Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?
Haiku # 4721, October 14, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose
Haiku # 4720, October 14, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by will
if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two
Haiku # 4719, October 14, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by ash
age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk

Haiku # 4718, October 14, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by ash
menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....
Haiku # 4717, October 14, 2000 11:16 am ET
by pondscum_ of floatingworld
"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting

Haiku # 4716, October 14, 2000 4:14 am ET
by ronin_still@wherever.com
ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold
Haiku # 4715, October 13, 2000 8:53 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
Haiku # 4714, October 13, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
Haiku # 4713, October 13, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
Haiku # 4712, October 13, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:

just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
Haiku # 4711, October 13, 2000 8:23 am ET
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
Haiku # 4710, October 13, 2000 8:14 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
Haiku # 4709, October 13, 2000 8:13 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
Haiku # 4708, October 13, 2000 8:11 am ET
by frenchy
i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.
Haiku # 4707, October 13, 2000 7:51 am ET
by sheena
ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today
Haiku # 4706, October 13, 2000 7:48 am ET
by sheena
frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)
Haiku # 4705, October 13, 2000 7:46 am ET
by sheena
sleep deprivation
layered stratocumulus
fractured thought process
Haiku # 4704, October 13, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
is the way noble ?
methinks that there be much bull
rather than no bull
Haiku # 4703, October 13, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4702, October 13, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fools fool by fooling
monks points are pointless; empty,
the way is noble
Haiku # 4701, October 12, 2000 10:30 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
The fool does not chant.
Please, sex is pointless you monk!
Riddles be noble.
Haiku # 4700, October 12, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by magetic poetry rocks
Son's first word was Fuck.
Wonder where the little shit
picked up that language?
Haiku # 4699, October 12, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by frenchy
understanding life
gum on the sidewalk, try to
salvage the good stuff
Haiku # 4698, October 12, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by basho-maticus of none
be quick on the keys
at any time someone could
walk by and catch you
Haiku # 4697, October 12, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I love feminists!
those bitches are very skilled
at giving knobjobs
Haiku # 4696, October 12, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
test we had today
about proteins. not a lot
of fun... bah, bio
Haiku # 4695, October 12, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Guy MOntag
stimpack! stimpack! fall
back! attack! and hast thou slain
the zergish horde? yay
Haiku # 4694, October 12, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by Guy M0ntag
sigh so bored. hydras
and marines move so slowly
on this crappy comp
Haiku # 4693, October 12, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by _Guy Montag
fried green tomatoes
just spray on butter, and throw
them in the oven, yum!
Haiku # 4692, October 12, 2000 2:55 pm ET
by Guy Montag_
im bored bored bored bored
nothing to do today or
the next... no school
Haiku # 4691, October 12, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by Guy_Montag
rendering beef fat
watching protien shrink in size
God bless spatula
Haiku # 4690, October 12, 2000 12:44 pm ET
by oldnasty
Friday the Thirteenth.
Luckiest day to be born.
Send Sheena Mothballs!
Haiku # 4689, October 12, 2000 11:29 am ET
by frenchy
Swallowing me whole
Watery vision distorts
I can not escape
Haiku # 4688, October 12, 2000 10:17 am ET
by Kackarott
Shooting boy-butter
is almost automatic
with suction applied.
Haiku # 4687, October 12, 2000 9:09 am ET
by frenchy
Boy, I love Guinness!
Dark beer, nectar from the Gods!
Wish I had some now.
Haiku # 4686, October 12, 2000 8:34 am ET
by frenchy
Kimberly, you make
an excellent point about
toplessness. More boobs!
Haiku # 4685, October 12, 2000 5:44 am ET
by frenchy
My mechanic said
to change turn signal fluid.
What brand should I try?
Haiku # 4684, October 12, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Haiku # 4683, October 12, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kindly omit the
word "mean" from my last haiku.
...meant to delete it.
Haiku # 4682, October 11, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Ignorance:

This word is worse than
that word. Nevermind that they mean
express the same thing.
Haiku # 4681, October 11, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Women's magazines--
How to submit and conform
to ideals of men.
Haiku # 4680, October 11, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
flutter, flutter, flutt,
flutter, flutter, flutter, flutt;
nibble nibble nibb
Haiku # 4679, October 11, 2000 7:47 pm ET
by The Moths
The shirt, the veil, they
are the same: a limit to
make men feel stronger.
Haiku # 4678, October 11, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Why are men allowed
to be publicly topless,
while women are not?
Haiku # 4677, October 11, 2000 7:28 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
If I want to die,
that is my right. I had no
choice in being born.
Haiku # 4676, October 11, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Integrity of
self, or living inside the
law? How can I choose?
Haiku # 4675, October 11, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell of Naiad, Neptune
Ash, only forty two?
I have socks older than you.
From my great grandpa!
Haiku # 4674, October 11, 2000 6:46 pm ET
by frenchy
Try exorcism.
Moths are spawn of Hell itslef.
That should do the trick.
Haiku # 4673, October 11, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, moths are back?
Try using a flamethrower.
Wait. Don't. Moths like light.
Haiku # 4672, October 11, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by frenchy
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