goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn
by soma of ca
cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz
by soma of ca
jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself
by soma of CA
sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes
by ash
funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink
by mount madonna mama
she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then
by mount madonna mama
time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely
by mount madonna mama
My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste
by soma of CA
I like Chinese food
especially potstickers
I run to bathroom
by soma of california
"cunt" is a fine word
representing something nice
it also rhymes well
by pigdog
marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme
sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you
kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers
by ash
the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!
by bibpadeebop
tinny sound of rap
headphoned boarder zooms by
my spirit follows
by Homage
the lithium is
a joke, my psychiatrists
were jokers; options?
by anonyMoose
spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night
by Homage
Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?
by fictional character
Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul
by fictional character
Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit
by fictional character
Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit
by fictional character
Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit
by Fictional Character
strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick
by evil twin of down under
YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.
by La Muerte of The Never World
Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side
by Luke Skywalker
ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
by Robert Adlam
His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole
by Chris
fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos
piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul
by Christopher Joseph Vassilos of Evanston, IL
I have super dense Prostate.
It weighs ninety pounds.
That is why I slouch.
by Charlie Harmon of Evanston, IL
ATT: moths
RE: jealousy
it wasn't really
my idea exactly
it's over now, so...
by sheena
Screaming nude woman
Throws feces at onlookers
...Your mom should not drink
by Kackarott
Wow! A whole new look
Astounding changes took place
While I was depressed!
by Emcee Escher
strip clup named "pubes"
America the beautiful?
star spangled cunt?
by anonyMoose
society's dregs
forming single file lines
at the DMV
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Phone rings off the hook
Newspaper held as I smirk
I am dumping lunch
by Kackarott
Rob Lowe's career is
sagging, he should fuck a small
teen's tight ass again
by Kackarott
another birthday
accepting gifts and cake as
trade for year of life
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
sheena how could you?
we thought we were your only
bugs! who is this guy?
by The Moths
OOOOOOOhhhhhhh ouch just got
slapped in the head guess that
haiku matrix works
by chile relleno
your face I loved for so
many years; now looks like an
elephant hemorhroid.....
by chile relleno
This haiku will test
To see if there is a glitch
In Haiku Matrix
by janis of Century City
burning eyes, sore throat
i think i'm getting that bug
that's going around
by sheena
where once the sky blazed
blue with passion's purity
grey mist hovers now
by sheena
sent like a red leaf
my heart dreams in slow spirals
till it's crushed beneath
by sheena
the blindness swamps me
i'll see you when i see you
maybe next go-round
by sheena
as you get older
many people seem younger
even older ones
by ash
communication
doesn't only take discourse
but may take dat course
by ash
don't be sorry get
even, you 2 can send long
bad conversations
by haikuatron 2000
No, I cannot spell
ripple ripple brekenthorpe
fiddle faddle zurp
by flaiku of Out of town
