Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

hand carved and hard worn
wooden bowl shines as sunlight
dances off it's brim


Haiku # 4655, October 10, 2000 8:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Test test damned server
Put this haiku up for the
Whole world to ponder
Haiku # 4654, October 10, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by J of SM
and so i did it
after all those many years
another birthday
Haiku # 4653, October 10, 2000 6:18 am ET
by ash
some minutes from now
how shall i become older
somewhat gracefully
Haiku # 4652, October 10, 2000 5:38 am ET
by ash
no consequences
no reprisal, no recoil
no blame...only guilt
Haiku # 4651, October 9, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Hooray! I'm fifteen!
Things to do: get laid, get laid,
and, uh, er, get laid?
Haiku # 4650, October 9, 2000 3:32 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Birthdays are bullshit.
Completely ridiculous.
After twenty-one...
Haiku # 4649, October 9, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by frenchy
Grandpa passed away.
Peacefully in his sleep while
his passengers screamed.
Haiku # 4648, October 9, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by frenchy
big project, due in
a month. we get to read "The
Jungle" its nasty
Haiku # 4647, October 9, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Guy_Montag
over-corrected
sideways peeing at urinal
stream hit side...backsplash!
Haiku # 4646, October 9, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
damn consequences
sweet beguiling dacquiri
intoxicate me
Haiku # 4645, October 9, 2000 3:35 am ET
by ash
food for thought, angel
food,devil's food,food fetishes
anorexia
Haiku # 4644, October 8, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by basho-matique of yes
peeling an onion
tears welling up in my eyes
food is beautiful
Haiku # 4643, October 8, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by ash
YOU CHOBO!! HAVE BAD
MANNER =( at least the moths care
about me... sniff sniff
Haiku # 4642, October 8, 2000 7:23 pm ET
by Guy Montag
you've got the wrong place
spring in the great southern land
naked hairless backs

Haiku # 4641, October 8, 2000 7:19 pm ET
by ash
Fuck the 'birthdays'you
cocksucker who gives a SHIT!!!!!
six billion ass holes!!!
Haiku # 4640, October 8, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by anonyMoose
guy 5000 moths
have said happy birthday
it's cool out! wear wool!
Haiku # 4639, October 8, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by The Moths
happy birthday guy
montag, do you own sweaters?
how old are sweaters?
Haiku # 4638, October 8, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by The Moths
October 8th, my
birthday. only 2 people
remembered... so sad
Haiku # 4637, October 8, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Zero, one, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven, twelve. Counting.
Haiku # 4636, October 8, 2000 5:08 am ET
by Moussa
We are here human
that little movement in the
corner of your eye
Haiku # 4635, October 7, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by The Moths
Sheena, no more moths!
How exciting this must be!
Hate those fucking things.
Haiku # 4634, October 7, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by frenchy
the point being, if
a grizzly asks you to
have sex say no! no!
Haiku # 4633, October 7, 2000 10:30 am ET
by anonyMoose
grizzlys do not
either-they have 'guard-hairs' that
become like needles
Haiku # 4632, October 7, 2000 10:28 am ET
by anonyMoose
wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?
Haiku # 4631, October 7, 2000 9:22 am ET
by basho-matique of none
shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now
Haiku # 4630, October 6, 2000 9:02 pm ET
by pigdog
alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door
Haiku # 4629, October 6, 2000 11:58 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i'll shave with pleasure
knowing my geology
will soon be explored
Haiku # 4628, October 6, 2000 11:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
should be shaving off
all of my culturally
extraneous hair
Haiku # 4627, October 6, 2000 11:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sashay through the air
it's the last little wiggle
now asphalt embrace
Haiku # 4626, October 6, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mount madonna mama
tortuous pathway
anticubital fossa
a.k.a. the ditch
Haiku # 4625, October 6, 2000 11:42 am ET
by mount madonna mama
thanks, bud. "quit sucking
ass-hair". okay then, I guess
I'll go do that now....
Haiku # 4624, October 6, 2000 4:47 am ET
by Guy Montag
even a dog gets
a warm place in the sun
what happened to us?????
Haiku # 4623, October 5, 2000 8:46 pm ET
by the north american
guy, life gets better
once you stop sucking ass-hair
move north a bit
Haiku # 4622, October 5, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by chile relleno
know a dog named
woody, they almost named
him five legs, poor dog
Haiku # 4621, October 5, 2000 6:48 pm ET
by chile relleno
Life is a journey
I don't know what I want, but
know I don't want this
Haiku # 4620, October 5, 2000 6:48 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Dogroll; cruel joke at
my expense. Small penis gags
too much to laugh at.
Haiku # 4619, October 5, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Dogroll of yeah same again
Semen good source of
vitamins and minerals;
all girls should swallow
Haiku # 4618, October 5, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by Dogroll of ditto that one
C-H-I-L-E
two syllables or one? Hard
to know which is right
Haiku # 4617, October 5, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by Dogroll of same place
boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111
Haiku # 4616, October 5, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by chile relleno
Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag
Haiku # 4615, October 5, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?
Haiku # 4614, October 5, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis
Haiku # 4613, October 5, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by balls
I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)
Haiku # 4612, October 5, 2000 2:33 pm ET
by anonyMoose
poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection
Haiku # 4611, October 5, 2000 8:20 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Tronna
some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself
Haiku # 4610, October 5, 2000 5:30 am ET
by ash
lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs
Haiku # 4609, October 4, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by sound familiar?
brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies
Haiku # 4607, October 4, 2000 11:30 pm ET
by sound familiar?
Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.
Haiku # 4606, October 4, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Big Alfonso
my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance
Haiku # 4605, October 4, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by ash
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