the fuck
up! shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 4579, October 3, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Kackarott

high speed sidewalking
it takes effort not to stare
at nice panty lines
Haiku # 4578, October 3, 2000 2:21 am ET
by Andrew Roberts
middle east crisis ?
thousands of years of conflict
isn't a crisis



Haiku # 4577, October 2, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by ash
equinox is passed
jasmine and frangipani
afternoons stretching
Haiku # 4576, October 2, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by ash
two weeks of muscle
showers of gold descending
the party's over
Haiku # 4575, October 2, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by ash
How to Have your Danish & Eat it Too
would anyone like
a virtual cheese danish?
i don't mind sharing.
Haiku # 4574, October 2, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by sheena
computer class sux
why do i have to take this?
i could teach this course.
Haiku # 4573, October 2, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
maybe a danish
which, hurrah! i have in bag
when will break time come?
Haiku # 4572, October 2, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
alternatively
maple walnut and cookies
still with hot fudge though
Haiku # 4571, October 2, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
mocha caramel
almond-laden fudge-covered
whipped-cream topped sundae
Haiku # 4570, October 2, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by sheena
I must be famous!
cop asked for my autograph
handed it to me
Haiku # 4569, October 2, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i'm really hungry
anyone got chocolate?
ev'n sprouts'd be good.
Haiku # 4568, October 2, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
att: frenchy

je ne me mort pas
not to worry bout them moths
les reves mal c'est mort
Haiku # 4567, October 2, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by sheena
you've fluttered your last
ha ha! my shoe meets your spine
wings become powder
Haiku # 4566, October 2, 2000 3:12 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: MOTHS

it is so much fun
to crunch fragile carapace
listen to you squeak
Haiku # 4565, October 2, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by sheena
I am so tired.
Nothing creative to say.
Eyes are made of stone.
Haiku # 4564, October 2, 2000 1:42 pm ET
by frenchy
A rose and a grin
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Just watch me", indeed.
Haiku # 4563, October 2, 2000 11:47 am ET
by submit2haiku
She called me "Scruntster"
And she said I was kinky.
I am *such* a stud.
Haiku # 4562, October 2, 2000 6:44 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
This mouse is more like
An electronic cockroach
With a turny-dial.
Haiku # 4561, October 2, 2000 6:42 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
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