Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
Identify me
you visionary poet
you know what I mean
Haiku # 4936, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
.Oh, dear God, it's you
Anybody but you, please
..G-Good God, not you!
Haiku # 4935, November 4, 2000 12:59 am ET
by ronin@thecoffeeshopwithhislatte!
Visit my kitchen
And you will burn yourself bad
Nebucanezzar!
Haiku # 4934, November 4, 2000 12:56 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
We did so much dope
we made a left turn on mars
but we still got there
Haiku # 4933, November 4, 2000 12:49 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I was gone too long
But I know you all love me
So let's get naked
Haiku # 4932, November 4, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Here I am again
To freak you right the f out
Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 4931, November 4, 2000 12:26 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
dead ant. dead dead ant.
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead ant.
dead dead ant. dead end.
Haiku # 4930, November 3, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by antwerp
when i was younger
wasn't very long ago
and remains that way
Haiku # 4929, November 3, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by ash
redeemed my voucher
procrastinating libran
now, what shall i buy?
Haiku # 4928, November 3, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by ash
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927, November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926, November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925, November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924, November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923, November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4922, November 2, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by whatthe?
brilliant november:

shake me like a tree
you bright wind, rustle my leaves
make me sway and wake
Haiku # 4921, November 2, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by sheena@school
if i could let it
my autobiography
would read fuck it all
Haiku # 4920, November 2, 2000 12:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lust and haiku
are the only things that help
ease this endless pain
Haiku # 4919, November 2, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i can't even read
my heart is so fuckin' broke
nowhere to run to
Haiku # 4918, November 2, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
correctly aligned
margins and motivations
the right thing kills me
Haiku # 4917, November 2, 2000 12:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
limp his hand and arm
lay forgotten at his side
no choice to his gaze
Haiku # 4916, November 2, 2000 12:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scuffed shoe kicks again
and again against old bones
the dust is rising
Haiku # 4915, November 2, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Helping Abe escape
Has become the focus of
All my leisure time
Haiku # 4914, November 2, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Janis
i see the future
it glistens like pure water
reflecting people
Haiku # 4913, November 2, 2000 12:30 am ET
by soma of ..somewhere i shouldn't go
i here the bytes flow
through beorn and anika
sounding like beauty
Haiku # 4912, November 2, 2000 12:26 am ET
by soma of humboldt co.
this is the haiku
that i promised to write you
i hope you like it
Haiku # 4911, November 2, 2000 12:11 am ET
by anika of ca
haiku, i like you
flow from me as poetry
dripping from the web
Haiku # 4910, November 1, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by ash
old habits die hard
judge not the cut of my cloth
nuns the worse for wear
Haiku # 4909, November 1, 2000 7:50 pm ET
by ash
someone else's line
repetition was to blame
brought me to account
Haiku # 4908, November 1, 2000 7:48 pm ET
by ash
cops make me vomit
to serve and protect, my ass
they are all sell-outs
Haiku # 4907, November 1, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by soma of somewhere
not sure what to think
confusion overtakes me
is this all there is?
Haiku # 4906, November 1, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by soma of way out there...
that which is not this
can only be something else
it's not apparent
Haiku # 4905, November 1, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by soma of ..in a galaxy far far away
it's just a nickname
that stuck a long time ago
nothing more than that.
Haiku # 4904, November 1, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by frenchy
sisters don't have to
wear ugly clothing, i know
mine borrow my stuff
Haiku # 4903, November 1, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by sheena
ex-nun halfway house-
do they teach them to swear, smoke
or just kick the habit?
Haiku # 4902, November 1, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by sheena
Not Phobic, or Anything:

if anyone cares
i'd just like to state clearly
lezz thing was a Joke
Haiku # 4901, November 1, 2000 4:37 pm ET
by sheena
ash, i am shocked! Shocked!
YOU erred in calculation?
next time don't judge us.
Haiku # 4900, November 1, 2000 4:32 pm ET
by sheena
french, nobody said
you had to call yourself that
why pick a bad tag?
Haiku # 4899, November 1, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
Go to my website
punkskamusic dot net
Great haiku isn't it?
Haiku # 4898, November 1, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by Ho
bad haiku counting
my syllables excessive
the shame of it all
Haiku # 4897, November 1, 2000 5:20 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they give them to newer nuns
after some mending
Haiku # 4896, November 1, 2000 4:58 am ET
by ash
old habits never die
they just get lost
within the coverup


Haiku # 4895, October 31, 2000 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's been a week now.
Old wounds scab over again.
Hope she's happy now.
Haiku # 4894, October 31, 2000 3:13 pm ET
by frenchy
The plane did not crash.
It flew into granite clouds.
Just got disappeared.
Haiku # 4893, October 31, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by frenchy
Sheena, the world sucks.
When your only true love leaves,
and your nickname sucks.
Haiku # 4892, October 31, 2000 3:05 pm ET
by frenchy
Ronin, I think
we might both be lesbians?
I love naked chicks.
Haiku # 4891, October 31, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by frenchy
Throwing rocks at tanks.
Almost in the Jetson's age.
Can't they do better?
Haiku # 4890, October 31, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by frenchy
having a bad day
zombies want to eat my brains
yep halloween sucks
Haiku # 4889, October 31, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Micah
It imitates life
Twentieth Century Fox
Makes me feel ugly
Haiku # 4888, October 30, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Lars Iversen of Humboldt Ca
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