Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Can not be Defined?
God is a Social-Science...
Science is a God?
Haiku # 5126 November 21, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by eob1kanobi of Humboldt
My curious flake
Spontaneous companion
Why value reason
Haiku # 5125 November 21, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Janis
Impulsive logic
The agressive underdog
Jupiter barren
Haiku # 5124 November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
Summer opinion
tolerant philosopher
this eternal high
Haiku # 5123 November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
What happened you ask?
Site down for many hours
Bad Power Failure
Haiku # 5122 November 20, 2000 11:53 pm ET
by Janis
oh!u fuckin men
of dull minds and little wit
leave me fuckin be

drinking of knowledge:
fill my rotting dried up mind
u who mentors me
Haiku # 5121 November 20, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by jasper
mind never at ease
pass me the bottle u punk
sweet serenity
Haiku # 5120 November 20, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by jasper of lostintime
What the hell happened?
Tons of posts , then nothing.
Where's all the humor?
Haiku # 5119 November 20, 2000 1:42 pm ET
by frenchy
asleep on my lap
completely limp and relaxed
warming my belly
Haiku # 5118 November 18, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by ash
saturated air
gentle persistent patter
intoxicating
Haiku # 5117 November 18, 2000 2:38 am ET
by ash
building excitement
a hand job in florida
gives head to the states
Haiku # 5116 November 18, 2000 12:11 am ET
by ash
realisation
festering protoplasm
curse mortality
Haiku # 5115 November 17, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by ash
tropical showers
indigo jacaranda
distant horizons
Haiku # 5114 November 17, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by ash
hibernating acorns sleep
while squirrel's heart
beats wildly,bursting
Haiku # 5113 November 17, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by jersey george
shot myself in eye
avoid looking at penis
while masturbating
Haiku # 5112 November 17, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
Got soma on trip
Heading to Oak Land, that's south
When will he return
Don't whine little one
The Soma will return soon
Please bring potstickers!
Haiku # 5111 November 17, 2000 1:04 pm ET
by T-boner of Bedrock
It is quite a strech
to go from squishing the moths
to killing yourself.
Haiku # 5110 November 17, 2000 4:57 am ET
by frenchy
Is it all that bad?
maybe you just need a friend?
I will volunteer...
Haiku # 5109 November 17, 2000 4:55 am ET
by frenchy
Falling in the wind
a gust
of evergreen leaves.
Haiku # 5108 November 16, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by ronin
Hitodama de
yuku kisan ja
natsa no hara
Haiku # 5107 November 16, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by ronin
Tabi ni yande
Yume wa kareno o
Kakemeguru
Haiku # 5106 November 16, 2000 9:43 pm ET
by ronin
two Volvos collide
in Stop&Shop parking lot
no one is injured
Haiku # 5105 November 16, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by basho-moronicus of east
a brick for a buck
I bought them all and engraved
your number on each.
Haiku # 5104 November 16, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by basho-sowhat of optional
you wouldn't have a
Zippo handy wouldya? I
feel like torchin this.
Haiku # 5103 November 16, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by basho-de-luxe of no
I plumb the depths of life
oops I miss-spoke. Alas, the
depths of life plumb me.
Haiku # 5102 November 16, 2000 6:06 pm ET
by bashomatique of yes
butterfly ballots
fluttering in Florida
a new era dawns
Haiku # 5101 November 16, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by bashomatique of none
degrees fahrenheit
the temp of combustion
when it all burns down
Haiku # 5100 November 16, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by sheena
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5099 November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
self-assessed intelligence
Haiku # 5098 November 16, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
God really is dead.
no, i'm not an athiest
i never had "faith"

it seems evident
we've exchanged "god" for "science"
neither define me
Haiku # 5097 November 16, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by soma of onthewayaudi5gs
it doesn't make sense
it's not because i'm stupid
it's because i'm not
Haiku # 5096 November 16, 2000 3:58 am ET
by ash
it is hard to see
the problem for most people
remains transparent
Haiku # 5095 November 16, 2000 3:19 am ET
by ash
my education :
we're all dying by degrees
with or without them

Haiku # 5094 November 16, 2000 3:14 am ET
by ash
T-boner's got it
an extreme case of boredom
or maybe rickets

He's no less a slave
except he can't inhale fumes
office glue will work
Haiku # 5092 November 15, 2000 7:20 pm ET
by soma of sdrawkcabssa
everyday i live,
i die a little bit more:
just treading water

self preservation
for the glory of Being
certainly unsure
Haiku # 5091 November 15, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by soma
it wasn't the moths
crunched carapaces aside-
why i suicide

is more a comment
on the universe at large
and my own troubles
Haiku # 5090 November 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by sheena
been there, done that T
wassamatta 'varsity
my alma mater!
Haiku # 5089 November 15, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by sheena
good point there ash
'bout fresh long johns, however
wasn't that last year?
Haiku # 5088 November 15, 2000 4:20 pm ET
by sheena
I like bad poems
they are more honest to me
than good commercials
Haiku # 5087 November 15, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by tapman
I am the sand man
Grind me a tune on your paint
I am the Ospho
Haiku # 5086 November 15, 2000 10:18 am ET
by T-boner of Wassamatta U
In hail the paint fumes
Ap ply th os fo So ma
Blow buggers of paint
Haiku # 5085 November 15, 2000 10:15 am ET
by T-boner of Mickeyville,CA
Soma-o-Soma
Get with the program will ya?
Pass me the Whiskey.
Haiku # 5084 November 15, 2000 10:13 am ET
by T-boner of Land-O-Wud
new century looms
time for a change of venue
and clean underwear
Haiku # 5083 November 15, 2000 4:25 am ET
by ash
....a pale rose, withered
fallen it lay on the Persian:
......heart forever lost
Haiku # 5082 November 15, 2000 3:02 am ET
by ronin@thefallenone
oblivious thought
are you wacky on the junk
or cartoon turned bad
Haiku # 5081 November 15, 2000 1:46 am ET
by jasper of ablankspaceintime
feeling your heartbeat
laying naked..beads of sweat
glisten my forehead
Haiku # 5080 November 15, 2000 1:35 am ET
by jasper of landofstrawberryfields
That soup was left out
while we were at the cabin.
Don't let him eat it.
Haiku # 5079 November 14, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
Be more lenient.
I hate you hitting the kids.
I'll leave you, I swear.
Haiku # 5078 November 14, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by CaptainBilly of Utah
if they only knew
what I am really thinking
they would stay away
Haiku # 5077 November 14, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
i just dont get it
whats the human condition?
mechanization
Haiku # 5076 November 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by soma of deepinsideyoucomputy