boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111

Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag

Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?

this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis

I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)

poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection

some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself

lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs

brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies

Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.

my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance

frenzy of bogongs
the beating of dusted wings
high on pheremones

i'm so eloquent
eruditer than others
neologistic

reviewing my life
unable to count properly
overwhelmed by angst

mid-career zeitgeist
wasted in my profession ?
or just wasted ?

frenchy:re:part-french haiku
wanted to tell you
that i conquered moth brigade
you expressed worry.

kimber:
you give new meaning
overused term "sick puppy"
now refers to you

frenchy:
it was high-school french
sorry, thought you'd understand
you being "frenchy"

ash: in re: "crisis"
political pop
yabber that means belly lint
not as much, even.

aint nuttin' fine-ah
than having some vagina
at 2 in the morn'

penile enlargement
advertised in sports section
sports = penis?

Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here

wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape

maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.

Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch

Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window

The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.

Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.

Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear

Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.

if u bite and tear
head away real fast then blood
no problem, try it!!!!

it is So easy
to bite rite through a knob but
don't like the blood, yuck!!!!

careful evil twin
they are drunk!!!!! they may chomp your
evil dick right off!!!

sex is best when drunk
girls will suck your dick and balls
stick it in her ass

all bad haikus rule
thats all im gonna say
especially mine 8)

EVERYBODY CAN
GO TO HELL AND ROT IN THERE
LIKE I EVEN CARE?

dave and vinnie, please,
shut the fuck up! shut the fuck
up! shut the fuck up!

high speed sidewalking
it takes effort not to stare
at nice panty lines

middle east crisis ?
thousands of years of conflict
isn't a crisis

equinox is passed
jasmine and frangipani
afternoons stretching

two weeks of muscle
showers of gold descending
the party's over

How to Have your Danish & Eat it Too
would anyone like
a virtual cheese danish?
i don't mind sharing.

computer class sux
why do i have to take this?
i could teach this course.

maybe a danish
which, hurrah! i have in bag
when will break time come?

alternatively
maple walnut and cookies
still with hot fudge though

mocha caramel
almond-laden fudge-covered
whipped-cream topped sundae

I must be famous!
cop asked for my autograph
handed it to me

i'm really hungry
anyone got chocolate?
ev'n sprouts'd be good.

att: frenchy

je ne me mort pas
not to worry bout them moths
les reves mal c'est mort

you've fluttered your last
ha ha! my shoe meets your spine
wings become powder