Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079, November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078, November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077, November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076, November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy
this cannot be truth:
the "real" is just "apparent"
both are temporal

subjective to me
objectivity hidden
"i" am all there is
Haiku # 5075, November 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromyouaspossible
that shit is fucked up.
totally and completely.
I mean really fucked.
Haiku # 5074, November 14, 2000 12:08 pm ET
by frenchy
sheena, please relax.
those nutty moths are just pests.
don't get too extreme.
Haiku # 5073, November 14, 2000 11:39 am ET
by frenchy
Direct X 8's out
So play the game of the year
D Day Normandy
Haiku # 5072, November 13, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by {THC}SsSoCiOpAtHsS of June 6, 1944, Omaha Beach
a school of small clouds
soft grey fish in a pale sea
winter ev'ning falls
Haiku # 5071, November 13, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070, November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069, November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068, November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067, November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066, November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065, November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064, November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063, November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
crisp icy moonlight
creeps slowly up the blankets
baby's eyes flutter
Haiku # 5062, November 13, 2000 7:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
when the red oak leaves
fall they mostly land face down
aerodynamics
Haiku # 5061, November 13, 2000 7:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
hearing the cats cry
she turns restlessly in bed
sighing she rises
Haiku # 5060, November 13, 2000 7:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059, November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
touch of mother's hand
doesn't change a fucking thing
still there's magic there
Haiku # 5058, November 13, 2000 6:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
from a satellite
the world is pixels across
on our monitors
Haiku # 5057, November 13, 2000 3:43 am ET
by ash
.....a slight revision:


...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
....falls on brown earth
Haiku # 5056, November 13, 2000 3:10 am ET
by ronin@withaliterarylicenseshit
surrounded by love
i can be a smug bastard
so eat your heart out
Haiku # 5055, November 13, 2000 2:56 am ET
by ash
Be right back a sap
Good game, Laughin my ass off
I'm laughin out loud
Haiku # 5054, November 12, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Double Screenin' It!
this is very borings?don't me
think? pokemon boring me
think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5053, November 12, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
this is very borings?don't me think? pokemon boring me think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5052, November 12, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
bad bad bad haiku
this is very bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku
Haiku # 5051, November 12, 2000 8:16 pm ET
by -------- of ---------
World War Two Is Done
World War Three Is On Its Way
Man I Need A Beer
Haiku # 5050, November 12, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of D-DAY NORMANDY
i did it again
the first line of course should read :
american vote
Haiku # 5049, November 12, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by ash
american voting
closest election ever
un-presidented
Haiku # 5048, November 12, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by ash
Bring me some good wine
daughters of kinky love gods
I dig things like that
Haiku # 5047, November 12, 2000 12:41 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Now the shameless plug
Check my site and submit poems
the big juicy ones
Haiku # 5046, November 12, 2000 12:37 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I embrace you all
with my mighty genitals
and leave you shaking
Haiku # 5045, November 12, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I'm on a mission
to electricate your soul
and get you airborne
Haiku # 5044, November 12, 2000 12:30 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043, November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042, November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041, November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040, November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039, November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038, November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037, November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036, November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035, November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034, November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
you can count on me
death isn't a syllable
often a sentence
Haiku # 5033, November 10, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
My gun is loaded
Time for some target practice
Voted for George Bush
Haiku # 5032, November 10, 2000 1:31 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Humboldt County is my Home
the space of soma
from there shall come that which is
whatever that means
Haiku # 5031, November 10, 2000 1:12 am ET
by soma of somewheresonthewestcoast
he who is a beast
has relieved himself of pain:
of being a man
Haiku # 5030, November 10, 2000 1:09 am ET
by soma of stillcotemplatingpolitics
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