Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059, November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
touch of mother's hand
doesn't change a fucking thing
still there's magic there
Haiku # 5058, November 13, 2000 6:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
from a satellite
the world is pixels across
on our monitors
Haiku # 5057, November 13, 2000 3:43 am ET
by ash
.....a slight revision:


...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
....falls on brown earth
Haiku # 5056, November 13, 2000 3:10 am ET
by ronin@withaliterarylicenseshit
surrounded by love
i can be a smug bastard
so eat your heart out
Haiku # 5055, November 13, 2000 2:56 am ET
by ash
Be right back a sap
Good game, Laughin my ass off
I'm laughin out loud
Haiku # 5054, November 12, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Double Screenin' It!
this is very borings?don't me
think? pokemon boring me
think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5053, November 12, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
this is very borings?don't me think? pokemon boring me think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5052, November 12, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
bad bad bad haiku
this is very bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku
Haiku # 5051, November 12, 2000 8:16 pm ET
by -------- of ---------
World War Two Is Done
World War Three Is On Its Way
Man I Need A Beer
Haiku # 5050, November 12, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of D-DAY NORMANDY
i did it again
the first line of course should read :
american vote
Haiku # 5049, November 12, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by ash
american voting
closest election ever
un-presidented
Haiku # 5048, November 12, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by ash
Bring me some good wine
daughters of kinky love gods
I dig things like that
Haiku # 5047, November 12, 2000 12:41 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Now the shameless plug
Check my site and submit poems
the big juicy ones
Haiku # 5046, November 12, 2000 12:37 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I embrace you all
with my mighty genitals
and leave you shaking
Haiku # 5045, November 12, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I'm on a mission
to electricate your soul
and get you airborne
Haiku # 5044, November 12, 2000 12:30 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043, November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042, November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041, November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040, November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039, November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038, November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037, November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036, November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035, November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034, November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
you can count on me
death isn't a syllable
often a sentence
Haiku # 5033, November 10, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
My gun is loaded
Time for some target practice
Voted for George Bush
Haiku # 5032, November 10, 2000 1:31 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Humboldt County is my Home
the space of soma
from there shall come that which is
whatever that means
Haiku # 5031, November 10, 2000 1:12 am ET
by soma of somewheresonthewestcoast
he who is a beast
has relieved himself of pain:
of being a man
Haiku # 5030, November 10, 2000 1:09 am ET
by soma of stillcotemplatingpolitics
Listen Mr. Green
I threw my vote away too
Bitter as you are
Haiku # 5029, November 10, 2000 1:05 am ET
by Beorn of Northern California where the girls are warmer
this is all there is
i guess there is nothing more
so whats going on?
Haiku # 5028, November 10, 2000 1:01 am ET
by soma of tryingtoconversthroughicq
first i was here
then realized i was there
i guess im not sure
Haiku # 5027, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by quasi-soma of notsosureanymore
Once I drank a beer
Once to prove I had no fear
There goes my liver

Haiku # 5026, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt
the buggers thoust pick
are scabs on your cranium
picking at your brain
Haiku # 5025, November 10, 2000 12:50 am ET
by soma of onthegoddamninternetagain
last time that i heard
"inevitable" had more
than 5 syllables
Haiku # 5024, November 10, 2000 12:44 am ET
by soma
So.....soma r u
.....buggering...? as u compose
your many haiku?
Haiku # 5023, November 9, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by anonyMoose
inevitable death
maximum interventions
the same old result

Haiku # 5022, November 9, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by ash
my large intestine
frankly gives more than a damn
i'm gone with the wind
Haiku # 5021, November 9, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
picking one's buggers
requires the perfect tool
a spoon will do fine
Haiku # 5020, November 9, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by soma of living in cali
the people are right:
we do need president bush
to play the puppet
Haiku # 5019, November 9, 2000 2:59 pm ET
by soma of americanasapplepie
yes eob1
george bush is just Your master
so suck his dick good
Haiku # 5018, November 9, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by soma of notinflorida
I can't feed myself,
crap and wee in my depends
and I vote for 2
Haiku # 5017, November 9, 2000 1:33 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
it doesn't matter
it really doesn't matter
so, why all the fuss?
Haiku # 5016, November 9, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
having that feeling
like I have read this before
just had it again
Haiku # 5015, November 9, 2000 1:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
We Floridians
Fuct you all over but good
Ha ha, jokes on you
Haiku # 5014, November 9, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by CBisquit of bottom of the C
Soma votes Nada
Soma, Bush is da winner
Soma is da weener
Haiku # 5013, November 9, 2000 11:27 am ET
by eob1kanobi
cabinetmakers
know all about good tight "joints"
and accurate "lines"
Haiku # 5012, November 9, 2000 10:29 am ET
by soma of wishingiwaswashy
beorn thinks he's safe
voting for that nazi Bush
just cuz' he likes guns

Bush likes fat hookers
to put cocaine on his dick
sentence HIM to death
Haiku # 5011, November 9, 2000 10:25 am ET
by soma of samebattime,samebatchannel
t-boner knows best:
hell bent on pussy and tits,
his eyes can fuck you
Haiku # 5010, November 9, 2000 10:18 am ET
by soma of tryingtogetmeanedumacation
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