Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

new century looms
time for a change of venue
and clean underwear
Haiku # 5083, November 15, 2000 4:25 am ET
by ash
....a pale rose, withered
fallen it lay on the Persian:
......heart forever lost
Haiku # 5082, November 15, 2000 3:02 am ET
by ronin@thefallenone
oblivious thought
are you wacky on the junk
or cartoon turned bad
Haiku # 5081, November 15, 2000 1:46 am ET
by jasper of ablankspaceintime
feeling your heartbeat
laying naked..beads of sweat
glisten my forehead
Haiku # 5080, November 15, 2000 1:35 am ET
by jasper of landofstrawberryfields
That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079, November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078, November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077, November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076, November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy
this cannot be truth:
the "real" is just "apparent"
both are temporal

subjective to me
objectivity hidden
"i" am all there is
Haiku # 5075, November 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromyouaspossible
that shit is fucked up.
totally and completely.
I mean really fucked.
Haiku # 5074, November 14, 2000 12:08 pm ET
by frenchy
sheena, please relax.
those nutty moths are just pests.
don't get too extreme.
Haiku # 5073, November 14, 2000 11:39 am ET
by frenchy
Direct X 8's out
So play the game of the year
D Day Normandy
Haiku # 5072, November 13, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by {THC}SsSoCiOpAtHsS of June 6, 1944, Omaha Beach
a school of small clouds
soft grey fish in a pale sea
winter ev'ning falls
Haiku # 5071, November 13, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070, November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069, November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068, November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067, November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066, November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065, November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064, November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063, November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
crisp icy moonlight
creeps slowly up the blankets
baby's eyes flutter
Haiku # 5062, November 13, 2000 7:10 am ET
by mount madonna mama
when the red oak leaves
fall they mostly land face down
aerodynamics
Haiku # 5061, November 13, 2000 7:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
hearing the cats cry
she turns restlessly in bed
sighing she rises
Haiku # 5060, November 13, 2000 7:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
.....a petrified rose
lies fallen on the carpet
...damn my snoring wife
Haiku # 5059, November 13, 2000 7:00 am ET
by whomever
touch of mother's hand
doesn't change a fucking thing
still there's magic there
Haiku # 5058, November 13, 2000 6:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
from a satellite
the world is pixels across
on our monitors
Haiku # 5057, November 13, 2000 3:43 am ET
by ash
.....a slight revision:


...a maple's rusting leaf
silently falls on brown earth
....falls on brown earth
Haiku # 5056, November 13, 2000 3:10 am ET
by ronin@withaliterarylicenseshit
surrounded by love
i can be a smug bastard
so eat your heart out
Haiku # 5055, November 13, 2000 2:56 am ET
by ash
Be right back a sap
Good game, Laughin my ass off
I'm laughin out loud
Haiku # 5054, November 12, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Double Screenin' It!
this is very borings?don't me
think? pokemon boring me
think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5053, November 12, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
this is very borings?don't me think? pokemon boring me think.La la la la loaffy???
Haiku # 5052, November 12, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by pokemon of pokemon?
bad bad bad haiku
this is very bad haiku
bad bad bad haiku
Haiku # 5051, November 12, 2000 8:16 pm ET
by -------- of ---------
World War Two Is Done
World War Three Is On Its Way
Man I Need A Beer
Haiku # 5050, November 12, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of D-DAY NORMANDY
i did it again
the first line of course should read :
american vote
Haiku # 5049, November 12, 2000 1:41 pm ET
by ash
american voting
closest election ever
un-presidented
Haiku # 5048, November 12, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by ash
Bring me some good wine
daughters of kinky love gods
I dig things like that
Haiku # 5047, November 12, 2000 12:41 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
Now the shameless plug
Check my site and submit poems
the big juicy ones
Haiku # 5046, November 12, 2000 12:37 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I embrace you all
with my mighty genitals
and leave you shaking
Haiku # 5045, November 12, 2000 12:34 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
I'm on a mission
to electricate your soul
and get you airborne
Haiku # 5044, November 12, 2000 12:30 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
did you hear something?
it sounds like ernest is back
so you'd best get down!
Haiku # 5043, November 12, 2000 12:28 am ET
by Dr Ernest Unity of www.geocities.com/psychoyoda2000
my space is boundless
absence of solidity
im free to dissolve
Haiku # 5042, November 11, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by soma of somaland
my mind is fuzzy
suspended above the fog
history unclear
Haiku # 5041, November 11, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by soma of lockedinmyhouseandrefusingotleave
humboldt county is
my home thats where I belong
under redwood trees
Haiku # 5040, November 11, 2000 9:35 am ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of Sometimes Sunny Humboldt Cnty.
what is that i hear?
"beer, tobacco, firearms"?
where are the good drugs
Haiku # 5039, November 10, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by soma of california, usa
the time hath cometh
tightly locked in the sober
release is essence
Haiku # 5038, November 10, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by soma of waytoclosetothemonitor
how 'bout a hummer?
haven't had one since summer
she said no, bummer
Haiku # 5037, November 10, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
the office is mine.
Jeb guarantees the sunshine
state. Kiss my ass, Al.
Haiku # 5036, November 10, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by basho-matique of none
castles made of sand
squse me while I kiss the sky
in my purple haze

Haiku # 5035, November 10, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by SsSoCiOpAtHsS of N. Humboldt
whatever your vote
you get a politician
then the counting stops
Haiku # 5034, November 10, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
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