Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843, October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842, October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage
Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Haiku # 4841, October 27, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Haiku # 4840, October 27, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 4839, October 27, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
Haiku # 4838, October 26, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 4837, October 26, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Can't wait to wake up.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
Haiku # 4836, October 26, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by frenchy
I always knew it.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
Haiku # 4835, October 26, 2000 2:02 pm ET
by frenchy
Soulmate. What a joke.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
Haiku # 4834, October 26, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by frenchy
thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
Haiku # 4833, October 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by frenchy
this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
Haiku # 4832, October 26, 2000 8:08 am ET
by soma of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
Haiku # 4831, October 26, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
Haiku # 4830, October 26, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 4829, October 25, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by Beorn
love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
Haiku # 4828, October 25, 2000 10:34 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Haiku # 4827, October 25, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
Haiku # 4826, October 25, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by soma of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
Haiku # 4825, October 25, 2000 10:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
Haiku # 4824, October 25, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Beorn of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Haiku # 4823, October 25, 2000 9:32 pm ET
by sea dog of some where in the islands
hello dear reader
it is you that i address
just because i can
Haiku # 4822, October 25, 2000 6:59 pm ET
by soma
people are insane
unpredictably crazy
that goes for you to
Haiku # 4821, October 25, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by soma
this is a haiku
it seems your still reading it
thank god its over
Haiku # 4820, October 25, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by soma
frenchy, sympathies
yes, icq really sucks
like everything else.....
Haiku # 4819, October 25, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by sheena
not to mention y'all
ravening, slobbering wolves
chill, be serious.
Haiku # 4818, October 25, 2000 4:00 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, my good gawd
ease up, you're out of control
try to get a grip!
Haiku # 4817, October 25, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by sheena
soak up the good times
store them like bears store fat
the winter cycle
Haiku # 4816, October 25, 2000 2:52 pm ET
by haikuin' racoon
Staring thru a glass
Makes her look even fatter
Twinkies equal NO!
Haiku # 4815, October 25, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Kackarott
I dont understand
what the hell happened last night
I think I'm guilty

Haiku # 4814, October 25, 2000 10:11 am ET
by soma of ca
he said we were "loud"
too much laughing and drinking
fuck that neighbor bitch

Haiku # 4813, October 25, 2000 10:09 am ET
by soma of CA
this thing we call life
with its twisting and turning
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4812, October 25, 2000 10:05 am ET
by soma of ca
wanted to know why
after i had that number
because of some ex
Haiku # 4811, October 25, 2000 5:47 am ET
by ash
pharmaceuticals
can be way too much at all
or never enough
Haiku # 4810, October 25, 2000 5:38 am ET
by ash
i am freaking out
because i don't know what's up
can't find my way home
Haiku # 4809, October 25, 2000 1:55 am ET
by suzanne of CA
hello world i love
its time to play in the wind
because i don't know
Haiku # 4808, October 25, 2000 1:53 am ET
by Tori of ca
I am not bitter.
I thought I was over it.
Fucking ICQ.
Haiku # 4807, October 24, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Glad she is happy.
I really fucking mean it.
Shit. More therapy.
Haiku # 4806, October 24, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by frenchy
None of the above.
She wanted to rub my face
in her happy life.
Haiku # 4805, October 24, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by frenchy
Kidneys, intestines?
What could she possibly want?
I hate ICQ.
Haiku # 4804, October 24, 2000 3:16 pm ET
by frenchy
Heart was not enough.
She wanted to rip out more.
Want my liver too?
Haiku # 4803, October 24, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by frenchy
police freak me out
they found my guns and my drugs
i wont die alone
Haiku # 4802, October 24, 2000 3:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
Minding my business.
"Uh-oh"... Up pops ICQ
instant message... shit.
Haiku # 4801, October 24, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by frenchy
dont shit where you eat
you do not want parasites
and it smells real bad
Haiku # 4800, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by soma of ca
I thought she was gone.
Tore out my heart and then laughed.
Can't call her "heart-less"
Haiku # 4799, October 24, 2000 2:53 pm ET
by frenchy
these haikus are bad
lacking creativity
myself considered
Haiku # 4798, October 24, 2000 2:51 pm ET
by soma of CA
I'm a millionaire.
sheena, sisters, look at me!
Not my bank account.
Haiku # 4797, October 24, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by frenchy
your favorite meal
easily turns into least
barfing Sunday morn
Haiku # 4796, October 24, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Dead Jesus serves me
Holy browneye deliver
a WIN unto me!
Haiku # 4795, October 24, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
So many boxes
My life compartmentalised
But with no handles
Haiku # 4794, October 24, 2000 2:22 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
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