Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

I'm a millionaire.
sheena, sisters, look at me!
Not my bank account.
Haiku # 4797, October 24, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by frenchy
your favorite meal
easily turns into least
barfing Sunday morn
Haiku # 4796, October 24, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Dead Jesus serves me
Holy browneye deliver
a WIN unto me!
Haiku # 4795, October 24, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles
Haiku # 4794, October 24, 2000 2:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
apr
Haiku # 4793, October 23, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by ash
like thick rope, half-hard
tunneling down the pantleg;
longing for Sheena
Haiku # 4792, October 23, 2000 10:56 pm ET
by pigdog
....and then i eat you
lie down and i do the rest
.lips between your thighs
Haiku # 4791, October 23, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by ronin@torridsexland
....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more
Haiku # 4790, October 23, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@palatesnook
...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?
Haiku # 4789, October 23, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ronin@loverslane
Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!
Haiku # 4788, October 23, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ronin@veryhornyland
i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.
Haiku # 4787, October 23, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by sheena
the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?
Haiku # 4786, October 23, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by sheena
hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?
Haiku # 4785, October 23, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by sheena
Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!
Haiku # 4784, October 23, 2000 12:48 pm ET
by anonyMoose
just saw a couple
of haiku, up here on the
highway, hitching north!
Haiku # 4783, October 23, 2000 12:02 pm ET
by haikuin racoon
Carl Barks, 99
Has left for Quackly Heaven
Scrooge McDuck weeping
Haiku # 4782, October 23, 2000 10:17 am ET
by Erik Svane of Paris
See dogs in Action!
We hope anytime! Dude man!
Funny Japanese.

Haiku # 4781, October 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
..."SimplY...exquisite!"
that is what i really meant
......pardon my error
Haiku # 4780, October 23, 2000 7:35 am ET
by ronin@dpoet'scorner
Mount Madonna Ma:
Your poems soothe my restless soul;
Simpl...exquisite!
Haiku # 4779, October 23, 2000 7:29 am ET
by ronin@cornland-hah!
how ya doin Kim
still at it with SNM
toking dragonballs

Haiku # 4778, October 23, 2000 7:24 am ET
by ronin@jlopezland
the margin's a mess
used to be automatic
it's stuck to the left
Haiku # 4777, October 23, 2000 7:20 am ET
by ronin@nowhereland
..my rod in her mouth
lock-jawed anticipation
..come swallow my cum
Haiku # 4776, October 23, 2000 7:17 am ET
by ronin@canopiedvale
my wet tongue probing
.ever so passionately
...incessantly hot
Haiku # 4775, October 23, 2000 7:12 am ET
by ronin@comacinemasters'
i want wet cunts bad
young, fresh, tender and juicy
the kind Hol'wood sucks
Haiku # 4774, October 23, 2000 7:08 am ET
by ronin@dnorthernlodge
Hey Mount Madonna
This site is uncensored... Are
Haiku's vanishing?
Haiku # 4773, October 22, 2000 11:13 pm ET
by janis
goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn
Haiku # 4772, October 22, 2000 8:33 pm ET
by soma of ca
cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz
Haiku # 4771, October 22, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by soma of ca
jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself
Haiku # 4770, October 22, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of CA
sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes
Haiku # 4769, October 22, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by ash
funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink
Haiku # 4768, October 22, 2000 5:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then
Haiku # 4767, October 22, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely
Haiku # 4766, October 22, 2000 5:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Haiku # 4765, October 22, 2000 10:48 am ET
by soma
My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste
Haiku # 4764, October 22, 2000 10:47 am ET
by soma of CA
I like Chinese food
especially potstickers
I run to bathroom
Haiku # 4763, October 22, 2000 10:44 am ET
by soma of california
"cunt" is a fine word
representing something nice
it also rhymes well
Haiku # 4762, October 22, 2000 1:17 am ET
by pigdog
marinated quails
lifted from your herbal bath
you're all out of thyme

sizzling wickedly
legs crossed in relaxed repose
i want to eat you

kicking back later
i reflect on juicy breasts
and suck my fingers
Haiku # 4761, October 21, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by ash
the cows are angry
this is bad - stop eating them!!
we need happy cows!
Haiku # 4760, October 21, 2000 10:47 am ET
by bibpadeebop
tinny sound of rap
headphoned boarder zooms by
my spirit follows
Haiku # 4759, October 20, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Homage
the lithium is
a joke, my psychiatrists
were jokers; options?
Haiku # 4758, October 20, 2000 10:40 pm ET
by anonyMoose
spatter of cold rain
on the dark window, autumn,
Canada at night
Haiku # 4757, October 20, 2000 10:33 pm ET
by Homage
Now that I've released
and have cleared my consciousness
Who gave a fuck, huh?
Haiku # 4756, October 20, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by fictional character
Denying my Genes
Defying Evolution
I am my own soul
Haiku # 4755, October 20, 2000 9:28 pm ET
by fictional character
Gene fragmentation
Best of Mom and Best of Dad
Still just gold womb spit
Haiku # 4754, October 20, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by fictional character
Now I try so hard
Not to be what begat me
I am gold womb spit
Haiku # 4753, October 20, 2000 9:21 pm ET
by fictional character
Summer, '69
Unplanned and Raised like a pet
I am just womb spit
Haiku # 4752, October 20, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Fictional Character
strained my neck and back
I should have done some stretching
tried to suck my dick
Haiku # 4751, October 20, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
YO SOY LA POBRE MUERTE,
Y TU ERES MI VICTIMA ESTA NOCHE.
NO ME NIEGUES TU MUERTE.
Haiku # 4750, October 20, 2000 4:59 pm ET
by La Muerte of The Never World
Yoda's high-coo:
dumb ass bitch you are
thumb in ass you put with force
power of dark side
Haiku # 4749, October 19, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by Luke Skywalker
ear eye nose mouth mouth
put my penis in all holes
asshole too lose now
Haiku # 4748, October 19, 2000 12:06 pm ET
by Robert Adlam
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