Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956 November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955 November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954 November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953 November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952 November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
concieving this mess
thinking about not thinking
i thunk all my thoughts
Haiku # 4951 November 4, 2000 12:58 pm ET
by soma of over at that place by the tree
..hurricane storm, fuck
blew away my damn garden
..dead frog at the door
Haiku # 4950 November 4, 2000 2:25 am ET
by ronin
....the aha moment
revealing nature's esse
..or an event's ahhh
Haiku # 4949 November 4, 2000 2:21 am ET
by ronin@playinschoolteachermyman
....juxtaposition
kidare and the kijo
are haiku's essence
Haiku # 4948 November 4, 2000 2:18 am ET
by ronin@backtoserioushaiku,folks.take notesheena
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4947 November 4, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4946 November 4, 2000 2:15 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
......you okay, mama?
need some time to be alone?
...you can always call...
Haiku # 4945 November 4, 2000 1:35 am ET
by ronin@abitperturbed
..cud it realy b
ernst unity n ash
...r 1 n d sam?
Haiku # 4944 November 4, 2000 1:27 am ET
by ronin@textingcapital
microscopic sex
Is what I am looking for
You masqueraders!
Haiku # 4943 November 4, 2000 1:21 am ET
by rd renste yutin of www.egoticsei.omc/ospyhyado0002
you anemonae
It was I who loved you most
So how about that?
Haiku # 4942 November 4, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
....sorry, frenchy babe
the closest i come to chicks
...are my big round eggs
Haiku # 4941 November 4, 2000 1:11 am ET
by ronin@heee'sbaaack!
Ah ha ha haha
I will bite my thumb at you
silly italian
Haiku # 4940 November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
one more erratum
"ARE both faces of the same coin"
as if it matters
Haiku # 4939 November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by ronin@feelingperfectmood
..."(you) comprehend not"
the silent "you" was built-in
........conjugational
Haiku # 4938 November 4, 2000 1:04 am ET
by ronin@runningfarfarawayfromyoda
let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937 November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
Identify me
you visionary poet
you know what I mean
Haiku # 4936 November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
.Oh, dear God, it's you
Anybody but you, please
..G-Good God, not you!
Haiku # 4935 November 4, 2000 12:59 am ET
by ronin@thecoffeeshopwithhislatte!
Visit my kitchen
And you will burn yourself bad
Nebucanezzar!
Haiku # 4934 November 4, 2000 12:56 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
We did so much dope
we made a left turn on mars
but we still got there
Haiku # 4933 November 4, 2000 12:49 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I was gone too long
But I know you all love me
So let's get naked
Haiku # 4932 November 4, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Here I am again
To freak you right the f out
Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 4931 November 4, 2000 12:26 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
dead ant. dead dead ant.
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead ant.
dead dead ant. dead end.
Haiku # 4930 November 3, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by antwerp
when i was younger
wasn't very long ago
and remains that way
Haiku # 4929 November 3, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by ash
redeemed my voucher
procrastinating libran
now, what shall i buy?
Haiku # 4928 November 3, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by ash
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927 November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926 November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925 November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924 November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923 November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4922 November 2, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by whatthe?
brilliant november:

shake me like a tree
you bright wind, rustle my leaves
make me sway and wake
Haiku # 4921 November 2, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by sheena@school
if i could let it
my autobiography
would read fuck it all
Haiku # 4920 November 2, 2000 12:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lust and haiku
are the only things that help
ease this endless pain
Haiku # 4919 November 2, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i can't even read
my heart is so fuckin' broke
nowhere to run to
Haiku # 4918 November 2, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
correctly aligned
margins and motivations
the right thing kills me
Haiku # 4917 November 2, 2000 12:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
limp his hand and arm
lay forgotten at his side
no choice to his gaze
Haiku # 4916 November 2, 2000 12:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scuffed shoe kicks again
and again against old bones
the dust is rising
Haiku # 4915 November 2, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Helping Abe escape
Has become the focus of
All my leisure time
Haiku # 4914 November 2, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Janis
i see the future
it glistens like pure water
reflecting people
Haiku # 4913 November 2, 2000 12:30 am ET
by soma of ..somewhere i shouldn't go
i here the bytes flow
through beorn and anika
sounding like beauty
Haiku # 4912 November 2, 2000 12:26 am ET
by soma of humboldt co.
this is the haiku
that i promised to write you
i hope you like it
Haiku # 4911 November 2, 2000 12:11 am ET
by anika of ca
haiku, i like you
flow from me as poetry
dripping from the web
Haiku # 4910 November 1, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by ash
old habits die hard
judge not the cut of my cloth
nuns the worse for wear
Haiku # 4909 November 1, 2000 7:50 pm ET
by ash
someone else's line
repetition was to blame
brought me to account
Haiku # 4908 November 1, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by ash
cops make me vomit
to serve and protect, my ass
they are all sell-outs
Haiku # 4907 November 1, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by soma of somewhere