Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
Haiku # 4748, October 19, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Robert Adlam
His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole
Haiku # 4747, October 19, 2000 12:04 pm ET
by Chris
fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!
Haiku # 4746, October 19, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos
piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul
Haiku # 4745, October 19, 2000 12:01 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos of Evanston, IL
I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.
Haiku # 4744, October 19, 2000 11:38 am ET
by Charlie Harmon of Evanston, IL
ATT: moths
RE: jealousy

it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...
Haiku # 4743, October 18, 2000 1:30 pm ET
by sheena
Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink
Haiku # 4742, October 18, 2000 11:23 am ET
by Kackarott
Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!
Haiku # 4741, October 18, 2000 11:06 am ET
by Emcee Escher
strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?
Haiku # 4740, October 17, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by anonyMoose
Haiku # 4739, October 17, 2000 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV
Haiku # 4738, October 17, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch
Haiku # 4737, October 17, 2000 9:49 am ET
by Kackarott
Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again
Haiku # 4736, October 17, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kackarott
another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life
Haiku # 4735, October 16, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?
Haiku # 4734, October 16, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by The Moths
OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works
Haiku # 4733, October 16, 2000 7:37 pm ET
by chile relleno
your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....
Haiku # 4732, October 16, 2000 7:35 pm ET
by chile relleno
This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix
Haiku # 4731, October 16, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by janis of Century City
burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around
Haiku # 4730, October 16, 2000 2:34 pm ET
by sheena
where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now
Haiku # 4729, October 16, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath
Haiku # 4728, October 16, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by sheena
the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round
Haiku # 4727, October 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by sheena
as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones
Haiku # 4726, October 15, 2000 4:12 pm ET
by ash
communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course
Haiku # 4725, October 15, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by ash
don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations
Haiku # 4724, October 15, 2000 10:21 am ET
by haikuatron 2000
No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp
Haiku # 4723, October 14, 2000 10:27 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations
Haiku # 4722, October 14, 2000 10:26 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?
Haiku # 4721, October 14, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose
Haiku # 4720, October 14, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by will
if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two
Haiku # 4719, October 14, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by ash
age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk

Haiku # 4718, October 14, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by ash
menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....
Haiku # 4717, October 14, 2000 11:16 am ET
by pondscum_ of floatingworld
"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting

Haiku # 4716, October 14, 2000 4:14 am ET
by ronin_still@wherever.com
ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold
Haiku # 4715, October 13, 2000 8:53 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
Haiku # 4714, October 13, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
Haiku # 4713, October 13, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
Haiku # 4712, October 13, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:

just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
Haiku # 4711, October 13, 2000 8:23 am ET
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
Haiku # 4710, October 13, 2000 8:14 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
Haiku # 4709, October 13, 2000 8:13 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
Haiku # 4708, October 13, 2000 8:11 am ET
by frenchy
i mean i am now
*wince*....twenty-three......ouch ouch ouch
still not dead yet though.
Haiku # 4707, October 13, 2000 7:51 am ET
by sheena
ash, hun, pretty old
you are like my father's age
twenty-three today
Haiku # 4706, October 13, 2000 7:48 am ET
by sheena
frenchy i'll treasure
your oh-so-thoughtful present
mothballs! sniffle, sniff :)
Haiku # 4705, October 13, 2000 7:46 am ET
by sheena
sleep deprivation
layered stratocumulus
fractured thought process
Haiku # 4704, October 13, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
is the way noble ?
methinks that there be much bull
rather than no bull
Haiku # 4703, October 13, 2000 4:12 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4702, October 13, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fools fool by fooling
monks points are pointless; empty,
the way is noble
Haiku # 4701, October 12, 2000 10:30 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
The fool does not chant.
Please, sex is pointless you monk!
Riddles be noble.
Haiku # 4700, October 12, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by magetic poetry rocks
Son's first word was Fuck.
Wonder where the little shit
picked up that language?
Haiku # 4699, October 12, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by frenchy
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