OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works
by chile relleno
your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....
by chile relleno
This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix
by janis of Century City
burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around
by sheena
where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now
by sheena
sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath
by sheena
the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round
by sheena
as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones
by ash
communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course
by ash
don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations
by haikuatron 2000
No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp
by flaiku of Out of town
Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations
by flaiku of Out of town
feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?
by flaiku of Out of town
cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose
by will
if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two
by ash
age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk
by ash
menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....
by pondscum_ of floatingworld
"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting
by ronin_still@wherever.com
ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold
by bibpadeebop
when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:
just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
by frenchy
i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.
by sheena
ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today
by sheena
frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)
by sheena
sleep deprivation
layered stratocumulus
fractured thought process
by ash
is the way noble ?
methinks that there be much bull
rather than no bull
by ash
fools fool by fooling
monks points are pointless; empty,
the way is noble
by Mr. Interesting
The fool does not chant.
Please, sex is pointless you monk!
Riddles be noble.
by magetic poetry rocks
Son's first word was Fuck.
Wonder where the little shit
picked up that language?
by frenchy
understanding life
gum on the sidewalk, try to
salvage the good stuff
by basho-maticus of none
be quick on the keys
at any time someone could
walk by and catch you
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I love feminists!
those bitches are very skilled
at giving knobjobs
by evil twin of down under
test we had today
about proteins. not a lot
of fun... bah, bio
by Guy MOntag
stimpack! stimpack! fall
back! attack! and hast thou slain
the zergish horde? yay
by Guy M0ntag
sigh so bored. hydras
and marines move so slowly
on this crappy comp
by _Guy Montag
fried green tomatoes
just spray on butter, and throw
them in the oven, yum!
by Guy Montag_
im bored bored bored bored
nothing to do today or
the next... no school
by Guy_Montag
rendering beef fat
watching protien shrink in size
God bless spatula
by oldnasty
Friday the Thirteenth.
Luckiest day to be born.
Send Sheena Mothballs!
by frenchy
Swallowing me whole
Watery vision distorts
I can not escape
by Kackarott
Shooting boy-butter
is almost automatic
with suction applied.
by frenchy
Boy, I love Guinness!
Dark beer, nectar from the Gods!
Wish I had some now.
by frenchy
Kimberly, you make
an excellent point about
toplessness. More boobs!
by frenchy
My mechanic said
to change turn signal fluid.
What brand should I try?
by frenchy
