wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?
by basho-matique of none
shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now
by pigdog
alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door
by mount madonna mama
i'll shave with pleasure
knowing my geology
will soon be explored
by mount madonna mama
should be shaving off
all of my culturally
extraneous hair
by mount madonna mama
sashay through the air
it's the last little wiggle
now asphalt embrace
by mount madonna mama
tortuous pathway
anticubital fossa
a.k.a. the ditch
by mount madonna mama
thanks, bud. "quit sucking
ass-hair". okay then, I guess
I'll go do that now....
by Guy Montag
even a dog gets
a warm place in the sun
what happened to us?????
by the north american
guy, life gets better
once you stop sucking ass-hair
move north a bit
by chile relleno
know a dog named
woody, they almost named
him five legs, poor dog
by chile relleno
Life is a journey
I don't know what I want, but
know I don't want this
by Guy Montag
Dogroll; cruel joke at
my expense. Small penis gags
too much to laugh at.
by Dogroll of yeah same again
Semen good source of
vitamins and minerals;
all girls should swallow
by Dogroll of ditto that one
C-H-I-L-E
two syllables or one? Hard
to know which is right
by Dogroll of same place
boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111
by chile relleno
Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis
by balls
I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)
by anonyMoose
poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection
by Irv Weinstein of Tronna
some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself
by ash
lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs
by sound familiar?
brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies
by sound familiar?
Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.
by Big Alfonso
my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance
by ash
frenzy of bogongs
the beating of dusted wings
high on pheremones
by ash
i'm so eloquent
eruditer than others
neologistic
by ash
reviewing my life
unable to count properly
overwhelmed by angst
by ash
mid-career zeitgeist
wasted in my profession ?
or just wasted ?
by ash
frenchy:re:part-french haiku
wanted to tell you
that i conquered moth brigade
you expressed worry.
by sheena
kimber:
you give new meaning
overused term "sick puppy"
now refers to you
by sheena
frenchy:
it was high-school french
sorry, thought you'd understand
you being "frenchy"
by sheena
ash: in re: "crisis"
political pop
yabber that means belly lint
not as much, even.
by sheena
aint nuttin' fine-ah
than having some vagina
at 2 in the morn'
by evil twin of down under
penile enlargement
advertised in sports section
sports = penis?
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear
by Kackarott
Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.
by frenchy
if u bite and tear
head away real fast then blood
no problem, try it!!!!
by grrls
it is So easy
to bite rite through a knob but
don't like the blood, yuck!!!!
by grrls
careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!
by pigdog
sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass
by evil twin of down under
all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)
by burby
