Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

he said we were "loud"
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch

Haiku # 4813, October 25, 2000 10:09 am ET
by soma of CA
this thing we call life
with its twisting and turning
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4812, October 25, 2000 10:05 am ET
by soma of ca
wanted to know why
after i had that number
because of some ex
Haiku # 4811, October 25, 2000 5:47 am ET
by ash
pharmaceuticals
can be way too much at all
or never enough
Haiku # 4810, October 25, 2000 5:38 am ET
by ash
i am freaking out
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home
Haiku # 4809, October 25, 2000 1:55 am ET
by suzanne of CA
hello world i love
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know
Haiku # 4808, October 25, 2000 1:53 am ET
by Tori of ca
I am not bitter.
I thought I was over it.
Fucking ICQ.
Haiku # 4807, October 24, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Glad she is happy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.
Haiku # 4806, October 24, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by frenchy
None of the above.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.
Haiku # 4805, October 24, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by frenchy
Kidneys, intestines?
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.
Haiku # 4804, October 24, 2000 3:16 pm ET
by frenchy
Heart was not enough.
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?
Haiku # 4803, October 24, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by frenchy
police freak me out
they found my guns and my drugs
i wont die alone
Haiku # 4802, October 24, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
Minding my business.
"Uh-oh"... Up pops ICQ
instant message... shit.
Haiku # 4801, October 24, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by frenchy
dont shit where you eat
you do not want parasites
and it smells real bad
Haiku # 4800, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by soma of ca
I thought she was gone.
Tore out my heart and then laughed.
Can't call her "heart-less"
Haiku # 4799, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by frenchy
these haikus are bad
lacking creativity
myself considered
Haiku # 4798, October 24, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by soma of CA
I'm a millionaire.
sheena, sisters, look at me!
Not my bank account.
Haiku # 4797, October 24, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by frenchy
your favorite meal
easily turns into least
barfing Sunday morn
Haiku # 4796, October 24, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Dead Jesus serves me
Holy browneye deliver
a WIN unto me!
Haiku # 4795, October 24, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles
Haiku # 4794, October 24, 2000 2:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
apr
Haiku # 4793, October 23, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by ash
like thick rope, half-hard
tunneling down the pantleg;
longing for Sheena
Haiku # 4792, October 23, 2000 10:56 pm ET
by pigdog
....and then i eat you
lie down and i do the rest
.lips between your thighs
Haiku # 4791, October 23, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by ronin@torridsexland
....i cook Asian food
the better for you to eat
...and then maybe more
Haiku # 4790, October 23, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@palatesnook
...ash is just too old
he is past retirement age
..why not date with me?
Haiku # 4789, October 23, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ronin@loverslane
Sheena and Frenchy:
Your poems soothe my restless id;
Simply...erotic!
Haiku # 4788, October 23, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ronin@veryhornyland
i'm the reason why
romance novels sell so well
it's not brain damage.
Haiku # 4787, October 23, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by sheena
the job market sucks
almost as bad as dating
i get such rejects!

why can't life just be
a little bit easier?
a little more fun...

my sisters tell me
"just marry a millionaire"
should i laugh or cry?
Haiku # 4786, October 23, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by sheena
hey ash, invite me
over for dinner sometime
i hear you can cook???!?
Haiku # 4785, October 23, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by sheena
Stop Fucking so much!!!!!
Too many people on this
planet! fuck elsewhere!
Haiku # 4784, October 23, 2000 12:48 pm ET
by anonyMoose
just saw a couple
of haiku, up here on the
highway, hitching north!
Haiku # 4783, October 23, 2000 12:02 pm ET
by haikuin racoon
Carl Barks, 99
Has left for Quackly Heaven
Scrooge McDuck weeping
Haiku # 4782, October 23, 2000 10:17 am ET
by Erik Svane of Paris
See dogs in Action!
We hope anytime! Dude man!
Funny Japanese.

Haiku # 4781, October 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by frenchy
..."SimplY...exquisite!"
that is what i really meant
......pardon my error
Haiku # 4780, October 23, 2000 7:35 am ET
by ronin@dpoet'scorner
Mount Madonna Ma:
Your poems soothe my restless soul;
Simpl...exquisite!
Haiku # 4779, October 23, 2000 7:29 am ET
by ronin@cornland-hah!
how ya doin Kim
still at it with SNM
toking dragonballs

Haiku # 4778, October 23, 2000 7:24 am ET
by ronin@jlopezland
the margin's a mess
used to be automatic
it's stuck to the left
Haiku # 4777, October 23, 2000 7:20 am ET
by ronin@nowhereland
..my rod in her mouth
lock-jawed anticipation
..come swallow my cum
Haiku # 4776, October 23, 2000 7:17 am ET
by ronin@canopiedvale
my wet tongue probing
.ever so passionately
...incessantly hot
Haiku # 4775, October 23, 2000 7:12 am ET
by ronin@comacinemasters'
i want wet cunts bad
young, fresh, tender and juicy
the kind Hol'wood sucks
Haiku # 4774, October 23, 2000 7:08 am ET
by ronin@dnorthernlodge
Hey Mount Madonna
This site is uncensored... Are
Haiku's vanishing?
Haiku # 4773, October 22, 2000 11:13 pm ET
by janis
goodnight internet
you have not satisfied me
no more bad web porn
Haiku # 4772, October 22, 2000 8:33 pm ET
by soma of ca
cannot find my bong
incapable of dealing
I am going nutz
Haiku # 4771, October 22, 2000 8:30 pm ET
by soma of ca
jesus died for you
but that doesn't affect me
keep it to yourself
Haiku # 4770, October 22, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of CA
sudden sinus storm
brisk heavy nasal downpour
thunderous sneezes
Haiku # 4769, October 22, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by ash
funny how my haiku
evaporates from this site
disappearing ink
Haiku # 4768, October 22, 2000 5:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she told me it was
a crush and drag injury
i could see it then
Haiku # 4767, October 22, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
time for the big spoon
pumpkin slime slicker than snot
excised precisely
Haiku # 4766, October 22, 2000 5:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Haiku # 4765, October 22, 2000 10:48 am ET
by soma
My life is haiku:
simple peotry,
that defines bad taste
Haiku # 4764, October 22, 2000 10:47 am ET
by soma of CA
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