Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

i myself be one
yet i am not unity
he's somebody else
Haiku # 4961, November 5, 2000 5:49 am ET
by ash
safest of safe sex
tail with epic precautions
big contraceptives
Haiku # 4960, November 5, 2000 5:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4959, November 4, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by mark
i cannot be here
mixing and making word games
this must all be fake
Haiku # 4958, November 4, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by soma(optional) of somewhere(optional)
Gigantic afro
So impressive to behold
Worship my fluffy head
Haiku # 4957, November 4, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by Jen of http://www.pixelscapes.com
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956, November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955, November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954, November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953, November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952, November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
concieving this mess
thinking about not thinking
i thunk all my thoughts
Haiku # 4951, November 4, 2000 12:58 pm ET
by soma of over at that place by the tree
..hurricane storm, fuck
blew away my damn garden
..dead frog at the door
Haiku # 4950, November 4, 2000 2:25 am ET
by ronin
....the aha moment
revealing nature's esse
..or an event's ahhh
Haiku # 4949, November 4, 2000 2:21 am ET
by ronin@playinschoolteachermyman
....juxtaposition
kidare and the kijo
are haiku's essence
Haiku # 4948, November 4, 2000 2:18 am ET
by ronin@backtoserioushaiku,folks.take notesheena
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4947, November 4, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4946, November 4, 2000 2:15 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
......you okay, mama?
need some time to be alone?
...you can always call...
Haiku # 4945, November 4, 2000 1:35 am ET
by ronin@abitperturbed
..cud it realy b
ernst unity n ash
...r 1 n d sam?
Haiku # 4944, November 4, 2000 1:27 am ET
by ronin@textingcapital
microscopic sex
Is what I am looking for
You masqueraders!
Haiku # 4943, November 4, 2000 1:21 am ET
by rd renste yutin of www.egoticsei.omc/ospyhyado0002
you anemonae
It was I who loved you most
So how about that?
Haiku # 4942, November 4, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
....sorry, frenchy babe
the closest i come to chicks
...are my big round eggs
Haiku # 4941, November 4, 2000 1:11 am ET
by ronin@heee'sbaaack!
Ah ha ha haha
I will bite my thumb at you
silly italian
Haiku # 4940, November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
one more erratum
"ARE both faces of the same coin"
as if it matters
Haiku # 4939, November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by ronin@feelingperfectmood
..."(you) comprehend not"
the silent "you" was built-in
........conjugational
Haiku # 4938, November 4, 2000 1:04 am ET
by ronin@runningfarfarawayfromyoda
let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
Identify me
you visionary poet
you know what I mean
Haiku # 4936, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
.Oh, dear God, it's you
Anybody but you, please
..G-Good God, not you!
Haiku # 4935, November 4, 2000 12:59 am ET
by ronin@thecoffeeshopwithhislatte!
Visit my kitchen
And you will burn yourself bad
Nebucanezzar!
Haiku # 4934, November 4, 2000 12:56 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
We did so much dope
we made a left turn on mars
but we still got there
Haiku # 4933, November 4, 2000 12:49 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I was gone too long
But I know you all love me
So let's get naked
Haiku # 4932, November 4, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Here I am again
To freak you right the f out
Ernest Unity!
Haiku # 4931, November 4, 2000 12:26 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
dead ant. dead dead ant.
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead ant.
dead dead ant. dead end.
Haiku # 4930, November 3, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by antwerp
when i was younger
wasn't very long ago
and remains that way
Haiku # 4929, November 3, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by ash
redeemed my voucher
procrastinating libran
now, what shall i buy?
Haiku # 4928, November 3, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by ash
You like my Chinese?
Butt hole flexing with hot flames
potstickers gone bad
Haiku # 4927, November 3, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
the very air melts
distant rumble of thunder
rivulets of sweat
Haiku # 4926, November 3, 2000 4:35 am ET
by ash
passionfruit flower
mother nature on acid
divine providence
Haiku # 4925, November 3, 2000 4:21 am ET
by ash
for my job i heal
leisure time i mostly waste
killing aliens
Haiku # 4924, November 3, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4923, November 2, 2000 6:10 pm ET
by whatthe?
she is inside out
floating to oblivion
i will just look on
Haiku # 4922, November 2, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by whatthe?
brilliant november:

shake me like a tree
you bright wind, rustle my leaves
make me sway and wake
Haiku # 4921, November 2, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by sheena@school
if i could let it
my autobiography
would read fuck it all
Haiku # 4920, November 2, 2000 12:37 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
lust and haiku
are the only things that help
ease this endless pain
Haiku # 4919, November 2, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i can't even read
my heart is so fuckin' broke
nowhere to run to
Haiku # 4918, November 2, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
correctly aligned
margins and motivations
the right thing kills me
Haiku # 4917, November 2, 2000 12:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
limp his hand and arm
lay forgotten at his side
no choice to his gaze
Haiku # 4916, November 2, 2000 12:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scuffed shoe kicks again
and again against old bones
the dust is rising
Haiku # 4915, November 2, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Helping Abe escape
Has become the focus of
All my leisure time
Haiku # 4914, November 2, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Janis
i see the future
it glistens like pure water
reflecting people
Haiku # 4913, November 2, 2000 12:30 am ET
by soma of ..somewhere i shouldn't go
i here the bytes flow
through beorn and anika
sounding like beauty
Haiku # 4912, November 2, 2000 12:26 am ET
by soma of humboldt co.
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