Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night
Haiku # 4757, October 20, 2000 10:33 pm ET
by Homage
Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?
Haiku # 4756, October 20, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by fictional character
Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul
Haiku # 4755, October 20, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by fictional character
Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit
Haiku # 4754, October 20, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by fictional character
Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit
Haiku # 4753, October 20, 2000 9:21 pm ET
by fictional character
Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit
Haiku # 4752, October 20, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Fictional Character
strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick
Haiku # 4751, October 20, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.
Haiku # 4750, October 20, 2000 4:59 pm ET
by La Muerte of The Never World
Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side
Haiku # 4749, October 19, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by Luke Skywalker
ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
Haiku # 4748, October 19, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Robert Adlam
His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole
Haiku # 4747, October 19, 2000 12:04 pm ET
by Chris
fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!
Haiku # 4746, October 19, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos
piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul
Haiku # 4745, October 19, 2000 12:01 pm ET
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos of Evanston, IL
I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.
Haiku # 4744, October 19, 2000 11:38 am ET
by Charlie Harmon of Evanston, IL
ATT: moths
RE: jealousy

it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...
Haiku # 4743, October 18, 2000 1:30 pm ET
by sheena
Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink
Haiku # 4742, October 18, 2000 11:23 am ET
by Kackarott
Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!
Haiku # 4741, October 18, 2000 11:06 am ET
by Emcee Escher
strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?
Haiku # 4740, October 17, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by anonyMoose
Haiku # 4739, October 17, 2000 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV
Haiku # 4738, October 17, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch
Haiku # 4737, October 17, 2000 9:49 am ET
by Kackarott
Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again
Haiku # 4736, October 17, 2000 9:44 am ET
by Kackarott
another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life
Haiku # 4735, October 16, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?
Haiku # 4734, October 16, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by The Moths
OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works
Haiku # 4733, October 16, 2000 7:37 pm ET
by chile relleno
your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....
Haiku # 4732, October 16, 2000 7:35 pm ET
by chile relleno
This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix
Haiku # 4731, October 16, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by janis of Century City
burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around
Haiku # 4730, October 16, 2000 2:34 pm ET
by sheena
where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now
Haiku # 4729, October 16, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath
Haiku # 4728, October 16, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by sheena
the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round
Haiku # 4727, October 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by sheena
as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones
Haiku # 4726, October 15, 2000 4:12 pm ET
by ash
communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course
Haiku # 4725, October 15, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by ash
don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations
Haiku # 4724, October 15, 2000 10:21 am ET
by haikuatron 2000
No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp
Haiku # 4723, October 14, 2000 10:27 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
Sorry, didn't know
all this bad haiku was just
long coversations
Haiku # 4722, October 14, 2000 10:26 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
feet are in my shoes
do they know it's dark in there
when they have no eyes?
Haiku # 4721, October 14, 2000 10:24 pm ET
by flaiku of Out of town
cats always love you
as long as there's meow mix
hair on pantyhose
Haiku # 4720, October 14, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by will
if it's like they say
that life begins at forty
hey, i'm only two
Haiku # 4719, October 14, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by ash
age is relative
twice as good as twenty-one
still a major spunk

Haiku # 4718, October 14, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by ash
menthol cigarettes
like sucking cunt through panty
hose_unrewarding....
Haiku # 4717, October 14, 2000 11:16 am ET
by pondscum_ of floatingworld
"bullet the blue sky"
as i suck on my menthol
breeze of smoke wafting

Haiku # 4716, October 14, 2000 4:14 am ET
by ronin_still@wherever.com
ash methinks youthinks
wethinks theythinks, ashes dinks
old, and not too bold
Haiku # 4715, October 13, 2000 8:53 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
when growing old men,
remember to shake it more;
pee spots on pant legs
Haiku # 4714, October 13, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by bibpadeebop
poor, old, wrinkle eyed
dippy jowled, cranky, achy,
sleepy ash; Cheer UP!!!!!!
Haiku # 4713, October 13, 2000 5:24 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
"Methinking" old ash,
sleepy and full of bull, no?
even you are noble
Haiku # 4712, October 13, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by Mr. Interesting
frenchy:

just try not to drool
or drown your dentures in your
metamucil glop
Haiku # 4711, October 13, 2000 8:23 am ET
by sheena
when you get real old,
sometimes you forget to count
all your syllables.
Haiku # 4710, October 13, 2000 8:14 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, I told you
birthdays are bullshit
after twenty-one.
Haiku # 4709, October 13, 2000 8:13 am ET
by frenchy
Sheena, twenty-three?
I have clothes that are older.
Sadly, they are mine.
Haiku # 4708, October 13, 2000 8:11 am ET
by frenchy
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