Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

hibernating acorns sleep
while squirrel's heart
beats wildly,bursting
Haiku # 5113, November 17, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by jersey george
shot myself in eye
avoid looking at penis
while masturbating
Haiku # 5112, November 17, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
Got soma on trip
Heading to Oak Land, that's south
When will he return
Don't whine little one
The Soma will return soon
Please bring potstickers!
Haiku # 5111, November 17, 2000 1:04 pm ET
by T-boner of Bedrock
It is quite a strech
to go from squishing the moths
to killing yourself.
Haiku # 5110, November 17, 2000 4:57 am ET
by frenchy
Is it all that bad?
maybe you just need a friend?
I will volunteer...
Haiku # 5109, November 17, 2000 4:55 am ET
by frenchy
Falling in the wind
a gust
of evergreen leaves.
Haiku # 5108, November 16, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by ronin
Hitodama de
yuku kisan ja
natsa no hara
Haiku # 5107, November 16, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
Tabi ni yande
Yume wa kareno o
Kakemeguru
Haiku # 5106, November 16, 2000 9:43 pm ET
by ronin
two Volvos collide
in Stop&Shop parking lot
no one is injured
Haiku # 5105, November 16, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by basho-moronicus of east
a brick for a buck
I bought them all and engraved
your number on each.
Haiku # 5104, November 16, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by basho-sowhat of optional
you wouldn't have a
Zippo handy wouldya? I
feel like torchin this.
Haiku # 5103, November 16, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by basho-de-luxe of no
I plumb the depths of life
oops I miss-spoke. Alas, the
depths of life plumb me.
Haiku # 5102, November 16, 2000 6:06 pm ET
by bashomatique of yes
butterfly ballots
fluttering in Florida
a new era dawns
Haiku # 5101, November 16, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by bashomatique of none
degrees fahrenheit
the temp of combustion
when it all burns down
Haiku # 5100, November 16, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by sheena
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5099, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5098, November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God really is dead.
no, i'm not an athiest
i never had "faith"

it seems evident
we've exchanged "god" for "science"
neither define me
Haiku # 5097, November 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by soma of onthewayaudi5gs
it doesn't make sense
it's not because i'm stupid
it's because i'm not
Haiku # 5096, November 16, 2000 3:58 am ET
by ash
it is hard to see
the problem for most people
remains transparent
Haiku # 5095, November 16, 2000 3:19 am ET
by ash
my education :
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them

Haiku # 5094, November 16, 2000 3:14 am ET
by ash
T-boner's got it
an extreme case of boredom
or maybe rickets

He's no less a slave
except he can't inhale fumes
office glue will work
Haiku # 5092, November 15, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by soma of sdrawkcabssa
everyday i live,
i die a little bit more:
just treading water

self preservation
for the glory of Being
certainly unsure
Haiku # 5091, November 15, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by soma
it wasn't the moths
crunched carapaces aside-
why i suicide

is more a comment
on the universe at large
and my own troubles
Haiku # 5090, November 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
been there, done that T
wassamatta 'varsity
my alma mater!
Haiku # 5089, November 15, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
good point there ash
'bout fresh long johns, however
wasn't that last year?
Haiku # 5088, November 15, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
I like bad poems
they are more honest to me
than good commercials
Haiku # 5087, November 15, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by tapman
I am the sand man
Grind me a tune on your paint
I am the Ospho
Haiku # 5086, November 15, 2000 10:18 am ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
In hail the paint fumes
Ap ply th os fo So ma
Blow buggers of paint
Haiku # 5085, November 15, 2000 10:15 am ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
Soma-o-Soma
Get with the program will ya?
Pass me the Whiskey.
Haiku # 5084, November 15, 2000 10:13 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
new century looms
time for a change of venue
and clean underwear
Haiku # 5083, November 15, 2000 4:25 am ET
by ash
....a pale rose, withered
fallen it lay on the Persian:
......heart forever lost
Haiku # 5082, November 15, 2000 3:02 am ET
by ronin@thefallenone
oblivious thought
are you wacky on the junk
or cartoon turned bad
Haiku # 5081, November 15, 2000 1:46 am ET
by jasper of ablankspaceintime
feeling your heartbeat
laying naked..beads of sweat
glisten my forehead
Haiku # 5080, November 15, 2000 1:35 am ET
by jasper of landofstrawberryfields
That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079, November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078, November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077, November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076, November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy
this cannot be truth:
the "real" is just "apparent"
both are temporal

subjective to me
objectivity hidden
"i" am all there is
Haiku # 5075, November 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromyouaspossible
that shit is fucked up.
totally and completely.
I mean really fucked.
Haiku # 5074, November 14, 2000 12:08 pm ET
by frenchy
sheena, please relax.
those nutty moths are just pests.
don't get too extreme.
Haiku # 5073, November 14, 2000 11:39 am ET
by frenchy
Direct X 8's out
So play the game of the year
D Day Normandy
Haiku # 5072, November 13, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by {THC}SsSoCiOpAtHsS of June 6, 1944, Omaha Beach
a school of small clouds
soft grey fish in a pale sea
winter ev'ning falls
Haiku # 5071, November 13, 2000 4:46 pm ET
by sheena
^^CADET^^

okay, whatever
i'm spaced and dazed, don't need weed
floating tranquilly
Haiku # 5070, November 13, 2000 4:45 pm ET
by sheena
glad you survived, ash
but thought you oz citizen?
confusion stays
Haiku # 5069, November 13, 2000 4:39 pm ET
by sheena
convenient lapse
socially awkward hiccups
are more polite here
Haiku # 5068, November 13, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by sheena
ronin, why d'you think
that i'm a chick-lovin' chick?
i prefer straight *hic*
Haiku # 5067, November 13, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by sheena
"you missed me?"

aw frenchy, how sweet
just when i was going to
kill myself tonight
Haiku # 5066, November 13, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
what happened, Sheena?
I doubt it was the moths.
wish you would come back.
Haiku # 5065, November 13, 2000 12:12 pm ET
by frenchy
her face in his neck
her cheek hot from his stubble
she pants and tears flow
Haiku # 5064, November 13, 2000 7:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
freezing feet like heat
seeking missles zero in
on warm body parts
Haiku # 5063, November 13, 2000 7:13 am ET
by mount madonna mama
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