Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070, November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069, November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068, November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067, November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066, November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065, November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064, November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063, November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
crisp icy moonlight
creeps slowly up the blankets
baby's eyes flutter
Haiku # 5062, November 13, 2000 7:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
when the red oak leaves
fall they mostly land face down
aerodynamics
Haiku # 5061, November 13, 2000 7:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
hearing the cats cry
she turns restlessly in bed
sighing she rises
Haiku # 5060, November 13, 2000 7:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059, November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
touch of mother's hand
doesn't change a fucking thing
still there's magic there
Haiku # 5058, November 13, 2000 6:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
from a satellite
the world is pixels across
on our monitors
Haiku # 5057, November 13, 2000 3:43 am ET
by ash
.....a slight revision:


...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
....falls on brown earth
Haiku # 5056, November 13, 2000 3:10 am ET
by ronin@withaliterarylicenseshit
surrounded by love
i can be a smug bastard
so eat your heart out
Haiku # 5055, November 13, 2000 2:56 am ET
by ash
Be right back a sap
Good game, Laughin my ass off
I'm laughin out loud
Haiku # 5054, November 12, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Double Screenin' It!
this is very borings?don't me
think? pokemon boring me
think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5053, November 12, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
this is very borings?don't me think? pokemon boring me think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5052, November 12, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
bad bad bad haiku
this is very bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku
Haiku # 5051, November 12, 2000 8:16 pm ET
by -------- of ---------
World War Two Is Done
World War Three Is On Its Way
Man I Need A Beer
Haiku # 5050, November 12, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of D-DAY NORMANDY
i did it again
the first line of course should read :
american vote
Haiku # 5049, November 12, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by ash
american voting
closest election ever
un-presidented
Haiku # 5048, November 12, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by ash
Bring me some good wine
daughters of kinky love gods
I dig things like that
Haiku # 5047, November 12, 2000 12:41 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Now the shameless plug
Check my site and submit poems
the big juicy ones
Haiku # 5046, November 12, 2000 12:37 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I embrace you all
with my mighty genitals
and leave you shaking
Haiku # 5045, November 12, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I'm on a mission
to electricate your soul
and get you airborne
Haiku # 5044, November 12, 2000 12:30 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043, November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042, November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041, November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040, November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039, November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038, November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037, November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036, November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035, November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034, November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
you can count on me
death isn't a syllable
often a sentence
Haiku # 5033, November 10, 2000 2:41 am ET
by ash
My gun is loaded
Time for some target practice
Voted for George Bush
Haiku # 5032, November 10, 2000 1:31 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Humboldt County is my Home
the space of soma
from there shall come that which is
whatever that means
Haiku # 5031, November 10, 2000 1:12 am ET
by soma of somewheresonthewestcoast
he who is a beast
has relieved himself of pain:
of being a man
Haiku # 5030, November 10, 2000 1:09 am ET
by soma of stillcotemplatingpolitics
Listen Mr. Green
I threw my vote away too
Bitter as you are
Haiku # 5029, November 10, 2000 1:05 am ET
by Beorn of Northern California where the girls are warmer
this is all there is
i guess there is nothing more
so whats going on?
Haiku # 5028, November 10, 2000 1:01 am ET
by soma of tryingtoconversthroughicq
first i was here
then realized i was there
i guess im not sure
Haiku # 5027, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by quasi-soma of notsosureanymore
Once I drank a beer
Once to prove I had no fear
There goes my liver

Haiku # 5026, November 10, 2000 12:52 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt
the buggers thoust pick
are scabs on your cranium
picking at your brain
Haiku # 5025, November 10, 2000 12:50 am ET
by soma of onthegoddamninternetagain
last time that i heard
"inevitable" had more
than 5 syllables
Haiku # 5024, November 10, 2000 12:44 am ET
by soma
So.....soma r u
.....buggering...? as u compose
your many haiku?
Haiku # 5023, November 9, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by anonyMoose
inevitable death
maximum interventions
the same old result

Haiku # 5022, November 9, 2000 3:44 pm ET
by ash
my large intestine
frankly gives more than a damn
i'm gone with the wind
Haiku # 5021, November 9, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
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