Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862, October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861, October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860, October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859, October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858, October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857, October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland
the storm brings the wind
.to blow the superficial
.not that which is true
Haiku # 4856, October 30, 2000 2:33 am ET
by ronin@manishouldstopguzzlingbeerallday
....order is superb
.but only to an extent
it takes life off life
Haiku # 4855, October 30, 2000 2:24 am ET
by ronin@swimstoaboatbuttowedtoStateninstead
.....to strike a balance
may be one's pragmatic goal
.and, thus, gain full life
Haiku # 4854, October 30, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@fallsanddrownsin the damnriver
.....chaos and order
both faces of the same coin
...neither good or bad
Haiku # 4853, October 30, 2000 2:14 am ET
by ronin@Hudson
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
Haiku # 4852, October 30, 2000 2:08 am ET
by ronin@7th Av
....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
Haiku # 4851, October 30, 2000 2:02 am ET
by ronin@42ndSt
so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
Haiku # 4850, October 30, 2000 1:31 am ET
by anonyMoose
I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
Haiku # 4849, October 29, 2000 8:31 am ET
by Guy Montag
i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
Haiku # 4848, October 28, 2000 11:44 am ET
by soma of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
Haiku # 4847, October 28, 2000 11:41 am ET
by soma of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
Haiku # 4846, October 28, 2000 1:02 am ET
by ash
tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
Haiku # 4845, October 27, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
Haiku # 4844, October 27, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843, October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842, October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage
Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Haiku # 4841, October 27, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Haiku # 4840, October 27, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 4839, October 27, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
Haiku # 4838, October 26, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 4837, October 26, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Can't wait to wake up.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
Haiku # 4836, October 26, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by frenchy
I always knew it.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
Haiku # 4835, October 26, 2000 2:02 pm ET
by frenchy
Soulmate. What a joke.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
Haiku # 4834, October 26, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by frenchy
thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
Haiku # 4833, October 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by frenchy
this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
Haiku # 4832, October 26, 2000 8:08 am ET
by soma of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
Haiku # 4831, October 26, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
Haiku # 4830, October 26, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 4829, October 25, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by Beorn
love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
Haiku # 4828, October 25, 2000 10:34 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Haiku # 4827, October 25, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
Haiku # 4826, October 25, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by soma of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
Haiku # 4825, October 25, 2000 10:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
Haiku # 4824, October 25, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Beorn of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Haiku # 4823, October 25, 2000 9:32 pm ET
by sea dog of some where in the islands
hello dear reader
it is you that i address
just because i can
Haiku # 4822, October 25, 2000 6:59 pm ET
by soma
people are insane
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
Haiku # 4821, October 25, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by soma
this is a haiku
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
Haiku # 4820, October 25, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by soma
frenchy, sympathies
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
Haiku # 4819, October 25, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
not to mention y'all
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
Haiku # 4818, October 25, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, my good gawd
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
Haiku # 4817, October 25, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by sheena
soak up the good times
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
Haiku # 4816, October 25, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by haikuin' racoon
Staring thru a glass
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
Haiku # 4815, October 25, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Kackarott
I dont understand
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty

Haiku # 4814, October 25, 2000 10:11 am ET
by soma of ca
he said we were "loud"
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch

Haiku # 4813, October 25, 2000 10:09 am ET
by soma of CA