Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more
Haiku # 4790, October 23, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@palatesnook
...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?
Haiku # 4789, October 23, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ronin@loverslane
Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!
Haiku # 4788, October 23, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ronin@veryhornyland
i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.
Haiku # 4787, October 23, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by sheena
the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?
Haiku # 4786, October 23, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by sheena
hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?
Haiku # 4785, October 23, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by sheena
Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!
Haiku # 4784, October 23, 2000 12:48 pm ET
by anonyMoose
just saw a couple
of haiku, up here on the
highway, hitching north!
Haiku # 4783, October 23, 2000 12:02 pm ET
by haikuin racoon
Carl Barks, 99
Has left for Quackly Heaven
Scrooge McDuck weeping
Haiku # 4782, October 23, 2000 10:17 am ET
by Erik Svane of Paris
See dogs in Action!
We hope anytime! Dude man!
Funny Japanese.

Haiku # 4781, October 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
..."SimplY...exquisite!"
that is what i really meant
......pardon my error
Haiku # 4780, October 23, 2000 7:35 am ET
by ronin@dpoet'scorner
Mount Madonna Ma:
Your poems soothe my restless soul;
Simpl...exquisite!
Haiku # 4779, October 23, 2000 7:29 am ET
by ronin@cornland-hah!
how ya doin Kim
still at it with SNM
toking dragonballs

Haiku # 4778, October 23, 2000 7:24 am ET
by ronin@jlopezland
the margin's a mess
used to be automatic
it's stuck to the left
Haiku # 4777, October 23, 2000 7:20 am ET
by ronin@nowhereland
..my rod in her mouth
lock-jawed anticipation
..come swallow my cum
Haiku # 4776, October 23, 2000 7:17 am ET
by ronin@canopiedvale
my wet tongue probing
.ever so passionately
...incessantly hot
Haiku # 4775, October 23, 2000 7:12 am ET
by ronin@comacinemasters'
i want wet cunts bad
young, fresh, tender and juicy
the kind Hol'wood sucks
Haiku # 4774, October 23, 2000 7:08 am ET
by ronin@dnorthernlodge
Hey Mount Madonna
This site is uncensored... Are
Haiku's vanishing?
Haiku # 4773, October 22, 2000 11:13 pm ET
by janis
goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn
Haiku # 4772, October 22, 2000 8:33 pm ET
by soma of ca
cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz
Haiku # 4771, October 22, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by soma of ca
jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself
Haiku # 4770, October 22, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of CA
sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes
Haiku # 4769, October 22, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by ash
funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink
Haiku # 4768, October 22, 2000 5:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then
Haiku # 4767, October 22, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely
Haiku # 4766, October 22, 2000 5:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Haiku # 4765, October 22, 2000 10:48 am ET
by soma
My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste
Haiku # 4764, October 22, 2000 10:47 am ET
by soma of CA
I like Chinese food
especially potstickers
I run to bathroom
Haiku # 4763, October 22, 2000 10:44 am ET
by soma of california
"cunt" is a fine word
representing something nice
it also rhymes well
Haiku # 4762, October 22, 2000 1:17 am ET
by pigdog
marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme

sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you

kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers
Haiku # 4761, October 21, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by ash
the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!
Haiku # 4760, October 21, 2000 10:47 am ET
by bibpadeebop
tinny sound of rap
headphoned boarder zooms by
my spirit follows
Haiku # 4759, October 20, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Homage
the lithium is
a joke, my psychiatrists
were jokers; options?
Haiku # 4758, October 20, 2000 10:40 pm ET
by anonyMoose
spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night
Haiku # 4757, October 20, 2000 10:33 pm ET
by Homage
Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?
Haiku # 4756, October 20, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by fictional character
Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul
Haiku # 4755, October 20, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by fictional character
Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit
Haiku # 4754, October 20, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by fictional character
Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit
Haiku # 4753, October 20, 2000 9:21 pm ET
by fictional character
Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit
Haiku # 4752, October 20, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Fictional Character
strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick
Haiku # 4751, October 20, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.
Haiku # 4750, October 20, 2000 4:59 pm ET
by La Muerte of The Never World
Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side
Haiku # 4749, October 19, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by Luke Skywalker
ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
Haiku # 4748, October 19, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Robert Adlam
His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole
Haiku # 4747, October 19, 2000 12:04 pm ET
by Chris
fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!
Haiku # 4746, October 19, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos
piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul
Haiku # 4745, October 19, 2000 12:01 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos of Evanston, IL
I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.
Haiku # 4744, October 19, 2000 11:38 am ET
by Charlie Harmon of Evanston, IL
ATT: moths
RE: jealousy

it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...
Haiku # 4743, October 18, 2000 1:30 pm ET
by sheena
Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink
Haiku # 4742, October 18, 2000 11:23 am ET
by Kackarott
Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!
Haiku # 4741, October 18, 2000 11:06 am ET
by Emcee Escher
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