Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

kata, we could go
but then we'd be marked absent
better to surf net
Haiku # 4986, November 6, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
sitting in my class
learning about nothing
i want to go home
Haiku # 4985, November 6, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by kata
washcloth:

dirty joke was you
sorry you missed the punch line
snicker heh heh hee
Haiku # 4984, November 6, 2000 4:29 pm ET
by Sheena
help me understand
the why and the werewolf cry
introduce the moon

she knows me, i know
but though we are not strangers
we pass and don't speak

nod-and-smile friends
i'd like a conversation
lucid lunacy
Haiku # 4983, November 6, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Sheena
feel political
maybe i should just lie down
it will go away
Haiku # 4982, November 6, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by Sheena
the humor is gone
it sank with the titanic
on the ocean floor
Haiku # 4981, November 6, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by soma of itsjustmeand2pacagainsttheworld
cops make me nervous
excessive blood on the knob
cant open the door
Haiku # 4980, November 6, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by soma of whattheelldoesitmatterwhereimfrom?
thinking about me
forces me to realize
the hair on my back
Haiku # 4979, November 6, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by soma of comingbackformore
lets talk politics:
shall i vote for gush or bore?
or write in soma?
Haiku # 4978, November 6, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by soma of not in communist russia
t-bone's got the job
staring at a computer
and making money
Haiku # 4977, November 6, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by soma of not at work
a bunch of lame posts
where did all the humor go?
come on, make me laugh
Haiku # 4976, November 6, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what a lame excuse
for tying me in this noose
the games that one plays
Haiku # 4975, November 6, 2000 11:47 am ET
by jasper of under my sheets
what a poor blind fool
it is not yours to behold
but rather mine own
Haiku # 4974, November 6, 2000 11:44 am ET
by jasper of somewhere not there
makes me so dizzy
running in social circles
brief insanity
Haiku # 4973, November 6, 2000 11:19 am ET
by jasper of a dream
bouncing in my dreams
what will put my mind at ease
all thoughts are cluttered
Haiku # 4972, November 6, 2000 11:16 am ET
by lou of hanging from a tree
yearning for your lips
grasp my body make it roar
blissfulness in touch
Haiku # 4971, November 6, 2000 10:57 am ET
by jasper of in a box
Soma and anti
Will they ever really meet
Only in a dream
Haiku # 4970, November 6, 2000 10:22 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wood
people's perspectives
pondering priceless pennies
plated in plastic
Haiku # 4969, November 6, 2000 12:42 am ET
by trampas of the hills
some fucking people
you just cant expect to much
way too full of shit
Haiku # 4968, November 6, 2000 12:35 am ET
by anti-soma of anywhere but california
dog carpets heave sighs
computer hums boys silence
signals crayons on walls
Haiku # 4967, November 5, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hooded sweatshirted
long johned wool socked brown booted
pink cheeked expectant
Haiku # 4966, November 5, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
oak leaf crisped by frost
a tree cleft holds a dead limb
an ocean of brown
Haiku # 4965, November 5, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thrill sparked by my words
it's an old indian camp
he runs through the woods
Haiku # 4964, November 5, 2000 3:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
computer junkies
typing toward their destiny
digitized people
Haiku # 4963, November 5, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by soma of behind that bush
first, five syllables
then seven syllables, then
five. blah blah fucking blah.
Haiku # 4962, November 5, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i myself be one
yet i am not unity
he's somebody else
Haiku # 4961, November 5, 2000 5:49 am ET
by ash
safest of safe sex
tail with epic precautions
big contraceptives
Haiku # 4960, November 5, 2000 5:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4959, November 4, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by mark
i cannot be here
mixing and making word games
this must all be fake
Haiku # 4958, November 4, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by soma(optional) of somewhere(optional)
Gigantic afro
So impressive to behold
Worship my fluffy head
Haiku # 4957, November 4, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by Jen of http://www.pixelscapes.com
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956, November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955, November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954, November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953, November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952, November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
concieving this mess
thinking about not thinking
i thunk all my thoughts
Haiku # 4951, November 4, 2000 12:58 pm ET
by soma of over at that place by the tree
..hurricane storm, fuck
blew away my damn garden
..dead frog at the door
Haiku # 4950, November 4, 2000 2:25 am ET
by ronin
....the aha moment
revealing nature's esse
..or an event's ahhh
Haiku # 4949, November 4, 2000 2:21 am ET
by ronin@playinschoolteachermyman
....juxtaposition
kidare and the kijo
are haiku's essence
Haiku # 4948, November 4, 2000 2:18 am ET
by ronin@backtoserioushaiku,folks.take notesheena
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4947, November 4, 2000 2:17 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
....nuns without habits
now that's what i call holy
....the best way to go
Haiku # 4946, November 4, 2000 2:15 am ET
by ronin@heaven'sdoor
......you okay, mama?
need some time to be alone?
...you can always call...
Haiku # 4945, November 4, 2000 1:35 am ET
by ronin@abitperturbed
..cud it realy b
ernst unity n ash
...r 1 n d sam?
Haiku # 4944, November 4, 2000 1:27 am ET
by ronin@textingcapital
microscopic sex
Is what I am looking for
You masqueraders!
Haiku # 4943, November 4, 2000 1:21 am ET
by rd renste yutin of www.egoticsei.omc/ospyhyado0002
you anemonae
It was I who loved you most
So how about that?
Haiku # 4942, November 4, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
....sorry, frenchy babe
the closest i come to chicks
...are my big round eggs
Haiku # 4941, November 4, 2000 1:11 am ET
by ronin@heee'sbaaack!
Ah ha ha haha
I will bite my thumb at you
silly italian
Haiku # 4940, November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by Dr. Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
one more erratum
"ARE both faces of the same coin"
as if it matters
Haiku # 4939, November 4, 2000 1:07 am ET
by ronin@feelingperfectmood
..."(you) comprehend not"
the silent "you" was built-in
........conjugational
Haiku # 4938, November 4, 2000 1:04 am ET
by ronin@runningfarfarawayfromyoda
let me paraphrase
"they have lost their sense of 'wah'"
but then, whatever
Haiku # 4937, November 4, 2000 1:01 am ET
by ronin@policehaikuschool
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