Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Once I drank a beer
Once to prove I had no fear
There goes my liver

Haiku # 5026, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt
the buggers thoust pick
are scabs on your cranium
picking at your brain
Haiku # 5025, November 10, 2000 12:50 am ET
by soma of onthegoddamninternetagain
last time that i heard
"inevitable" had more
than 5 syllables
Haiku # 5024, November 10, 2000 12:44 am ET
by soma
So.....soma r u
.....buggering...? as u compose
your many haiku?
Haiku # 5023, November 9, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by anonyMoose
inevitable death
maximum interventions
the same old result

Haiku # 5022, November 9, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by ash
my large intestine
frankly gives more than a damn
i'm gone with the wind
Haiku # 5021, November 9, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
picking one's buggers
requires the perfect tool
a spoon will do fine
Haiku # 5020, November 9, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by soma of living in cali
the people are right:
we do need president bush
to play the puppet
Haiku # 5019, November 9, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by soma of americanasapplepie
yes eob1
george bush is just Your master
so suck his dick good
Haiku # 5018, November 9, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by soma of notinflorida
I can't feed myself,
crap and wee in my depends
and I vote for 2
Haiku # 5017, November 9, 2000 1:33 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it doesn't matter
it really doesn't matter
so, why all the fuss?
Haiku # 5016, November 9, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
having that feeling
like I have read this before
just had it again
Haiku # 5015, November 9, 2000 1:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
We Floridians
Fuct you all over but good
Ha ha, jokes on you
Haiku # 5014, November 9, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by CBisquit of bottom of the C
Soma votes Nada
Soma, Bush is da winner
Soma is da weener
Haiku # 5013, November 9, 2000 11:27 am ET
by eob1kanobi
cabinetmakers
know all about good tight "joints"
and accurate "lines"
Haiku # 5012, November 9, 2000 10:29 am ET
by soma of wishingiwaswashy
beorn thinks he's safe
voting for that nazi Bush
just cuz' he likes guns

Bush likes fat hookers
to put cocaine on his dick
sentence HIM to death
Haiku # 5011, November 9, 2000 10:25 am ET
by soma of samebattime,samebatchannel
t-boner knows best:
hell bent on pussy and tits,
his eyes can fuck you
Haiku # 5010, November 9, 2000 10:18 am ET
by soma of tryingtogetmeanedumacation
that damn election
i'm moving to canada
fuck that nazi Bush
Haiku # 5009, November 9, 2000 10:15 am ET
by soma of humboldt
The frost on my wang
it burns and cracks, destroying
I will never piss
Haiku # 5008, November 9, 2000 9:18 am ET
by sam rogers of penn
Dead babies are bad
Kittens don't like mayonaise
I ate my weight cheese
Haiku # 5007, November 9, 2000 9:17 am ET
by StickyPants of Germany
When I cry at night
My tears smell like genitals
I fear honky-tonk
Haiku # 5006, November 9, 2000 9:14 am ET
by StickyPants of Germany
This isn't really a Hauku
Is it?
That 5-7-5 thing is bullshit
Haiku # 5005, November 9, 2000 9:11 am ET
by Ender
Bad Haikus are good
Sometimes good Haikus turn bad
Keep your eye out...wazzah!
Haiku # 5004, November 9, 2000 9:10 am ET
by Ender of Dunno
Bush is horrible
Get out of the country now
Don't look behind you
Haiku # 5003, November 9, 2000 9:06 am ET
by Ender of Middleofnowhere
....scent of luscious hay
..swaying over golden fields,
......gay finches mating
Haiku # 5002, November 9, 2000 5:41 am ET
by ronin@thefarm
...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
..falls on the brown earth
Haiku # 5001, November 9, 2000 5:32 am ET
by ronin@busonland
......Florida caper
seems to suggest a losing
...candidate's despair
Haiku # 5000, November 9, 2000 5:27 am ET
by ronin@inlieuofstratfor.com
...sheena's same sex thing
is like dining without forks
.....something is missing
Haiku # 4999, November 9, 2000 5:18 am ET
by ronin@freeeedomfighter/braaaaveheartland
..just lightly written
but with strong imagery:
....haiku's tradition
Haiku # 4998, November 9, 2000 5:15 am ET
by ronin@traceychapmansworld
Just a gut feeling
You can't read the damned ballot?
You'd better not vote.
Haiku # 4997, November 9, 2000 1:24 am ET
by Janis
Too late to vote now
Its NRA forever
HaHa you hippies
Haiku # 4996, November 9, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Beorn of The Redwood Empire
i've posted one line
over the toke, too often
who votes i should ditch?
Haiku # 4995, November 8, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by sheena
speaking of site hits
too many 'fixes' lately
i should really quit
Haiku # 4994, November 8, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by sheena
ash:
anyway, you can't
you're at "the Bush," not U.S.
so, finally, moot.
Haiku # 4993, November 8, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by sheena
haiku- to haiku:
we sing in different tones
irregular rounds
Haiku # 4992, November 8, 2000 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
Beat around the Bush
Just how Gore-y can you get?
Made me wanna Ralph
Haiku # 4991, November 8, 2000 10:04 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
anarchist at heart
i don't want to vote for bush
i want to munch it
Haiku # 4990, November 8, 2000 3:29 am ET
by ash
Blood on the knob guy
Cops make you think of bad sex
Pull your "gun" Soma
Haiku # 4989, November 7, 2000 12:07 pm ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
Soma suck and chug,
Working with hangover king,
My asperin is gone.
Haiku # 4988, November 7, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by T-boner of Here there and.....
Lots of hits here now
Perhaps it's time for some ads
What will Janis do?
Haiku # 4987, November 6, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by Aaron
kata, we could go
but then we'd be marked absent
better to surf net
Haiku # 4986, November 6, 2000 4:40 pm ET
by sheena
sitting in my class
learning about nothing
i want to go home
Haiku # 4985, November 6, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by kata
washcloth:

dirty joke was you
sorry you missed the punch line
snicker heh heh hee
Haiku # 4984, November 6, 2000 4:29 pm ET
by Sheena
help me understand
the why and the werewolf cry
introduce the moon

she knows me, i know
but though we are not strangers
we pass and don't speak

nod-and-smile friends
i'd like a conversation
lucid lunacy
Haiku # 4983, November 6, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Sheena
feel political
maybe i should just lie down
it will go away
Haiku # 4982, November 6, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by Sheena
the humor is gone
it sank with the titanic
on the ocean floor
Haiku # 4981, November 6, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by soma of itsjustmeand2pacagainsttheworld
cops make me nervous
excessive blood on the knob
cant open the door
Haiku # 4980, November 6, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by soma of whattheelldoesitmatterwhereimfrom?
thinking about me
forces me to realize
the hair on my back
Haiku # 4979, November 6, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by soma of comingbackformore
lets talk politics:
shall i vote for gush or bore?
or write in soma?
Haiku # 4978, November 6, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by soma of not in communist russia
t-bone's got the job
staring at a computer
and making money
Haiku # 4977, November 6, 2000 2:54 pm ET
by soma of not at work
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