i'm madly in love
with sweetest girl ever
wish she was here now...

Congrats, Ash. if you
are a sexy lady, call
me for birthday hug!

a shaft of sunlight
held true by one cloud impales
a smoke and steel sky

hand carved and hard worn
wooden bowl shines as sunlight
dances off it's brim

Test test damned server
Put this haiku up for the
Whole world to ponder

and so i did it
after all those many years
another birthday

some minutes from now
how shall i become older
somewhat gracefully

no consequences
no reprisal, no recoil
no blame...only guilt

Hooray! I'm fifteen!
Things to do: get laid, get laid,
and, uh, er, get laid?

Birthdays are bullshit.
Completely ridiculous.
After twenty-one...

Grandpa passed away.
Peacefully in his sleep while
his passengers screamed.

big project, due in
a month. we get to read "The
Jungle" its nasty

over-corrected
sideways peeing at urinal
stream hit side...backsplash!

damn consequences
sweet beguiling dacquiri
intoxicate me

food for thought, angel
food,devil's food,food fetishes
anorexia

peeling an onion
tears welling up in my eyes
food is beautiful

YOU CHOBO!! HAVE BAD
MANNER =( at least the moths care
about me... sniff sniff

you've got the wrong place
spring in the great southern land
naked hairless backs

Fuck the 'birthdays'you
cocksucker who gives a SHIT!!!!!
six billion ass holes!!!

guy 5000 moths
have said happy birthday
it's cool out! wear wool!

happy birthday guy
montag, do you own sweaters?
how old are sweaters?

October 8th, my
birthday. only 2 people
remembered... so sad

Zero, one, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven, twelve. Counting.

We are here human
that little movement in the
corner of your eye

Sheena, no more moths!
How exciting this must be!
Hate those fucking things.

the point being, if
a grizzly asks you to
have sex say no! no!

grizzlys do not
either-they have 'guard-hairs' that
become like needles

wolverines don't shave
their pudendums. something to
be considered, no?

shaved pudenda
rule the internet so please
shave yours for me now

alias bridget
got far alright she made it
to the kitchen door

i'll shave with pleasure
knowing my geology
will soon be explored

should be shaving off
all of my culturally
extraneous hair

sashay through the air
it's the last little wiggle
now asphalt embrace

tortuous pathway
anticubital fossa
a.k.a. the ditch

thanks, bud. "quit sucking
ass-hair". okay then, I guess
I'll go do that now....

even a dog gets
a warm place in the sun
what happened to us?????

guy, life gets better
once you stop sucking ass-hair
move north a bit

know a dog named
woody, they almost named
him five legs, poor dog

Life is a journey
I don't know what I want, but
know I don't want this

Dogroll; cruel joke at
my expense. Small penis gags
too much to laugh at.

Semen good source of
vitamins and minerals;
all girls should swallow

C-H-I-L-E
two syllables or one? Hard
to know which is right

boil the beans, and then
drain the water and rinse, and
then, refry-->no gas!111

Shall I compare thee
to a summers day? Lord no!
face needs paper bag

Ate reheated fried
chilli beans; lordy lord pfft
what end this torment?

this saucy alien
arriving with luggage too
my hooded penis

I think ash will be
ok if only he shaves
that back hair (floor mat?)

poor ash, fall has come
both in season and in life
time for reflection

some things in common
we think the other stranger
ignoring ourself

lifelong contempt for
the nazi, now israel?
pigs are pigs are pigs