Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #5011
beorn thinks he's safe
voting for that nazi Bush
just cuz' he likes guns

Bush likes fat hookers
to put cocaine on his dick
sentence HIM to death
Haiku #5011
Posted: November 9, 2000 10:25 am ET
Poet & location: soma of samebattime,samebatchannel