Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit
by fictional character
Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit
by fictional character
Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit
by Fictional Character
strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick
by evil twin of down under
YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.
by La Muerte of The Never World
Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side
by Luke Skywalker
ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
by Robert Adlam
His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole
by Chris
fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos
piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos of Evanston, IL
I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.
by Charlie Harmon of Evanston, IL
ATT: moths
RE: jealousy
it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...
by sheena
Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink
by Kackarott
Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!
by Emcee Escher
strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?
by anonyMoose
society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch
by Kackarott
Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again
by Kackarott
another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?
by The Moths
OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works
by chile relleno
your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....
by chile relleno
This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix
by janis of Century City
burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around
by sheena
where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now
by sheena
sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath
by sheena
the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round
by sheena
as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones
by ash
communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course
by ash
don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations
by haikuatron 2000
No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp
by flaiku of Out of town
Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations
by flaiku of Out of town
feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?
by flaiku of Out of town
cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose
by will
if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two
by ash
age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk
by ash
menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....
by pondscum_ of floatingworld
"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting
by ronin_still@wherever.com
ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold
by bibpadeebop
when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:
just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
by frenchy
i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.
by sheena
ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today
by sheena
frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)
by sheena
