Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
thin sleet on the wind
as it whines in off the sea
i shiver, walk on.
Haiku # 4872 October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
whoops, forgot my name
as if anybody cared
the world is so cold
Haiku # 4871 October 30, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ash:

radio active
can you sing? bad pun, i know
karaoke sucks
Haiku # 4870 October 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ronin, I wonder
Maybe you are a homo?
not disappointed??
Haiku # 4869 October 30, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by frenchy
I grab all the stars
I grind them into dust and
run around the sun
Haiku # 4868 October 30, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by blistering heat
i could pick you up
and make a meal of your heart
if i wanted to
Haiku # 4867 October 30, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by blistering heat
ronin my lad
you don't have to be sober
to die from your words
Haiku # 4866 October 30, 2000 1:50 pm ET
by blistering heat
the candle dancing
we lie tangled together
and laugh about fate
Haiku # 4865 October 30, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by kevin's girl
she breathes in his ear
make me surrender own me
so i can love you
Haiku # 4864 October 30, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by kevin's girl
the girl is crying
as she stands in the doorway
overcome with fear
Haiku # 4863 October 30, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by kevin's girl
heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862 October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861 October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860 October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859 October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858 October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857 October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland
the storm brings the wind
.to blow the superficial
.not that which is true
Haiku # 4856 October 30, 2000 2:33 am ET
by ronin@manishouldstopguzzlingbeerallday
....order is superb
.but only to an extent
it takes life off life
Haiku # 4855 October 30, 2000 2:24 am ET
by ronin@swimstoaboatbuttowedtoStateninstead
.....to strike a balance
may be one's pragmatic goal
.and, thus, gain full life
Haiku # 4854 October 30, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@fallsanddrownsin the damnriver
.....chaos and order
both faces of the same coin
...neither good or bad
Haiku # 4853 October 30, 2000 2:14 am ET
by ronin@Hudson
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
Haiku # 4852 October 30, 2000 2:08 am ET
by ronin@7th Av
....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
Haiku # 4851 October 30, 2000 2:02 am ET
by ronin@42ndSt
so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
Haiku # 4850 October 30, 2000 1:31 am ET
by anonyMoose
I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
Haiku # 4849 October 29, 2000 8:31 am ET
by Guy Montag
i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
Haiku # 4848 October 28, 2000 11:44 am ET
by soma of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
Haiku # 4847 October 28, 2000 11:41 am ET
by soma of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
Haiku # 4846 October 28, 2000 1:02 am ET
by ash
tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
Haiku # 4845 October 27, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
Haiku # 4844 October 27, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843 October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842 October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage
Didn't really say good bye.
Lots of things didn't get said.
Best left unspoken.
Haiku # 4841 October 27, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by frenchy
Just like that she left.
Came back to say she's leaving.
Thanks for the update.
Haiku # 4840 October 27, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 4839 October 27, 2000 5:33 am ET
by frenchy
Earlier i stopped
To give you some fresh apples
You were not at home
Haiku # 4838 October 26, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt County CA
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 4837 October 26, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by frenchy
Can't wait to wake up.
This nightmare has got to end.
Somebody wake me.
Haiku # 4836 October 26, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by frenchy
I always knew it.
It was too good to be true.
Damn it. Right again.
Haiku # 4835 October 26, 2000 2:02 pm ET
by frenchy
Soulmate. What a joke.
Forever came to an end.
Empty promises.
Haiku # 4834 October 26, 2000 1:59 pm ET
by frenchy
thought it was over
nothing really ever ends
back to sleepless night.
Haiku # 4833 October 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by frenchy
this is how it is
just visiting this planet
on my way somewhere
Haiku # 4832 October 26, 2000 8:08 am ET
by soma of USA
as if you really know
that which is not right or wrong
nice try you asshole
Haiku # 4831 October 26, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good morning cruel world
today hasn't happened yet
so hand me the bong
Haiku # 4830 October 26, 2000 8:03 am ET
by soma of ca
well you should know best
first best judge yourself before
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 4829 October 25, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by Beorn
love cannot be found
through fiberoptic wires
only at walmart
Haiku # 4828 October 25, 2000 10:34 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
To grope this young girl
Only this hole in the wall
When I yearn for flesh
Haiku # 4827 October 25, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by Beorn of Humboldt CA
beorn knows his pills
he got it from the master
that freak which is me
Haiku # 4826 October 25, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by soma of ca
not sure where i am
i cant laugh and i cant cry
simply insipid
Haiku # 4825 October 25, 2000 10:01 pm ET
by soma of ca
cant write this moment
theres evil in vicodin
my liver is steel
Haiku # 4824 October 25, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Beorn of humboldt ca
The bed warm and soft
Her body glistens in the sun
Imagination
Haiku # 4823 October 25, 2000 9:32 pm ET
by sea dog of some where in the islands