Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

the girl is crying
as she stands in the doorway
overcome with fear
Haiku # 4863, October 30, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by kevin's girl
heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862, October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861, October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860, October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859, October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858, October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857, October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland
the storm brings the wind
.to blow the superficial
.not that which is true
Haiku # 4856, October 30, 2000 2:33 am ET
by ronin@manishouldstopguzzlingbeerallday
....order is superb
.but only to an extent
it takes life off life
Haiku # 4855, October 30, 2000 2:24 am ET
by ronin@swimstoaboatbuttowedtoStateninstead
.....to strike a balance
may be one's pragmatic goal
.and, thus, gain full life
Haiku # 4854, October 30, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@fallsanddrownsin the damnriver
.....chaos and order
both faces of the same coin
...neither good or bad
Haiku # 4853, October 30, 2000 2:14 am ET
by ronin@Hudson
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
Haiku # 4852, October 30, 2000 2:08 am ET
by ronin@7th Av
....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
Haiku # 4851, October 30, 2000 2:02 am ET
by ronin@42ndSt
so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
Haiku # 4850, October 30, 2000 1:31 am ET
by anonyMoose
I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
Haiku # 4849, October 29, 2000 8:31 am ET
by Guy Montag
i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
Haiku # 4848, October 28, 2000 11:44 am ET
by soma of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
Haiku # 4847, October 28, 2000 11:41 am ET
by soma of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
Haiku # 4846, October 28, 2000 1:02 am ET
by ash
tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
Haiku # 4845, October 27, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
Haiku # 4844, October 27, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843, October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842, October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage
Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Haiku # 4841, October 27, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Haiku # 4840, October 27, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 4839, October 27, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
Haiku # 4838, October 26, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 4837, October 26, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Can't wait to wake up.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
Haiku # 4836, October 26, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by frenchy
I always knew it.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
Haiku # 4835, October 26, 2000 2:02 pm ET
by frenchy
Soulmate. What a joke.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
Haiku # 4834, October 26, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by frenchy
thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
Haiku # 4833, October 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by frenchy
this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
Haiku # 4832, October 26, 2000 8:08 am ET
by soma of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
Haiku # 4831, October 26, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
Haiku # 4830, October 26, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 4829, October 25, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by Beorn
love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
Haiku # 4828, October 25, 2000 10:34 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Haiku # 4827, October 25, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
Haiku # 4826, October 25, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by soma of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
Haiku # 4825, October 25, 2000 10:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
Haiku # 4824, October 25, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Beorn of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Haiku # 4823, October 25, 2000 9:32 pm ET
by sea dog of some where in the islands
hello dear reader
it is you that i address
just because i can
Haiku # 4822, October 25, 2000 6:59 pm ET
by soma
people are insane
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
Haiku # 4821, October 25, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by soma
this is a haiku
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
Haiku # 4820, October 25, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by soma
frenchy, sympathies
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
Haiku # 4819, October 25, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
not to mention y'all
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
Haiku # 4818, October 25, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, my good gawd
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
Haiku # 4817, October 25, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by sheena
soak up the good times
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
Haiku # 4816, October 25, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by haikuin' racoon
Staring thru a glass
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
Haiku # 4815, October 25, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Kackarott
I dont understand
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty

Haiku # 4814, October 25, 2000 10:11 am ET
by soma of ca