Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
not sure what to think
confusion overtakes me
is this all there is?
Haiku # 4906 November 1, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by soma of way out there...
that which is not this
can only be something else
it's not apparent
Haiku # 4905 November 1, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by soma of ..in a galaxy far far away
it's just a nickname
that stuck a long time ago
nothing more than that.
Haiku # 4904 November 1, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by frenchy
sisters don't have to
wear ugly clothing, i know
mine borrow my stuff
Haiku # 4903 November 1, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by sheena
ex-nun halfway house-
do they teach them to swear, smoke
or just kick the habit?
Haiku # 4902 November 1, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
Not Phobic, or Anything:

if anyone cares
i'd just like to state clearly
lezz thing was a Joke
Haiku # 4901 November 1, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i am shocked! Shocked!
YOU erred in calculation?
next time don't judge us.
Haiku # 4900 November 1, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
french, nobody said
you had to call yourself that
why pick a bad tag?
Haiku # 4899 November 1, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
Go to my website
punkskamusic dot net
Great haiku isn't it?
Haiku # 4898 November 1, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by Ho
bad haiku counting
my syllables excessive
the shame of it all
Haiku # 4897 November 1, 2000 5:20 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they give them to newer nuns
after some mending
Haiku # 4896 November 1, 2000 4:58 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they just get lost
within the coverup


Haiku # 4895 October 31, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's been a week now.
Old wounds scab over again.
Hope she's happy now.
Haiku # 4894 October 31, 2000 3:13 pm ET
by frenchy
The plane did not crash.
It flew into granite clouds.
Just got disappeared.
Haiku # 4893 October 31, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, the world sucks.
When your only true love leaves,
and your nickname sucks.
Haiku # 4892 October 31, 2000 3:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Ronin, I think
we might both be lesbians?
I love naked chicks.
Haiku # 4891 October 31, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by frenchy
Throwing rocks at tanks.
Almost in the Jetson's age.
Can't they do better?
Haiku # 4890 October 31, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by frenchy
having a bad day
zombies want to eat my brains
yep halloween sucks
Haiku # 4889 October 31, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Micah
It imitates life
Twentieth Century Fox
Makes me feel ugly
Haiku # 4888 October 30, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Lars Iversen of Humboldt Ca
.wait...umm, er...okay
.maybe i am a bit harsh
the world is theirs, too
Haiku # 4887 October 30, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ronin@stillhastocatchagrillpartywithmalefriends
homos are for pricks
who have lost their sense of being
neither here nor there
Haiku # 4886 October 30, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by ronin_gaijin@usa.net(or was it netadd)
........cacophonical
luscious sounds come to my ear
......tranquilizing moi
Haiku # 4885 October 30, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by ronin@momma'sboy
.ahh...women, who can ever
hope to configure them all:
.....unreachable stars!
Haiku # 4884 October 30, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by ronin@wishingforalattebuthisbudgetconstrainshim
.."neither good Nor bad"
that was what i meant to say
....satisfied, monsieur
Haiku # 4883 October 30, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by ronin@goofingatthemall
the same words spoken
at the same time eyes meet spark
and the world stands still
Haiku # 4882 October 30, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by kevin's girl
tongue tracing contours
slides so slowly saliva
creates chilling paths
Haiku # 4881 October 30, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by kevin's girl
mountian silhouette
backlit by pale morning sun
valley rests in black
Haiku # 4880 October 30, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
poisoned lesbians
thrash about kicking up dust
frenchy is watching
Haiku # 4879 October 30, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cold world spins through space
the pin light stars do little
to illuminate it
Haiku # 4878 October 30, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
wind whips her wet hair
against pink cheeks and red lips
swollen, strangely warm
Haiku # 4877 October 30, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
mO'mama even
Haiku # 4876 October 30, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by sheena
mamama, how's tricks?
you glow like you been on vac.
no, whoops, that's poison
Haiku # 4875 October 30, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
frenchy, gotta laugh
no wonder he liked our stuff
he thought- lesbians!
Haiku # 4874 October 30, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by sheena
crafted from torment
the shield around my heart is
radioactive
Haiku # 4873 October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin sleet on the wind
as it whines in off the sea
i shiver, walk on.
Haiku # 4872 October 30, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
whoops, forgot my name
as if anybody cared
the world is so cold
Haiku # 4871 October 30, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ash:

radio active
can you sing? bad pun, i know
karaoke sucks
Haiku # 4870 October 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ronin, I wonder
Maybe you are a homo?
not disappointed??
Haiku # 4869 October 30, 2000 3:37 pm ET
by frenchy
I grab all the stars
I grind them into dust and
run around the sun
Haiku # 4868 October 30, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by blistering heat
i could pick you up
and make a meal of your heart
if i wanted to
Haiku # 4867 October 30, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by blistering heat
ronin my lad
you don't have to be sober
to die from your words
Haiku # 4866 October 30, 2000 1:50 pm ET
by blistering heat
the candle dancing
we lie tangled together
and laugh about fate
Haiku # 4865 October 30, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by kevin's girl
she breathes in his ear
make me surrender own me
so i can love you
Haiku # 4864 October 30, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by kevin's girl
the girl is crying
as she stands in the doorway
overcome with fear
Haiku # 4863 October 30, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by kevin's girl
heaved back or huddled
her shoulders translate for her
save me from my sins
Haiku # 4862 October 30, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by kevin's girl
Giant needs comfort
The big Sumo must get up
Too fat for my lap
Haiku # 4861 October 30, 2000 12:56 pm ET
by Bert of Midwest
his touch on her back
so familiar, her skin knows
the scars he carries
Haiku # 4860 October 30, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fog condensing on
a strand of hair forms a tear
grieving summers lost
Haiku # 4859 October 30, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hickory nut hulls lay
abandoned in perfect thirds
amidst mulch slick leaves
Haiku # 4858 October 30, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
....damn you frenchy dude
i thought you was a nice girl
...what kind of name's that
Haiku # 4857 October 30, 2000 2:37 am ET
by ronin@soberland