Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

Ronin, I think
we might both be lesbians?
I love naked chicks.
Haiku # 4891, October 31, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by frenchy
Throwing rocks at tanks.
Almost in the Jetson's age.
Can't they do better?
Haiku # 4890, October 31, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by frenchy
having a bad day
zombies want to eat my brains
yep halloween sucks
Haiku # 4889, October 31, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Micah
It imitates life
Twentieth Century Fox
Makes me feel ugly
Haiku # 4888, October 30, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Lars Iversen of Humboldt Ca
.wait...umm, er...okay
.maybe i am a bit harsh
the world is theirs, too
Haiku # 4887, October 30, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ronin@stillhastocatchagrillpartywithmalefriends
homos are for pricks
who have lost their sense of being
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4886, October 30, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by ronin_gaijin@usa.net(or was it netadd)
........cacophonical
luscious sounds come to my ear
......tranquilizing moi
Haiku # 4885, October 30, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by ronin@momma'sboy
.ahh...women, who can ever
hope to configure them all:
.....unreachable stars!
Haiku # 4884, October 30, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by ronin@wishingforalattebuthisbudgetconstrainshim
.."neither good Nor bad"
that was what i meant to say
....satisfied, monsieur
Haiku # 4883, October 30, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by ronin@goofingatthemall
the same words spoken
at the same time eyes meet spark
and the world stands still
Haiku # 4882, October 30, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by kevin's girl
tongue tracing contours
slides so slowly saliva
creates chilling paths
Haiku # 4881, October 30, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by kevin's girl
mountian silhouette
backlit by pale morning sun
valley rests in black
Haiku # 4880, October 30, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
poisoned lesbians
thrash about kicking up dust
frenchy is watching
Haiku # 4879, October 30, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cold world spins through space
the pin light stars do little
to illuminate it
Haiku # 4878, October 30, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
wind whips her wet hair
against pink cheeks and red lips
swollen, strangely warm
Haiku # 4877, October 30, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
mO'mama even
Haiku # 4876, October 30, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by sheena
mamama, how's tricks?
you glow like you been on vac.
no, whoops, that's poison
Haiku # 4875, October 30, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy, gotta laugh
no wonder he liked our stuff
he thought- lesbians!
Haiku # 4874, October 30, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by sheena
crafted from torment
the shield around my heart is
radioactive
Haiku # 4873, October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin sleet on the wind
as it whines in off the sea
i shiver, walk on.
Haiku # 4872, October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
whoops, forgot my name
as if anybody cared
the world is so cold
Haiku # 4871, October 30, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ash:

radio active
can you sing? bad pun, i know
karaoke sucks
Haiku # 4870, October 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ronin, I wonder
Maybe you are a homo?
not disappointed??
Haiku # 4869, October 30, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by frenchy
I grab all the stars
I grind them into dust and
run around the sun
Haiku # 4868, October 30, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by blistering heat
i could pick you up
and make a meal of your heart
if i wanted to
Haiku # 4867, October 30, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by blistering heat
ronin my lad
you don't have to be sober
to die from your words
Haiku # 4866, October 30, 2000 1:50 pm ET
by blistering heat
the candle dancing
we lie tangled together
and laugh about fate
Haiku # 4865, October 30, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by kevin's girl
she breathes in his ear
make me surrender own me
so i can love you
Haiku # 4864, October 30, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by kevin's girl
the girl is crying
as she stands in the doorway
overcome with fear
Haiku # 4863, October 30, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by kevin's girl
heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862, October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861, October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860, October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859, October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858, October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857, October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland
the storm brings the wind
.to blow the superficial
.not that which is true
Haiku # 4856, October 30, 2000 2:33 am ET
by ronin@manishouldstopguzzlingbeerallday
....order is superb
.but only to an extent
it takes life off life
Haiku # 4855, October 30, 2000 2:24 am ET
by ronin@swimstoaboatbuttowedtoStateninstead
.....to strike a balance
may be one's pragmatic goal
.and, thus, gain full life
Haiku # 4854, October 30, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@fallsanddrownsin the damnriver
.....chaos and order
both faces of the same coin
...neither good or bad
Haiku # 4853, October 30, 2000 2:14 am ET
by ronin@Hudson
...a world without light
but as light is part of day
....so is darkness, too
Haiku # 4852, October 30, 2000 2:08 am ET
by ronin@7th Av
....comprehend not
the state of depravity
to which i just plunged
Haiku # 4851, October 30, 2000 2:02 am ET
by ronin@42ndSt
so guy as I thought
you ARE an alien
no anal probes please
Haiku # 4850, October 30, 2000 1:31 am ET
by anonyMoose
I hope you all have
good fun copy/pasting this
into notepad... HUK
Haiku # 4849, October 29, 2000 8:31 am ET
by Guy Montag
i like budwieser
it remindes me of the sea
or drowning in it
Haiku # 4848, October 28, 2000 11:44 am ET
by soma of this place
those apples were good
tasting of valley sunshine
we ought to make pies
Haiku # 4847, October 28, 2000 11:41 am ET
by soma of planet earth
didn't want a life
economic decision
bought half-life instead
Haiku # 4846, October 28, 2000 1:02 am ET
by ash
tongue tendinitis,
punctures from previously
smooth stubble fields
Haiku # 4845, October 27, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
damn, rugburns on knees,
and dangerous pussy-farts,
and spraining the neck!
Haiku # 4844, October 27, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
the only thing wrong
with oral sex, is the view
oh, and hair in teeth.
Haiku # 4843, October 27, 2000 10:31 pm ET
by Chu Manchu
heartache, betrayal,
the agony of living;
don't betray yourself
Haiku # 4842, October 27, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by homage