Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
..falls on the brown earth
Haiku # 5001, November 9, 2000 5:32 am ET
by ronin@busonland
......Florida caper
seems to suggest a losing
...candidate's despair
Haiku # 5000, November 9, 2000 5:27 am ET
by ronin@inlieuofstratfor.com
...sheena's same sex thing
is like dining without forks
.....something is missing
Haiku # 4999, November 9, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@freeeedomfighter/braaaaveheartland
..just lightly written
but with strong imagery:
....haiku's tradition
Haiku # 4998, November 9, 2000 5:15 am ET
by ronin@traceychapmansworld
Just a gut feeling
You can't read the damned ballot?
You'd better not vote.
Haiku # 4997, November 9, 2000 1:24 am ET
by Janis
Too late to vote now
Its NRA forever
HaHa you hippies
Haiku # 4996, November 9, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
i've posted one line
over the toke, too often
who votes i should ditch?
Haiku # 4995, November 8, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by sheena
speaking of site hits
too many 'fixes' lately
i should really quit
Haiku # 4994, November 8, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by sheena
ash:
anyway, you can't
you're at "the Bush," not U.S.
so, finally, moot.
Haiku # 4993, November 8, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by sheena
haiku- to haiku:
we sing in different tones
irregular rounds
Haiku # 4992, November 8, 2000 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
Beat around the Bush
Just how Gore-y can you get?
Made me wanna Ralph
Haiku # 4991, November 8, 2000 10:04 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
anarchist at heart
i don't want to vote for bush
i want to munch it
Haiku # 4990, November 8, 2000 3:29 am ET
by ash
Blood on the knob guy
Cops make you think of bad sex
Pull your "gun" Soma
Haiku # 4989, November 7, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
Soma suck and chug,
Working with hangover king,
My asperin is gone.
Haiku # 4988, November 7, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by T-boner of Here there and.....
Lots of hits here now
Perhaps it's time for some ads
What will Janis do?
Haiku # 4987, November 6, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by Aaron
kata, we could go
but then we'd be marked absent
better to surf net
Haiku # 4986, November 6, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
sitting in my class
learning about nothing
i want to go home
Haiku # 4985, November 6, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by kata
washcloth:

dirty joke was you
sorry you missed the punch line
snicker heh heh hee
Haiku # 4984, November 6, 2000 4:29 pm ET
by Sheena
help me understand
the why and the werewolf cry
introduce the moon

she knows me, i know
but though we are not strangers
we pass and don't speak

nod-and-smile friends
i'd like a conversation
lucid lunacy
Haiku # 4983, November 6, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Sheena
feel political
maybe i should just lie down
it will go away
Haiku # 4982, November 6, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by Sheena
the humor is gone
it sank with the titanic
on the ocean floor
Haiku # 4981, November 6, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by soma of itsjustmeand2pacagainsttheworld
cops make me nervous
excessive blood on the knob
cant open the door
Haiku # 4980, November 6, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by soma of whattheelldoesitmatterwhereimfrom?
thinking about me
forces me to realize
the hair on my back
Haiku # 4979, November 6, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by soma of comingbackformore
lets talk politics:
shall i vote for gush or bore?
or write in soma?
Haiku # 4978, November 6, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by soma of not in communist russia
t-bone's got the job
staring at a computer
and making money
Haiku # 4977, November 6, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by soma of not at work
a bunch of lame posts
where did all the humor go?
come on, make me laugh
Haiku # 4976, November 6, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what a lame excuse
for tying me in this noose
the games that one plays
Haiku # 4975, November 6, 2000 11:47 am ET
by jasper of under my sheets
what a poor blind fool
it is not yours to behold
but rather mine own
Haiku # 4974, November 6, 2000 11:44 am ET
by jasper of somewhere not there
makes me so dizzy
running in social circles
brief insanity
Haiku # 4973, November 6, 2000 11:19 am ET
by jasper of a dream
bouncing in my dreams
what will put my mind at ease
all thoughts are cluttered
Haiku # 4972, November 6, 2000 11:16 am ET
by lou of hanging from a tree
yearning for your lips
grasp my body make it roar
blissfulness in touch
Haiku # 4971, November 6, 2000 10:57 am ET
by jasper of in a box
Soma and anti
Will they ever really meet
Only in a dream
Haiku # 4970, November 6, 2000 10:22 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wood
people's perspectives
pondering priceless pennies
plated in plastic
Haiku # 4969, November 6, 2000 12:42 am ET
by trampas of the hills
some fucking people
you just cant expect to much
way too full of shit
Haiku # 4968, November 6, 2000 12:35 am ET
by anti-soma of anywhere but california
dog carpets heave sighs
computer hums boys silence
signals crayons on walls
Haiku # 4967, November 5, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hooded sweatshirted
long johned wool socked brown booted
pink cheeked expectant
Haiku # 4966, November 5, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
oak leaf crisped by frost
a tree cleft holds a dead limb
an ocean of brown
Haiku # 4965, November 5, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thrill sparked by my words
it's an old indian camp
he runs through the woods
Haiku # 4964, November 5, 2000 3:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
computer junkies
typing toward their destiny
digitized people
Haiku # 4963, November 5, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by soma of behind that bush
first, five syllables
then seven syllables, then
five. blah blah fucking blah.
Haiku # 4962, November 5, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i myself be one
yet i am not unity
he's somebody else
Haiku # 4961, November 5, 2000 5:49 am ET
by ash
safest of safe sex
tail with epic precautions
big contraceptives
Haiku # 4960, November 5, 2000 5:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 4959, November 4, 2000 5:43 pm ET
by mark
i cannot be here
mixing and making word games
this must all be fake
Haiku # 4958, November 4, 2000 1:29 pm ET
by soma(optional) of somewhere(optional)
Gigantic afro
So impressive to behold
Worship my fluffy head
Haiku # 4957, November 4, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by Jen of http://www.pixelscapes.com
essentializing
making the unkown more known
further from the truth
Haiku # 4956, November 4, 2000 1:25 pm ET
by soma of milkyway"out"galaxy
fuck those napster fools
no longer do we have rights:
stop rapeing hard drives!!
Haiku # 4955, November 4, 2000 1:22 pm ET
by soma of livingincali
the "apparent" world
is what is beyond the "real"
The former is truth
Haiku # 4954, November 4, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by soma of freshwater
this is not the end
nor is it the beginning
its just a circle
Haiku # 4953, November 4, 2000 1:10 pm ET
by soma of McKinleyville
this aint poetry
far cry from rythmic patterns
more like excuses
Haiku # 4952, November 4, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by soma of humboldt co.
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