Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Zero, one, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven, twelve. Counting.
Haiku # 4636, October 8, 2000 5:08 am ET
by Moussa
We are here human
that little movement in the
corner of your eye
Haiku # 4635, October 7, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by The Moths
Sheena, no more moths!
How exciting this must be!
Hate those fucking things.
Haiku # 4634, October 7, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by frenchy
the point being, if
a grizzly asks you to
have sex say no! no!
Haiku # 4633, October 7, 2000 10:30 am ET
by anonyMoose
grizzlys do not
either-they have 'guard-hairs' that
become like needles
Haiku # 4632, October 7, 2000 10:28 am ET
by anonyMoose
wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?
Haiku # 4631, October 7, 2000 9:22 am ET
by basho-matique of none
shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now
Haiku # 4630, October 6, 2000 9:02 pm ET
by pigdog
alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door
Haiku # 4629, October 6, 2000 11:58 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i'll shave with pleasure
knowing my geology
will soon be explored
Haiku # 4628, October 6, 2000 11:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
should be shaving off
all of my culturally
extraneous hair
Haiku # 4627, October 6, 2000 11:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sashay through the air
it's the last little wiggle
now asphalt embrace
Haiku # 4626, October 6, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mount madonna mama
tortuous pathway
anticubital fossa
a.k.a. the ditch
Haiku # 4625, October 6, 2000 11:42 am ET
by mount madonna mama
thanks, bud. "quit sucking
ass-hair". okay then, I guess
I'll go do that now....
Haiku # 4624, October 6, 2000 4:47 am ET
by Guy Montag
even a dog gets
a warm place in the sun
what happened to us?????
Haiku # 4623, October 5, 2000 8:46 pm ET
by the north american
guy, life gets better
once you stop sucking ass-hair
move north a bit
Haiku # 4622, October 5, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by chile relleno
know a dog named
woody, they almost named
him five legs, poor dog
Haiku # 4621, October 5, 2000 6:48 pm ET
by chile relleno
Life is a journey
I don't know what I want, but
know I don't want this
Haiku # 4620, October 5, 2000 6:48 pm ET
by Guy Montag
Dogroll; cruel joke at
my expense. Small penis gags
too much to laugh at.
Haiku # 4619, October 5, 2000 6:30 pm ET
by Dogroll of yeah same again
Semen good source of
vitamins and minerals;
all girls should swallow
Haiku # 4618, October 5, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by Dogroll of ditto that one
C-H-I-L-E
two syllables or one? Hard
to know which is right
Haiku # 4617, October 5, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by Dogroll of same place
boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111
Haiku # 4616, October 5, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by chile relleno
Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag
Haiku # 4615, October 5, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?
Haiku # 4614, October 5, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Dogroll of Christchurch, NZ
this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis
Haiku # 4613, October 5, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by balls
I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)
Haiku # 4612, October 5, 2000 2:33 pm ET
by anonyMoose
poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection
Haiku # 4611, October 5, 2000 8:20 am ET
by Irv Weinstein of Tronna
some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself
Haiku # 4610, October 5, 2000 5:30 am ET
by ash
lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs
Haiku # 4609, October 4, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by sound familiar?
brave israeli
commandos, beating women
stomping babies
Haiku # 4607, October 4, 2000 11:30 pm ET
by sound familiar?
Trite yet eloquent
The haiku is expression
sweet and pure. Fuck you.
Haiku # 4606, October 4, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Big Alfonso
my sporty penis
had a retractable top
lost by circumstance
Haiku # 4605, October 4, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by ash
frenzy of bogongs
the beating of dusted wings
high on pheremones
Haiku # 4604, October 4, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by ash
i'm so eloquent
eruditer than others
neologistic
Haiku # 4603, October 4, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by ash
reviewing my life
unable to count properly
overwhelmed by angst
Haiku # 4602, October 4, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by ash
mid-career zeitgeist
wasted in my profession ?
or just wasted ?
Haiku # 4601, October 4, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by ash
frenchy:re:part-french haiku
wanted to tell you
that i conquered moth brigade
you expressed worry.
Haiku # 4600, October 4, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
kimber:
you give new meaning
overused term "sick puppy"
now refers to you
Haiku # 4599, October 4, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy:
it was high-school french
sorry, thought you'd understand
you being "frenchy"
Haiku # 4598, October 4, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash: in re: "crisis"
political pop
yabber that means belly lint
not as much, even.
Haiku # 4597, October 4, 2000 4:34 pm ET
by sheena
aint nuttin' fine-ah
than having some vagina
at 2 in the morn'
Haiku # 4596, October 4, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
penile enlargement
advertised in sports section
sports = penis?
Haiku # 4595, October 4, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Winter approaching
or is it Fall, hard to tell
doesn't change much here
Haiku # 4594, October 4, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
wet leaf against a
rain gutter, pressed into the
grating, a forced shape
Haiku # 4593, October 4, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
maggots stroke his skin,
necrobeastiality,
in love with road-kill.
Haiku # 4592, October 4, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Sex with cold, damp, fur;
Sex with the dead puppy he
Found, crushed, in the ditch
Haiku # 4591, October 4, 2000 9:58 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Limbs sway with tension
against a breeze, trembling leaves,
dust on the window
Haiku # 4590, October 4, 2000 9:54 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
The French call it the
little death. I can't think of
any better way.
Haiku # 4589, October 4, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Virginity: men
hate to admit to it; a
woman hates not to.
Haiku # 4588, October 4, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Lets get it in gear
there are a few boxes here
move that hairy rear
Haiku # 4587, October 4, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Kackarott
Sheena, what was that
you said to me? The words were
all mumbo jumbo.
Haiku # 4586, October 4, 2000 6:18 am ET
by frenchy
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