Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here
Haiku # 4594, October 4, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape
Haiku # 4593, October 4, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.
Haiku # 4592, October 4, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch
Haiku # 4591, October 4, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window
Haiku # 4590, October 4, 2000 9:54 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.
Haiku # 4589, October 4, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.
Haiku # 4588, October 4, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear
Haiku # 4587, October 4, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Kackarott
Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.
Haiku # 4586, October 4, 2000 6:18 am ET
by frenchy
if u bite and tear
head away real fast then blood
no problem, try it!!!!
Haiku # 4585, October 3, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by grrls
it is So easy
to bite rite through a knob but
don't like the blood, yuck!!!!
Haiku # 4584, October 3, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by grrls
careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!
Haiku # 4583, October 3, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by pigdog
sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass
Haiku # 4582, October 3, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)
Haiku # 4581, October 3, 2000 11:09 am ET
by burby
EVERYBODY CAN
GO TO HELL AND ROT IN THERE
LIKE I EVEN CARE?
Haiku # 4580, October 3, 2000 11:07 am ET
by burby
dave and vinnie, please,
shut the fuck up! shut the fuck
up! shut the fuck up!
Haiku # 4579, October 3, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Kackarott

high speed sidewalking
it takes effort not to stare
at nice panty lines
Haiku # 4578, October 3, 2000 2:21 am ET
by Andrew Roberts
middle east crisis ?
thousands of years of conflict
isn't a crisis



Haiku # 4577, October 2, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by ash
equinox is passed
jasmine and frangipani
afternoons stretching
Haiku # 4576, October 2, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by ash
two weeks of muscle
showers of gold descending
the party's over
Haiku # 4575, October 2, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by ash
How to Have your Danish & Eat it Too
would anyone like
a virtual cheese danish?
i don't mind sharing.
Haiku # 4574, October 2, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by sheena
computer class sux
why do i have to take this?
i could teach this course.
Haiku # 4573, October 2, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
maybe a danish
which, hurrah! i have in bag
when will break time come?
Haiku # 4572, October 2, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
alternatively
maple walnut and cookies
still with hot fudge though
Haiku # 4571, October 2, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
mocha caramel
almond-laden fudge-covered
whipped-cream topped sundae
Haiku # 4570, October 2, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by sheena
I must be famous!
cop asked for my autograph
handed it to me
Haiku # 4569, October 2, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i'm really hungry
anyone got chocolate?
ev'n sprouts'd be good.
Haiku # 4568, October 2, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
att: frenchy

je ne me mort pas
not to worry bout them moths
les reves mal c'est mort
Haiku # 4567, October 2, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by sheena
you've fluttered your last
ha ha! my shoe meets your spine
wings become powder
Haiku # 4566, October 2, 2000 3:12 pm ET
by sheena
ATT: MOTHS

it is so much fun
to crunch fragile carapace
listen to you squeak
Haiku # 4565, October 2, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by sheena
I am so tired.
Nothing creative to say.
Eyes are made of stone.
Haiku # 4564, October 2, 2000 1:42 pm ET
by frenchy
A rose and a grin
Pierre Elliott Trudeau
"Just watch me", indeed.
Haiku # 4563, October 2, 2000 11:47 am ET
by submit2haiku
She called me "Scruntster"
And she said I was kinky.
I am *such* a stud.
Haiku # 4562, October 2, 2000 6:44 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
This mouse is more like
An electronic cockroach
With a turny-dial.
Haiku # 4561, October 2, 2000 6:42 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
canada sent more
"broadcasters" down under than
athelets, strange, strange
Haiku # 4560, October 1, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by homage
had to watch the French
Channel to see the games in
a dignified way
Haiku # 4559, October 1, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by Homage
olympic TV
Canadian style brian
Williams fools fool
Haiku # 4558, October 1, 2000 9:15 pm ET
by homage
Olympic Fever
Tempered by US broadcast
Arrogant Country
Haiku # 4557, October 1, 2000 12:20 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
Ohhhhhh,! I am soooo drunk!
Beeeer is soooo good! but can't this
'Amazing One' count?
'Amasing One' count?
Haiku # 4556, September 30, 2000 11:57 pm ET
by sudsy
dities,
carefree,
sings aloud,
blasted all along,
aint a party,
aint a song
drumrolls deafening
screams in silent shores.
Haiku # 4555, September 30, 2000 10:27 pm ET
by The Amazing One
Simply wet,
Swish Swash
What have you got?
Nothin but mutts.
Good for nuttin
He sucks a duck.
Haiku # 4554, September 30, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly abduct
In a house called hut
Haiku # 4553, September 30, 2000 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfectly good,
cruel temptation
Haiku # 4552, September 30, 2000 10:20 pm ET
by House of Gold
damn world
aint got farther
Haiku # 4551, September 30, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
commiserations
you lost your prime minister
hey ! you can take ours
Haiku # 4550, September 30, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by ash
submission goes weird
making commiserations
too repreatedly
Haiku # 4549, September 30, 2000 7:23 pm ET
by ash
She was good, REAL good
but her sweater was better
more!!..flutter..flutter
Haiku # 4548, September 30, 2000 11:19 am ET
by The Moths
Please call 911,
I am afraid that the moths
have gotten Sheena.
Haiku # 4547, September 30, 2000 10:55 am ET
by frenchy
The farmer was known
to be the best, he was out
standing in his field.
Haiku # 4546, September 30, 2000 10:53 am ET
by frenchy
Who commiserates
five times, anonymously?
We are all with you.
Haiku # 4545, September 30, 2000 10:18 am ET
by frenchy
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