Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
Haiku # 4833, October 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by frenchy
this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
Haiku # 4832, October 26, 2000 8:08 am ET
by soma of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
Haiku # 4831, October 26, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
Haiku # 4830, October 26, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 4829, October 25, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by Beorn
love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
Haiku # 4828, October 25, 2000 10:34 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Haiku # 4827, October 25, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
Haiku # 4826, October 25, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by soma of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
Haiku # 4825, October 25, 2000 10:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
Haiku # 4824, October 25, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Beorn of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Haiku # 4823, October 25, 2000 9:32 pm ET
by sea dog of some where in the islands
hello dear reader
it is you that i address
just because i can
Haiku # 4822, October 25, 2000 6:59 pm ET
by soma
people are insane
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
Haiku # 4821, October 25, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by soma
this is a haiku
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
Haiku # 4820, October 25, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by soma
frenchy, sympathies
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
Haiku # 4819, October 25, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
not to mention y'all
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
Haiku # 4818, October 25, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, my good gawd
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
Haiku # 4817, October 25, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by sheena
soak up the good times
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
Haiku # 4816, October 25, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by haikuin' racoon
Staring thru a glass
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
Haiku # 4815, October 25, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Kackarott
I dont understand
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty

Haiku # 4814, October 25, 2000 10:11 am ET
by soma of ca
he said we were "loud"
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch

Haiku # 4813, October 25, 2000 10:09 am ET
by soma of CA
this thing we call life
with its twisting and turning
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4812, October 25, 2000 10:05 am ET
by soma of ca
wanted to know why
after i had that number
because of some ex
Haiku # 4811, October 25, 2000 5:47 am ET
by ash
pharmaceuticals
can be way too much at all
or never enough
Haiku # 4810, October 25, 2000 5:38 am ET
by ash
i am freaking out
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home
Haiku # 4809, October 25, 2000 1:55 am ET
by suzanne of CA
hello world i love
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know
Haiku # 4808, October 25, 2000 1:53 am ET
by Tori of ca
I am not bitter.
I thought I was over it.
Fucking ICQ.
Haiku # 4807, October 24, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Glad she is happy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.
Haiku # 4806, October 24, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by frenchy
None of the above.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.
Haiku # 4805, October 24, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by frenchy
Kidneys, intestines?
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.
Haiku # 4804, October 24, 2000 3:16 pm ET
by frenchy
Heart was not enough.
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?
Haiku # 4803, October 24, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by frenchy
police freak me out
they found my guns and my drugs
i wont die alone
Haiku # 4802, October 24, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
Minding my business.
"Uh-oh"... Up pops ICQ
instant message... shit.
Haiku # 4801, October 24, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by frenchy
dont shit where you eat
you do not want parasites
and it smells real bad
Haiku # 4800, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by soma of ca
I thought she was gone.
Tore out my heart and then laughed.
Can't call her "heart-less"
Haiku # 4799, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by frenchy
these haikus are bad
lacking creativity
myself considered
Haiku # 4798, October 24, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by soma of CA
I'm a millionaire.
sheena, sisters, look at me!
Not my bank account.
Haiku # 4797, October 24, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by frenchy
your favorite meal
easily turns into least
barfing Sunday morn
Haiku # 4796, October 24, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Dead Jesus serves me
Holy browneye deliver
a WIN unto me!
Haiku # 4795, October 24, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles
Haiku # 4794, October 24, 2000 2:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
apr
Haiku # 4793, October 23, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by ash
like thick rope, half-hard
tunneling down the pantleg;
longing for Sheena
Haiku # 4792, October 23, 2000 10:56 pm ET
by pigdog
....and then i eat you
lie down and i do the rest
.lips between your thighs
Haiku # 4791, October 23, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by ronin@torridsexland
....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more
Haiku # 4790, October 23, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@palatesnook
...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?
Haiku # 4789, October 23, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ronin@loverslane
Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!
Haiku # 4788, October 23, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ronin@veryhornyland
i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.
Haiku # 4787, October 23, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by sheena
the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?
Haiku # 4786, October 23, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by sheena
hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?
Haiku # 4785, October 23, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by sheena
Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!
Haiku # 4784, October 23, 2000 12:48 pm ET
by anonyMoose
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