So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles

apr

like thick rope, half-hard
tunneling down the pantleg;
longing for Sheena

....and then i eat you
lie down and i do the rest
.lips between your thighs

....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more

...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?

Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!

i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.

the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?

hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?

Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!

just saw a couple
of haiku, up here on the
highway, hitching north!

Carl Barks, 99
Has left for Quackly Heaven
Scrooge McDuck weeping

See dogs in Action!
We hope anytime! Dude man!
Funny Japanese.

..."SimplY...exquisite!"
that is what i really meant
......pardon my error

Mount Madonna Ma:
Your poems soothe my restless soul;
Simpl...exquisite!

how ya doin Kim
still at it with SNM
toking dragonballs

the margin's a mess
used to be automatic
it's stuck to the left

..my rod in her mouth
lock-jawed anticipation
..come swallow my cum

my wet tongue probing
.ever so passionately
...incessantly hot

i want wet cunts bad
young, fresh, tender and juicy
the kind Hol'wood sucks

Hey Mount Madonna
This site is uncensored... Are
Haiku's vanishing?

goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn

cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz

jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself

sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes

funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink

she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then

time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely

My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste

I like Chinese food
especially potstickers
I run to bathroom

"cunt" is a fine word
representing something nice
it also rhymes well

marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme

sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you

kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers

the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!

tinny sound of rap
headphoned boarder zooms by
my spirit follows

the lithium is
a joke, my psychiatrists
were jokers; options?

spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night

Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?

Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul

Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit

Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit

Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit

strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick

YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.

Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side

ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now

His prostrate so dense
Draws inside it all matter
No light in black hole

fuck ram jam thrust lust
sucky licky slim jim BAM
kung fu snatch HAI-AH!

piss blood vomit shit jizz
no more beer for poor vijay
he has lost his soul